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The story of your average noob. (alternate ending)

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avatar DigiornosPizza
Level 15 : Journeyman Dolphin
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Deep in the savanah biome, the noob has just gathered enough materials to build its nest.
here we see the noob in its natural habitat.

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the noob now proceeds to build the nest.


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when the nests walls are complete, it burrows itself in the hole.


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i have to get a closer look.  theese invisibility potions should help.


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we see the noob gathering resources in the only way it knows how. digging straight down. it is on a quest to find coal. 




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seeing that there is no coal to be found, just theese useless blue rocks, the noob stops mining.

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in defense of the house it has built, the noob must go outside at night to fight monsters. and so the noob launches its state of the art defense mechanism: burying itself.


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oh noes a cheeper appears!


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*boom*


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the noob is now tired of playing by himself, so he presses the button that says "open to LAN". he then proceeds to go on minecraftforum and make a thread asking if anyone wants to join his lan server.
the end.



thank you for reading my blog. if you liked it, subscribe and diamond. i dont know, maybe even favorite it. goodbye wonderful people.
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  • Kumbyunda
  • Level 9
  • Apprentice Dragon
  • August 29, 2014, 7:04 pm
lol I think this is funny because the bad things that happens to the noob and the ending :) Its like basically making a world for the noob to join. This is my entertainment for the day :D
wow. i go away on vacay for 3 days and this thing gets 38 diamonds.
  • Astrallie
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Artist
  • August 22, 2014, 5:32 pm
Noob; "Oh look... he wants a hug." *boom*

      c:
  • Nyxtir
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • August 22, 2014, 5:30 pm
xD This is great.
  • doibv
  • Level 15
  • Journeyman Ranger
  • August 22, 2014, 12:05 pm
I can do a voiceover for that if you want XD
  • GreenApple
  • Level 60
  • High Grandmaster Modder
  • August 21, 2014, 1:47 am
Great logo dude XD
  • cakeface
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Cake
  • August 20, 2014, 11:19 pm
This is so funny, "There was no coal, but these useless blue blocks,"!!!
lik if u cri evritim :'(
  • TimelessRPG
  • Level 25
  • Expert Pixel Painter
  • August 22, 2014, 12:11 am
I don't think thats sanitary...
You made me laugh. Props.
  • UTZ
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Network
  • August 20, 2014, 4:09 pm
Get Attenborough to narrate this...
  • cakeface
  • Level 33
  • Artisan Cake
  • August 20, 2014, 11:18 pm
Best idea ever!
  • Zylerius
  • Level 28
  • Expert Network
  • August 20, 2014, 12:10 pm
The Ram Noobs are worst, but I had a good laugh.
  • TacoTrain
  • Level 11
  • Journeyman Taco
  • August 20, 2014, 11:11 am
how did he get dirt?
  • Puretic
  • Level 1
  • New Network
  • August 20, 2014, 8:49 am
Also ...
Excuse me but how did the noob get wood from the snow biome in a savanna .... Ö_Ö
  • Seneschal
  • Level 29
  • Expert Demolitionist
  • August 20, 2014, 7:54 pm
magik
  • Puretic
  • Level 1
  • New Network
  • August 20, 2014, 8:48 am
The noob ragequits and never plays the game for 2 weeks

:P
Nice story!
I love it XD
  • Jex_Infinite
  • Level 17
  • Journeyman Cowboy
  • August 20, 2014, 5:01 am
I know you're probably excited about it, but it would look more professional, and be much appreciated, if you removed "(pop reel!)" from the title. Capitalization is also quite nice.
  • oolliiee123
  • Level 11
  • Journeyman Warrior
  • August 19, 2014, 9:02 pm
Lol! This is great. Making it look like an animal :)
What a habitat!
  • PukedOutKiwi
  • Level 17
  • Journeyman Scribe
  • August 19, 2014, 2:55 pm
Had a good laugh. Diamond for you
six diamonds? thank you guys so much!
  • shayans
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • August 19, 2014, 1:35 pm
I just got a Minecraft premium card code for free! :D (Ad link removed)
I enjoyed this. XD
  • Moonbound
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Skinner
  • August 19, 2014, 1:27 pm
lol! diamond!
  • Masq
  • Forum Moderator
  • Level 35
  • Artisan Dolphin
  • August 19, 2014, 12:31 pm
This was actually quite amusing, which is suprising as I don't usually enjoy posts like this.

I was harnassing my inner "Attenbrough" throughout the blog xD

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