AHHHHHHH What is this place..... Its all blocky 
Wait...wait....wait
Is this heaven?
Wait heaven has circules
SO IS THIS HELL
Hell has circules as well
Am I dead?
OMG OMG OMG WHAT IS THAT
WHY IS IT LOOKING AT ME
Its all pink and creepy
Is it satan?
*punches pig DIE SATAN DIEEEE
Wait why did I get porkchops from Satan
*eats porkchop AHHHHH I ATE A SATAN PORKCHOP
*stares at sky Why is it getting darker....is satan being reborn
Awwww look at that cute green thing coming at me ITS SO CUTE
I wanna hug it......*hugs creeper
*blows up
*facepalm Well that was mean
AHHHH ZOMBIE RUN RUN RUN RUN RUNNNNN 
*runs
*stares at sky OOOOOO Look light THE SUN IS COMING UP WHOOO HOOOO
Holy mother of god.....there are 5 satans over there
*pig oinks WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
What is the freaking point of this game....
There are satans everywhere, mean green things and zombies 
*stares at tree Let me punch the tree
*punches tree OOOOOOO GOODIE WOOOOODDDDD
I hate wood
*throws wood
I AM BOREDDDD..I shall go on a mulitplayer blocky world thing
*goes to a random server
(Chat)
(You) H3llo i am steveee
(ButterCup205) Hi :) Welcome to the server
(You) Oky wut is dis place
(Michaela5432) Its a server....on minecraft
(You) HOLY CRAP This is minecraft.....
*Everyone on server facepalms
(You) AHHHHH H3lp ME NOWWWWw
(ButterCup205) Whats wrong?
(You) THERE ARE SATANS EVERYWHEREEEE
(Michaela5432) Satan?
(You) yesh satan, the pig things
*pig oinks
(You) AHAHHHHVDAVDH FVhs VGV GJ AJGFJ THE SATAN OINKED
(Admin) *Banned Player Steve For: GTFO NOOB
AWWWW WHY WAS I BANNEED stoopid ppl they are ALL big meany diaper babies
*6 Hours Later
*is on singleplayer
YESHHH I MADE A HOUSE
ITS THE MOST BOOTIFUL THING EVER
ITS MADE OUT OF....dirt
EVERYONE WILL BE JELOUS OF MY AMAZEBALLS BUILDING SKILLS
*Stares at sheep
What the.... are you
Holy....
Its...
meh mom  
*hugs sheep
MOMMMM I FREAKIN MISSED YOU LOOK AT MY AMAZING HOUSE
ITS MADE OUT OF DIRRRTTTTT ARE YOU PROUD?
*sheep stares at steve
MOM I SAID ARE YOU PROUD
ANSWER ME MOM ANSWER MEEEEEEEEE
*cri mom y u no answer meh
(Notch) Steve get the heck out of my game you freaking NOOBBB
(Notch) *Banned Player Steve From MineCraft For: nooob noob NOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB 

And that my friends was Steve's first and last day in minecraft....