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The story of your average noob. (alternate ending)

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avatar DigiornosPizza
Level 17 : Journeyman Dolphin
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Deep in the savanah biome, the noob has just gathered enough materials to build its nest.
here we see the noob in its natural habitat.

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the noob now proceeds to build the nest.


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when the nests walls are complete, it burrows itself in the hole.


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i have to get a closer look.  theese invisibility potions should help.


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we see the noob gathering resources in the only way it knows how. digging straight down. it is on a quest to find coal. 




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seeing that there is no coal to be found, just theese useless blue rocks, the noob stops mining.

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in defense of the house it has built, the noob must go outside at night to fight monsters. and so the noob launches its state of the art defense mechanism: burying itself.


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oh noes a cheeper appears!


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*boom*


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the noob is now tired of playing by himself, so he presses the button that says "open to LAN". he then proceeds to go on minecraftforum and make a thread asking if anyone wants to join his lan server.
the end.



thank you for reading my blog. if you liked it, subscribe and diamond. i dont know, maybe even favorite it. goodbye wonderful people.
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1
08/29/2014 11:04 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Dragon
Kumbyunda
lol I think this is funny because the bad things that happens to the noob and the ending :) Its like basically making a world for the noob to join. This is my entertainment for the day :D
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08/24/2014 9:51 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Dolphin
DigiornosPizza
wow. i go away on vacay for 3 days and this thing gets 38 diamonds.
1
08/22/2014 9:32 pm
Level 40 : Master Artist
Astrallie
Noob; "Oh look... he wants a hug." *boom*

      c:
1
08/22/2014 9:30 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Explorer
Nyxtir
xD This is great.
1
08/22/2014 4:05 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Ranger
doibv
I can do a voiceover for that if you want XD
1
08/21/2014 5:47 am
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Modder
GreenApple
Great logo dude XD
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08/21/2014 3:19 am
Level 35 : Artisan Cake
cakeface
This is so funny, "There was no coal, but these useless blue blocks,"!!!
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08/21/2014 3:16 am
Level 1 : New Explorer
TheDerpyTopHatter
lik if u cri evritim :'(
1
08/22/2014 4:11 am
Level 27 : Expert Unicorn
Woogie
I don't think thats sanitary...
1
09/04/2014 8:30 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
TheDerpyTopHatter
You made me laugh. Props.
1
08/20/2014 8:09 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Network
UTZ
Get Attenborough to narrate this...
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08/21/2014 3:18 am
Level 35 : Artisan Cake
cakeface
Best idea ever!
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08/20/2014 4:10 pm
Level 36 : Artisan uwu
VoidPanda
The Ram Noobs are worst, but I had a good laugh.
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08/20/2014 3:11 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Taco
TacoTrain
how did he get dirt?
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08/20/2014 12:49 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Network
Puretic
Also ...
Excuse me but how did the noob get wood from the snow biome in a savanna .... Ö_Ö
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08/20/2014 11:54 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Demolitionist
Seneschal
magik
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08/20/2014 12:48 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Network
Puretic
The noob ragequits and never plays the game for 2 weeks

:P
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08/20/2014 12:00 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Explorer
FlamingNinja9701
Nice story!
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08/20/2014 11:28 am
Level 32 : Artisan Dolphin
lauren121902
I love it XD
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08/20/2014 9:01 am
Level 18 : Journeyman Cowboy
Jex_Infinite
I know you're probably excited about it, but it would look more professional, and be much appreciated, if you removed "(pop reel!)" from the title. Capitalization is also quite nice.
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08/20/2014 1:02 am
Level 12 : Journeyman Warrior
oolliiee123
Lol! This is great. Making it look like an animal :)
What a habitat!
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08/19/2014 6:55 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Scribe
PukedOutKiwi
Had a good laugh. Diamond for you
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08/19/2014 5:42 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Dolphin
DigiornosPizza
six diamonds? thank you guys so much!
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08/19/2014 5:35 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
shayans
I just got a Minecraft premium card code for free! :D (Ad link removed)
1
08/19/2014 5:29 pm
Level 23 : Expert Geek
xXIHasADerpStacheXx
I enjoyed this. XD
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08/19/2014 5:27 pm
Level 20 : Expert Skinner
conure
lol! diamond!
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08/19/2014 4:31 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Dolphin
Masq
This was actually quite amusing, which is suprising as I don't usually enjoy posts like this.

I was harnassing my inner "Attenbrough" throughout the blog xD
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