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Chatper 1
Once opon a time there was a boy named steve. He lived in a dirt shack (because he was a noob) all he had to eat was dirt cake with dirt frosting all he had to drink was some *&^&% (ask in the comments if you want to know what he drank). Steve was getting board of this so he left his dirt shack. But as he did so a creeper was waiting it blew up and there was such a loud BOOM as the creeper did so Steve was hurt a lot in the procces Steve then saw many more creepers so he fought to the death. He ended up sirviving and he met his beutiful wife Stevete.

Chapter 2 coming soon!!!