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Corrupt a Wish
alexandercasey1
Here's another fun forum game. Here's how it works:
The person above you makes a wish and then the next poster grants that wish... in some horrible corrupted way, then that person makes a wish for the next person to corrupt:
Example:
person A:
I wish I had a bike!
Person B:
Granted! A bike is fired at you through a cannon. it kills you.
I wish I were rich and famous!
Person C: Granted! Your a famous mass murder and now you've been famously executed for it. Good job!
I wish I could fly!
Okay, get it? Corrupt a wish, then make your own.
I will start!
I wish I had a pony!
The person above you makes a wish and then the next poster grants that wish... in some horrible corrupted way, then that person makes a wish for the next person to corrupt:
Example:
person A:
I wish I had a bike!
Person B:
Granted! A bike is fired at you through a cannon. it kills you.
I wish I were rich and famous!
Person C: Granted! Your a famous mass murder and now you've been famously executed for it. Good job!
I wish I could fly!
Okay, get it? Corrupt a wish, then make your own.
I will start!
I wish I had a pony!
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Ok! *Gives him an old pony that can't stand up* there you go!
I wish I could live forever!
I wish I could live forever!
Granted, but everyone you know dies and your life is filled with shame and misery (btw, didn't you know there's something just like this on planet minecraft?)
oops i forgot to wish
I wish i could fly
I wish i could fly
Granted. You fly into outer space and die without oxygen cause you can't get down.
I wish I was invincible.
I wish I was invincible.
Boom Done. You're a brain in a jar kept alive by machines.
I wish for more wishes.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted, you get so many wishes you die from wishing.
I wish that I was able to become yoda at will.
I wish that I was able to become yoda at will.
Granted, you die when you transform you die of old age
I wish this wish could not be corrupted
I wish this wish could not be corrupted
granted but you get another wish in the future that can be corrupted
I wish for a wish
I wish for a wish
Granted, but the wish kills you... Somehow.
I wish I was Duncan McLeod.
Nothing can go wrong with that wish, right guys?...
Guys?
I wish I was Duncan McLeod.
Nothing can go wrong with that wish, right guys?...
Guys?
Granted, you become Duncan Macleod, but the transformation goes a little off and you grow a hunch on your back.
I wish I was a dwarf digging a hole.
I wish I was a dwarf digging a hole.
Granted, you are know a dwarf digging a hole but honeydew sees you and kills you because it was only a dwarf costume and you offended him with it.
I wish I was inside a video games with no hostile things where there is just a whole interactive world with 100% oxygen level EVERYWHERE and it is impossible to die
I wish I was inside a video games with no hostile things where there is just a whole interactive world with 100% oxygen level EVERYWHERE and it is impossible to die
Granted, but you fall into a pit of eternal stench in the game.
I wish Plants vs Zombies 2 would come out and be amazing.
I wish Plants vs Zombies 2 would come out and be amazing.
Granted, the game is so good it costs $2 billion and you can't get it
Oh forgot to wish I wish that I could get rid of that Wreck it Ralph movie for eternity.
Granted, but it is implanted into your mind for all eternity, and you see it everytime you close your eyes.
I wish I was an all powerful god! Good luck trying to corrupt that.
I wish I was an all powerful god! Good luck trying to corrupt that.
Granted, but to do something, it has to be approved by a council of gods who never allow someone to use powers. If you use one without permission, it dosen't happen and you become a human.
I wish potions were stackable. So many ways to corrupt that its not funny. Let's see your creativity.
I wish potions were stackable. So many ways to corrupt that its not funny. Let's see your creativity.
granted but they remove all the potions from memory and existence
I wish that I could think of a good wish
I wish that I could think of a good wish
Granted. Your wish was that you lived in a land made of candy, but you become fat and the living gingerbread people come ant eat you alive.
I wish I had a hot girlfriend!
I wish I had a hot girlfriend!
Granted, except she breaks up with you because you are posting a wish about it.
I wish that mario was more popular.
I wish that mario was more popular.
granted, but the games become so awesome and popular that they become too expensive to buy. (Also, if you like mario, check this out: super-mario-brothers-hub-t139864.html )
I wish Invader Zim would come back on the air!
I wish Invader Zim would come back on the air!
Granted, but it only plays in Russian.
I wish none of my wishes would be corrupted.
I wish none of my wishes would be corrupted.
Granted, but your head explodes because of this terrible paradox.
I wish it was christmas every day and I got every present I've ever wanted!
I wish it was christmas every day and I got every present I've ever wanted!
Granted, but the presents are so good everybody gets in some sort of weird zombie state and kills you.
I wish I could punch the next poster in the face
I wish I could punch the next poster in the face
granted but you brake you hand on my quantum helmet i wish school wasn't so boring
Granted, but now you have to go to work at Mc Donalds
I wish for peace
I wish for peace
Granted, but it comes through the world ending.
I wish for this wish to not exist.
I wish for this wish to not exist.
Granted, but the world explodes because of a paradox
I wish
I wish
Granted, but you never completed your wish
I wish that I was a trillionare or more
I wish that I was a trillionare or more
granted, but a thief hacks your security system and steals your money while your asleep.
i wish that spiders were extinct.
i wish that spiders were extinct.
Granted but they are replaced with giant scorpions.
I wish for a nice, long life.
I wish for a nice, long life.
Granted. Locked in a gay bar with Justin Bieber.
I wish i was a wizard
I wish i was a wizard
Granted, but your powers backfire and kill you
I wish you could make a hilarious way to corrupt this wish.
I wish you could make a hilarious way to corrupt this wish.
Granted, but you explode right after there is you explode and you never get to know what the are.
I wish i had a hot boyfriend that liked me and I liked him
I wish i had a hot boyfriend that liked me and I liked him
Granted, but your boyfriend dies because he didn't actually like you
I wish I was on smosh
I wish I was on smosh
Granted, but your Ian's mom
I wish i had everything i wanted
I wish i had everything i wanted
Granted, except the paradox makes your head explode because this corruption makes no sense
I wish Amelzum was a speck of dirt
I wish Amelzum was a speck of dirt
Oh yes Page Claim!
Granted but she can sneak in your stuff because she is so small. I wonder why your missing 10$...
I wish I was famous.
I wish I was famous.
Granted but its from being a mass murderer.
I wish i had a cat.
I wish i had a cat.
Granted, the cat was magical and changed into a wild tiger, the tiger eats you
i wish i had a unchangeable, undestroyable, immortal, invinceable, inpenetrable...............pig
i wish i had a unchangeable, undestroyable, immortal, invinceable, inpenetrable...............pig
Granted! The pig is fired from a canon and kills you!
I wish I was best friends with Chuck Norris! (Beat that)
I wish I was best friends with Chuck Norris! (Beat that)
Granted, but You get into a fight with Chuck and he round house kicks you in the balls.
I wish I was a fire breathing dragon....
I wish I was a fire breathing dragon....
Granted but you get killed by a knight.
I wish to meet a famous person.
I wish to meet a famous person.
Granted! But it is Justin Bieber.
I wish I was in Naruto's ninja squadron!
I wish I was in Naruto's ninja squadron!
Granted! But your a bunny.
I wish someone would corrupt this really bad.
I wish someone would corrupt this really bad.
No one corrupts your wish and you die of waiting!
I wish For infinitival Bacon!!!!!
I wish For infinitival Bacon!!!!!
Granted but it all has e-coli.
I wish for a kitten.
I wish for a kitten.
Granted! But it's balls fall off
I wish for nothing
I wish for nothing
Granted but you get everything except nothing.
I wish for a pizza.
I wish for a pizza.
Granted! But it is covered in rancid anchovies and dead cockroaches!
I wish for a xbox 360
I wish for a xbox 360
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