dog: hejjo mr cat wanna play can we play please say yes if you say yes can you throw a tennis ball for me please please please please please!!!!!!!
cat: why would I you slobbery furry demon
dog: does that mean yes or no please mean yes because I wanna play mr cat please please please please please!!!!!!!
cat: I am no jerk demon
dog: wats a demon
cat: an evil fire being
dog: ooo is some new kinda game
cat: no
dog: well whatever ima get you mr cat watch out it’s mr slobbery furry demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cat: noooooooo!!!!!!!! wat have I done!!?? WAT HAVE I DONNNNNNE!!!!!!!! I don’t deserve this!!!!