One beautiful morning in minecraft Macho man woke up. Macho man lived in a mansion he got a mansion because he stupidly gave a dude all hes diamonds. Back to the story when Macho man woke up he started getting TNT and a red stone torch and he blew his mansion up. Then he realized what he did and then he ran away. later on he collected dirt and built a small dirt house. Then night came. Macho man was sleeping on his dirt floor. Then a creeper came and blew up his dirt house and Macho man did not care because his.... MACHO!!!! So he continued sleeping in the hole that the creeper made. The next morning Macho man got 3 wood. He said wow this is so much wood. Then he converted it to planks and then...