We Now do some Short story books, and Kyle will read them to us! this has to be 350 charactors long so i'm just gonna write down the whole book -.-
A Night to remember
I woke up in my underwear noticing brown smudges
it stank so bad, i farted
it caused a brown hurricane to wipe out the whole of america
people choked as my asian bum consticked
their breathing
however they knew i was allergic to...
BIG HAIRY NUTS
suddenly eloise jumped out of a tree wearing
only a jesus cloth
but it flew off due to her flatulation then
darth vader came out of another dimension known
as the matrix followed by neo, then
morpheus a clash of thunder
knocked the two off their feet
they began kissing violently
then suddenly *slap* neo's but cheak was
wacked by morpheus's slimey fingers
*crash* a man in a robe arrived
went by the name albus dumbledore
he was strange and seemed to be wearing
a wolly hat which said mummys little angel
sadly this was only a marage
everybody at once began farting so loud
that charlie had to spray dieodarant
THE END