Texturepack contest

i need some 1 to help me i need a texture pack that makes all mobs zombies except for passive mobs i also need pigs to look like motor cycles (I know that sounds silly but hey im doing a part that includes riding motorcycles to certain places) and i need villagers to look like they work at stores ( normal villagers are clerks butchers look like cooks and so on so forth)

RULES
1. no copying other texture packs
2. has to be downloadable
3. only things i asked for no extra block textures or anything

THANX FOR YOUR TIME