your a hobo who live's with only a bent fork (i didn't have any other thing to hold) and a Rat, don't have a home don't have any friend's, beside your fork (Rat's pwnd food) you wander for hours, until you sat down and thougt about all the food in the food chain, but didn't have a chain(he's pretty dumb)so he porpesly punch a tree (for like hour's) and a peace of wood came out, so he tried to make WOODEN PLANK, (told you he's dumb!) but it didn't work, so he ate the wood he said''very hi in protien'' (also hi in splinters)