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IMPORTANT: My E key is somewhat broken so I might have spelling errors.
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Hey guys welcome to my survival guide!
No don't introduce it like that!
Ok. Howdy! This is my first ever blog!
DO IT RIGHT!
Ok. Hello! This guide will help you learn the basics to surving in minecraft.
First off, you need to make a house on your first night.
It needs to look amazing and protect you from monsters!
NO! THE FIRST PART IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ON YOUR FIRST NIGHT!
Fine! The house doesn't have to look good it just has to keep you safe.
You will need food for the night as well. Try to get as many golden apples as you can
(facepalm)
I mean golden carrots.
(facepalm)
I MEAN PORKCHOPS!
Anyway, after surviving the first night, you want to get diamonds for some armor.
THATS ENDGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean iron! You want iron!
To make iron ingots, you will need a furnace, made out of 8 stone!
8 COBBLESTONE!!!!
8 cobblestone for a furnace!
Make stone tools then use the shovel to mine some coal and iron ore!
THE PICKAXE!!
Use the pickaxe to mine the ore!
Smelt the coal in the furnace using iron!
ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
Alright! I get it! You smelt the iron ore using coal!
Then you put the iron ore in the crafting table in different shapes. See the wiki for help!
DON'T LINK TO ANOTHER SITE IDIOT!
I mean don't check the wiki!
Anyway, when you have some iron, make an axe, and mine some diamond ore in the caves!
PICKAXE AGAIN!!!
Mine the diamond with a pickaxe! Geez man...
Anyway, they spawn in and around lava lakes a LOT, so dive into lava for free diamonds!
They would DIE!!
Sorry! Don't fall in lava!
Make a diamond sword and diamond armor with your lava buckets, and use diamonds and water to make obsidian for a nether portal!
THEY DON'T NEED ONE! AND DIAMOND ARMOR ISN'T CRAFTED WITH LAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh.
Well thats the end of the guide! It wasn't supposed to be a guide on how to beat the game so it has to end here? Well seeya!
DON'T LOOK AT THIS GUIDE! IT'LL GET YOU KILLED IN MINECRAFT!!!
____________________________________________________________________________________________________
Hey guys welcome to my survival guide!
No don't introduce it like that!
Ok. Howdy! This is my first ever blog!
DO IT RIGHT!
Ok. Hello! This guide will help you learn the basics to surving in minecraft.
First off, you need to make a house on your first night.
It needs to look amazing and protect you from monsters!
NO! THE FIRST PART IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANT TO DO ON YOUR FIRST NIGHT!
Fine! The house doesn't have to look good it just has to keep you safe.
You will need food for the night as well. Try to get as many golden apples as you can
(facepalm)
I mean golden carrots.
(facepalm)
I MEAN PORKCHOPS!
Anyway, after surviving the first night, you want to get diamonds for some armor.
THATS ENDGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean iron! You want iron!
To make iron ingots, you will need a furnace, made out of 8 stone!
8 COBBLESTONE!!!!
8 cobblestone for a furnace!
Make stone tools then use the shovel to mine some coal and iron ore!
THE PICKAXE!!
Use the pickaxe to mine the ore!
Smelt the coal in the furnace using iron!
ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
Alright! I get it! You smelt the iron ore using coal!
Then you put the iron ore in the crafting table in different shapes. See the wiki for help!
DON'T LINK TO ANOTHER SITE IDIOT!
I mean don't check the wiki!
Anyway, when you have some iron, make an axe, and mine some diamond ore in the caves!
PICKAXE AGAIN!!!
Mine the diamond with a pickaxe! Geez man...
Anyway, they spawn in and around lava lakes a LOT, so dive into lava for free diamonds!
They would DIE!!
Sorry! Don't fall in lava!
Make a diamond sword and diamond armor with your lava buckets, and use diamonds and water to make obsidian for a nether portal!
THEY DON'T NEED ONE! AND DIAMOND ARMOR ISN'T CRAFTED WITH LAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh.
Well thats the end of the guide! It wasn't supposed to be a guide on how to beat the game so it has to end here? Well seeya!
DON'T LOOK AT THIS GUIDE! IT'LL GET YOU KILLED IN MINECRAFT!!!
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I am glad I don't have that kind of annoying personallyties screaming inside my head.
Anyway interesting viewpoint to make the survival guide. It could happen with Steve after a long time alone in the cave. And well, the last sentence seems to be the best advice this blog can give.
I cannot decide to give or not to give a diamond...