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Tropical Fish Genocide

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Uhnyuhn
Lvl 6Apprentice Miner
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Eradicates tropical fish as soon as they come into render distance, thank god, I hate tropical fish. Firstly, let me commend Mojang for their remarkable ability to create virtual beings that are as fascinating as watching paint dry. These tropical fish, with their vibrant colors and intricate patterns, are an absolute eyesore. They swim around aimlessly, flaunting their ostentatious scales, as if they believe they're the aquatic equivalent of Picasso's masterpieces. Oh, please, spare me the agony! Where do I even begin with those big smelly willies? They're just a bunch of useless, slimy little creatures that swim around aimlessly, with no purpose whatsoever. I mean, seriously, who even needs them? They're like the ugly stepchildren of the Minecraft aquatic world, constantly flaunting their vibrant colors as if that makes up for their utter lack of functionality. Every time I see those little aquatic nuisances, I can't help but think they're the result of a failed experiment in fish breeding. They're so unremarkable, it's like they were designed to be the punchline of a joke. It's almost as if the developers decided to throw in a few random fish just to annoy players like us. And let's not forget about their smell. Oh boy, those tropical fish in Minecraft smell worse than a pile of rotten seaweed that's been left in the sun for days. You know, the kind of smell that makes you want to run away and never look back? Yeah, that's exactly what these fish bring to the table. Now, let's address the odoriferous aspect of these aquatic annoyances. Have you ever encountered a smell so repugnant that it makes you question the very fabric of your existence? Well, congratulations, because that's the scent of tropical fish in Minecraft. They emit a stench so pungent, it could single-handedly drive away an entire server population. It's as if they doused themselves in a putrid blend of sewage and rotting cabbage. Truly, the pinnacle of olfactory assault! But wait, there's more! These pretentious piscine pests have the audacity to exist solely for decorative purposes. Can you imagine anything more useless? They serve no practical function, no gameplay advantage, and they certainly don't contribute anything of value to the Minecraft experience. They're nothing but a bunch of big smelly willies, frolicking in the virtual waters, hoping to catch the attention of unsuspecting players who, bless their hearts, believe that these fish are worthy of admiration. I can't even begin to fathom why anyone would waste their time catching those flimsy little creatures. It's like capturing disappointment in a bucket. And don't even get me started on their colours. They're about as vibrant as a grayscale TV from the 1950s. I'd rather stare at a blank wall than lay my eyes on those lackluster tropical fish. To be honest, I think the developers must have had a momentary lapse of judgment when they introduced these aquatic blunders into the game. Maybe they were just trying to give players a taste of frustration or wanted to see how many people they could annoy with these pointless pests. But hey, to each their own, right? If you're into collecting virtual sea slugs, be my guest, but don't expect me to join in on the mindless fish frenzy.I am killing all of them, they all deserve death.

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HAK0TA538
07/15/2023 1:58 am
Level 50 : Grandmaster Guard
Jesus christ. Also how can you smell the fish through the screen?
(Im kidding of course, assuming this post is satire... I assume)
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heck_face
07/13/2023 5:11 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Server owner
oh
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oinko16
07/13/2023 11:02 am
Level 1 : New Explorer
man what da hellll
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