Villager evolution

Eh em our story begins back in good old classic, when you could expel stoned Steves. You see in these days the first form of villager was discovered; classic villagers were of low intelligence compared to 1.14 villagers, however they managed to develop an early form of village based around green. Indev and alpha villagers gained more knowledge of the world and improved upon villages. Beta villagers were next in line and had lost nearly all the hair posed by previous generations. They grew bigger noses and developed cocaine. When the adventure update was released villagers had truly evolved into a complex social creature, worshipping emeralds and harboring crack factories under the unsuspecting village houses. Then villagers gained bigger noses and larger heads in 1.14, villagers in 1.14 were much more intelligent then 1.0 villagers. Finally in update 1.546, villagers became gods and enslaved all of playerkind, forcing players into cramped trading halls.