Now.
I'm sure we all remember the time we were newbs.
For me, the first time i played minecraft was a TOTAL fail.
The first world i made was in 1.1 and i spawned in a forest.
Then i saw a pond and was swimming across it but i decided to go under for a bit.
Then my drowning bar disappeared and i heard a trickle of water, i tried to swim up but it didn't work.
I only realized about 4 months later that it was a underwater cave.
That was my first world

Now my second world was a BIT better.
I had done most of everything to survive your first night.
I had a small cavelike hole in a mountain and i was waiting for de
But i was still a MASSIVE newb because i saw some feet out my window and i thought it was another person on fire.
When i went outside i found rotten flesh and was walking around clicking and stuff with the rotten flesh seeing what it did when i saw that i had like 5 before but after i started clicking i had 3 so i thought that i must have eaten it (It disgusted me at that time) and know i know i did

What was your newb story?
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