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The story of your average noob. (alternate ending)

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DigiornosPizza's Avatar DigiornosPizza
Level 17 : Journeyman Dolphin
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Deep in the savanah biome, the noob has just gathered enough materials to build its nest.
here we see the noob in its natural habitat.

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the noob now proceeds to build the nest.


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when the nests walls are complete, it burrows itself in the hole.


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i have to get a closer look.  theese invisibility potions should help.


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we see the noob gathering resources in the only way it knows how. digging straight down. it is on a quest to find coal. 




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seeing that there is no coal to be found, just theese useless blue rocks, the noob stops mining.

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in defense of the house it has built, the noob must go outside at night to fight monsters. and so the noob launches its state of the art defense mechanism: burying itself.


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oh noes a cheeper appears!


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*boom*


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the noob is now tired of playing by himself, so he presses the button that says "open to LAN". he then proceeds to go on minecraftforum and make a thread asking if anyone wants to join his lan server.
the end.



thank you for reading my blog. if you liked it, subscribe and diamond. i dont know, maybe even favorite it. goodbye wonderful people.
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08/29/2014 11:04 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Dragon
Kumbyunda
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lol I think this is funny because the bad things that happens to the noob and the ending :) Its like basically making a world for the noob to join. This is my entertainment for the day :D
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08/24/2014 9:51 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Dolphin
DigiornosPizza
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wow. i go away on vacay for 3 days and this thing gets 38 diamonds.
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08/22/2014 9:32 pm
Level 41 : Master Artist
Astrallie
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Noob; "Oh look... he wants a hug." *boom*

      c:
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08/22/2014 9:30 pm
Level 13 : Journeyman Explorer
Nyxtir
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xD This is great.
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08/22/2014 4:05 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
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08/21/2014 5:47 am
Level 62 : High Grandmaster Modder
GreenApple
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Great logo dude XD
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08/21/2014 3:19 am
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cakeface
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This is so funny, "There was no coal, but these useless blue blocks,"!!!
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08/21/2014 3:16 am
Level 1 : New Explorer
TheDerpyTopHatter
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lik if u cri evritim :'(
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08/22/2014 4:11 am
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Woogie
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I don't think thats sanitary...
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09/04/2014 8:30 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
TheDerpyTopHatter
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You made me laugh. Props.
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