Once a upon a time, in the world of a young man, named Strajee there was a pig, this pig was beautiful. It had long eyelashes and makeup, Strajee decided he wanted it for himself, so he slapped a saddle onto that pig.. That pig just
FLIPPED OUT. So Strajee decided to ride the pig, maybe to calm it down, maybe to make it more mad. Then he took out his Carrot On A Stick and hit the pig. The pig squealed and squealed, but did not move! So Strajee decided to execute this pig, it took him days to plan it, he made it a big ceremony, yet the pig did not move. When Strajee tried to chop the pig's head off. It turned out to be cardboard. Then Strajee saw the pig on top of a mountain. The pig had an army of creepers behind him. Strajee ran so fast, he was accused of Nodus speed hacking, Strajee was never seen again...
- Written By Strajee

- Based on a true story in my single player world.