Why Minecraft?

Ahhh... Minecraft, what is Minecraft your friends, family, cousins, relatives, or even crazy beavers might ask?
Well I'll tell you one thing Minecraft is definitely NOT A GAME! I'll tell you RIGHT now! Minecraft is not a game it is an experience, an experience everyone should have! Everyone deserves to see and play such a great, creative, abstract, and fun game! Just playing this game could change your life forever you know! You can be a famous minecrafter! or you may love building so much you might want to work for a company like: LEGO, engineer, or architect! Minecraft is something that everyone should have in there life, so what are you waiting for go get yourself $25 from your crazy beaver and get THIS GAME! You will not regret your decision!