ReelyRandom Texture Suggestions: Items

Hey guys!
What's up?
ReelyRandom here to ask you guys for help!

I'm beginning to make a ReelyRandom Texture Pack!
Well, Resource Pack...whatever...

Anyway, I want this pack to be fun, wild, and you guessed it...RANDOM!

I want YOUR suggestions!
The reason is that I want to make a Texture...UGH..Resource Pack that isn't just for me, but for everybody. I want you to be included, so unleash your inner randomness!

I'll be starting with the easy part...items!

So, let me know in the comments what you want to see different items look like.
And when I say "look like" I don't want to hear " I want the pork chop to look like a pork chop!"...it can be anything!

Pork chops can be bacon!
Swords can be big cartoony mallets!
Axes can be chainsaws!

Anything you want!
Let's make this the best Texture..SON OF A...Resource Packs ever!

So, that's it for now.
See you guys later!

-ReelyRandom

P.S. No offence Mojang, but I will never get used to saying "Resource" Packs...Sorry