Asriel: Chara chara wake up!
Chara: What is it dude?
Asriel: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Chara: Really and you have a bone to pick with them?
Asriel: Ugh no time for puns!
Chara: Cmon that was a real RIB TICKLER AYYYYY
Asriel: Ugh Enough
Chara: Alright here we go again

Asriel: Welcome human to the underground!
Chara: How was the fall?
Asriel: If you wanna look around!
Chara: Give us a call!
Asriel: We dont see new humans often
Chara: We're happy you just dropped in
Asriel: Ill be so popular when I show Mom what I just brought in!
Chara: Hey Rei, mind your manners
Asriel: Can it Char no time for banter!
Chara: Excuse my brother hes a bit eccentric
Asriel: You're just lazy and apathetic!
Chara: Call me what you want I got thick skin
Asriel: Another bad joke and im finished with them!
Asriel: Im a monster the awfullest kind!
Chara: To mess with him takes alot of spine!

Both: We can relate to your determination
Chara: Because we grounders have our motivations
Asriel: Humans betrayed and left us burnin'
Asriel: One day we'll make our way back to the surface!
Both: Through all your travels your sins will follow
Both: You're consiquences arent easy to swallow!
Both: Whos the real monster? Now you should know!

Both: You've cut this story down to the bone!

Asriel: Really Chara?
Chara: What?
Asriel: The last line of a chorus is a pun?
Chara: Yup
Asriel: You imbecile! That was very... clever
Chara: Heh thanks buddy

Asriel: You're stuck in the underground
Chara: Thanks to the fall
Asriel: Good luck ever getting out!

Chara: Prepare to brawl
Asriel: You could show mercy to us
Chara: Or turn all of them to dust...
Asriel: Is your heart full of evil?
Chara: Or full of LOVE?
Asriel: I, the defender of trying challenge you to us!
Chara: Test the human with one of your puzzles!
Asriel: Brilliant Char that will leave them beffundled!
Asriel: I dare you try a bite of cookie!
Chara: Smells like the bakesales ready!
Asriel: Stop it Char im done with the jokin!
Chara: Sound like someones funny bones broken!

Both: We can relate to your determination
Chara: Because we grounders have our motivations
Asriel: I am the mastermind their my accomplice!
Chara: You're only alive because I made a promise...
Both: You'll loose your mind when you wander for hours
Both: You might even decide to start talking to flowers
Both: Whos the real monster know you should know?
Both: You've cut this story down to the bone!

Asriel: One day ill join the royal gaurd but I cant catch this child.... is it that hard?
Chara: Look if im being honest
Chara: My brother aint nothin but harmless
Chara: I know you and all that your want
Chara: You'll get alot more from Chara than a font\
Chara: The deeper it goes the messier it gets if I had it my way you'd already be dead
Chara: Kidding! Just if you couldnt tell! I get so bored I amuse myself!

Asriel: Down here in the underground
Chara: You're all alone
Asriel We wanted to tell you now
Chara: You're kinda boned
Asriel: If you survive this prison!
Chara: You will know nihilism
Asriel: Dont mess around with monsters!
Chara: Their scared of tiny children
Asriel: You've come far, but soon you'll stumble!
Asriel: When I get you with some junior jumble!
Chara: Not sure you'll get them with that
Asriel: Alas do my star blazing attack!
*Trombone*
Asriel: Leave me alone!
Chara: You know i've got a knack for the trombone
Asriel One more pun and ill be done!
Chara: But aint too skulls better than one?

Both: We can relate to your determination
Chara: Because we grounders have our motivations!
Asriel: You know your stories already been told
Both: We can play again if you sell your soul
Chara: I've got my eye on you so you just watch it
Chara: Ill find any skeletons inside your closet
Both: Whos the real monster know you should know
Both: You've cut this story down to the bone!