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The Happy Honeycreeper
- 2 units
- Located like right next to a stupid super steep beach built by RomtoGroup within driving distance of Biggus City but whoever wants to go there should be put to sleep in a very forceful manner.
- Also located in a prime shopping district; the shops include "pleasurable" items and organic children's feet. It is right next to a busy dormitory that has a lot of students that like to [REDACTED]. The Theadamnho Museum of Modern Art in New Lostroitegas is just a few paces away.
UNIT 1 - The Bottom
2 bed 1 bath
As you walk into Unit 1, a cozy kitchenette and potted plant awaits your presence just like your dead dog. We've asked people to test the kitchenette and only 3 out of 10 subjects were set on fire. The fine Alexandrian quartz that was used for the flooring is not as slippery as it may seem, although we have put clear rubber on top of it after an elderly subject fell and broke her collarbone.
The furthest door on the left leads into the so-called "master bedroom." As you can see, it clearly has enough space for "close friends" to "hang out." The print on the wall was installed after a subject had a mental breakdown and complained that the space felt like a prison. We also took initiative and punched out a hole for our acrylic window.
The laptop clearly shown in the picture will not be included with purchase of your prison cell new apartment.
The nearest door on the left leads to the "guest wing." Details will not be given as complaints from claustrophobic subjects have been so overwhelming our Department of Apathy had to burn a few.
The door furthest down the hall leads to the bathroom. Fine Alexandrian quartz has been pasted onto the toilet for no reason other than it was the only finish we could get our hands on. The shower is strategically placed right in front of the door to encourage people to never get naked in their shower, as the door also does not lock. Please do not think about the fact that you are not shown in the mirror's reflection and that you are just a vampire that doesn't know it yet. Do not think about this.
UNIT 2 - The Top
2 bed 1 bath
The entrance to Unit 2 is quite spacious compared to the first. It comes with your very own glass roof thingy which name escapes me. Our fine gray IKEA super-big rug is dirt cheap but we won't tell you that. The console table flows into the acacia wood on the wall mostly because we had to hide a badly placed outlet. Above the console is a 4k IKEA television that took up most of the budget. In return, the fine Alexandrian quartz is no longer present. A white concrete floor is there instead.
Here we have the "master bedroom" that still uses the cheapest IKEA products that we could find. A Murphy bed with nothing other than the blue felt sheets we stole from the hospital is an early Christmas present as that was insanely expensive. To the left, there is a closet that has seen some terrible things done to its covers from the last subject that we locked in here. As you can see, the keyboard on the desk is missing a screen. Congratulations! You've won a free keyboard if you pay your rent on time.
Here we have the second bedroom intended for people that are completely fine living alone. It's 3 colors. Yes. Beware: if you somehow get a "lover," the bed is not isolated by the IKEA rug that somehow covers everything except for the space under the bed.
The bathroom is not at all the same from Unit 1. The shower actually has a door this time, and the bathroom door actually locks (only from the outside).
Unit 1 rent : $600/month (excluding water bill)
Unit 2 rent : $90,000.99/day
Would you live in this dingbat? Please say yes, I've driven myself into a trillion-dollar debt by building a man-made island and building a city on top of it.
Additional Credit :
Campestral for her fine body and drawing skills
Romto_ for rights to his map and stuff and the use of his city name that we didn't ask for but used anyway
Packs:
Stratum 128x128 - https://continuum.graphics/stratum-rp
ModernArch 256x256 - https://www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/modernarch-realism-1-13-1-14-256x256/
Depixel - https://www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/depixel/
Shaders:
BSL Shaders - https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/customization/bsl-shaders
- 2 units
- Located like right next to a stupid super steep beach built by RomtoGroup within driving distance of Biggus City but whoever wants to go there should be put to sleep in a very forceful manner.
- Also located in a prime shopping district; the shops include "pleasurable" items and organic children's feet. It is right next to a busy dormitory that has a lot of students that like to [REDACTED]. The Theadamnho Museum of Modern Art in New Lostroitegas is just a few paces away.
UNIT 1 - The Bottom
2 bed 1 bath
As you walk into Unit 1, a cozy kitchenette and potted plant awaits your presence just like your dead dog. We've asked people to test the kitchenette and only 3 out of 10 subjects were set on fire. The fine Alexandrian quartz that was used for the flooring is not as slippery as it may seem, although we have put clear rubber on top of it after an elderly subject fell and broke her collarbone.
The furthest door on the left leads into the so-called "master bedroom." As you can see, it clearly has enough space for "close friends" to "hang out." The print on the wall was installed after a subject had a mental breakdown and complained that the space felt like a prison. We also took initiative and punched out a hole for our acrylic window.
The laptop clearly shown in the picture will not be included with purchase of your prison cell new apartment.
The nearest door on the left leads to the "guest wing." Details will not be given as complaints from claustrophobic subjects have been so overwhelming our Department of Apathy had to burn a few.
The door furthest down the hall leads to the bathroom. Fine Alexandrian quartz has been pasted onto the toilet for no reason other than it was the only finish we could get our hands on. The shower is strategically placed right in front of the door to encourage people to never get naked in their shower, as the door also does not lock. Please do not think about the fact that you are not shown in the mirror's reflection and that you are just a vampire that doesn't know it yet. Do not think about this.
UNIT 2 - The Top
2 bed 1 bath
The entrance to Unit 2 is quite spacious compared to the first. It comes with your very own glass roof thingy which name escapes me. Our fine gray IKEA super-big rug is dirt cheap but we won't tell you that. The console table flows into the acacia wood on the wall mostly because we had to hide a badly placed outlet. Above the console is a 4k IKEA television that took up most of the budget. In return, the fine Alexandrian quartz is no longer present. A white concrete floor is there instead.
Here we have the "master bedroom" that still uses the cheapest IKEA products that we could find. A Murphy bed with nothing other than the blue felt sheets we stole from the hospital is an early Christmas present as that was insanely expensive. To the left, there is a closet that has seen some terrible things done to its covers from the last subject that we locked in here. As you can see, the keyboard on the desk is missing a screen. Congratulations! You've won a free keyboard if you pay your rent on time.
Here we have the second bedroom intended for people that are completely fine living alone. It's 3 colors. Yes. Beware: if you somehow get a "lover," the bed is not isolated by the IKEA rug that somehow covers everything except for the space under the bed.
The bathroom is not at all the same from Unit 1. The shower actually has a door this time, and the bathroom door actually locks (only from the outside).
Unit 1 rent : $600/month (excluding water bill)
Unit 2 rent : $90,000.99/day
Would you live in this dingbat? Please say yes, I've driven myself into a trillion-dollar debt by building a man-made island and building a city on top of it.
Additional Credit :
Campestral for her fine body and drawing skills
Romto_ for rights to his map and stuff and the use of his city name that we didn't ask for but used anyway
Packs:
Stratum 128x128 - https://continuum.graphics/stratum-rp
ModernArch 256x256 - https://www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/modernarch-realism-1-13-1-14-256x256/
Depixel - https://www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/depixel/
Shaders:
BSL Shaders - https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/customization/bsl-shaders
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