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Texture Pack Fan Ranks! Which one are you?

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The levels of texture pack lovers(or haters). Ranks go from top to bottom. Best at the bottom, worst at the top.




The Hater:


That jerk who love's the default and hates texture packs. Usually ether a griefer or just someone who is a diehard Notch Fan.


The Noob:


The newbie who either doesn't know how to put a texture pack into their texture pack folder, or has never heard of a texture pack.




The Sloth:


The player who is just too lazy to install a texture pack. Usually make bad admins.




The Cheater:


Someone too lazy to get hacks, so they just get an X-ray texture pack.




The Promted:


Someone who installs a new one whenever their friends prompt them to.




The Promoter:


Can be any rank from The Collector to The GOD. Sends texture packs to the promoted.




The Collector:


Downloads a different one about 1 a day. Keeps them all in the folder, no taking any out, even if they suck.




The Super Collector:


Like the Collector but downloading 2-5 a day.




The next six are raters. Raters will though out badly done texture packs or unfinished ones.




The OH GOD!


The super texture pack critic, who will leave a terrible comment for whatever poor angel made the texture pack.




The Picky Downloader: Downloads three or less each week.




The Downloader:


Downloads three to six each week.




The Good PMC Citizen:


Gets one each day.




The Junkie:


Two-three each day. Might even make one or two.




The Fanatic:


Four-Seven each day! The only reson they play is for texture packs. Most do not make their own.




The Angel:


A Junkie who has gotten into making texture packs and now has made quite a few Ok texture packs. Not awesome, but not bad ones.




The GOD: The people (bless their souls) who help us junkies and fans love minecraft and see it though amazing colored glasses. Awesome People like ottomans, Misa, Dutchy, Scuttles, Sphax, Cpt. Corn, SMP, Ovocean or disco_. These people are my heros and thank you all, even if you are not on this list, you know who you are. You are amazing.






If theres anything I missed, please tell me in the comments, I'll be happy to fix it. Thanks for reading, and have a great day! :D
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06/25/2012 10:20 am
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TheFancyCritics
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I'm a conservative person, and I don't hate texture packs. Your logic is flawed.
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06/26/2012 8:01 pm
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mattwabkit
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Lol, like conservative as in conserving things. Keeping things the same. I'll remove it if it offends you.
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