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So acording to the U.S. goverment Pizza is now a vegatable

mrspyspy's Avatar mrspyspy11/22/11 9:04 pm
11/23/2011 7:51 pm
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Because it is made mostly of vegtables
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Im growing a pizza garden
And what does that make cars powered by vegatable oil?
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Fender432
11/23/2011 7:51 pm
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Yeah I heard about this on the radio And this is the government that makes all the decisions for us Americans....... Oh crap, we are doomed! Before you know it, milkshakes will be fruit and Fritos are going to to be some kind of corn!

( Don't take it seriously)
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Mrpizza999
11/23/2011 7:41 pm
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DAMNIT!
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brandman
11/23/2011 12:17 pm
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*Hangs Uncle Sam hat with shame*
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EksCelle
11/23/2011 11:56 am
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I want to live in Canada. My History class says it's beautiful.
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arkedan
11/23/2011 11:51 am
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BEST RULE EVAH!!!! now its healthy to eat pizza, soon they will have like pizza stands in the market!!!!!! AWESOME
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Strikerjacob
11/23/2011 7:35 pm
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A vegetable doesn't mean a "healthy food" technically, a lot of vegetables are unhealthy. If pizza was a vegetable it would not be healthy just because it's a vegetable.
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Palaeos
11/23/2011 5:49 am
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not a chance, its way to awesome to give up on cuz the gov't said its "good for you"
many americans dont honestly care what the gov't says about matters, hence why we have mega over populated jails

That and people get jailed for silly things, I hear? Earlier this year a mother was going to be jailed for sending her kids to school in a better district that wasn't in her zone, but the separated father's.

and that's why no one wants to listen to gov't decisions that and the fact they now want to make it so pretty much if it exists on the internet its probably illegal, that wont fly though
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Mijichu
11/23/2011 5:46 am
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Palaeos
not a chance, its way to awesome to give up on cuz the gov't said its "good for you"
many americans dont honestly care what the gov't says about matters, hence why we have mega over populated jails

That and people get jailed for silly things, I hear? Earlier this year a mother was going to be jailed for sending her kids to school in a better district that wasn't in her zone, but the separated father's.
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Palaeos
11/23/2011 5:39 am
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Mijichu:lol: So does that mean people will eat less pizza?


not a chance, its way to awesome to give up on cuz the gov't said its "good for you"
many americans dont honestly care what the gov't says about matters, hence why we have mega over populated jails
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Mijichu
11/23/2011 5:34 am
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So does that mean people will eat less pizza?
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MamiyaOtaru
11/23/2011 5:33 am
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not as bad as the EU deciding that water doesn't prevent dehydration
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MonkeyMoney101
11/23/2011 12:24 pm
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And that is why all governments need to be abolished , if they can't use common sense.
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Palaeos
11/23/2011 5:29 am
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As an american i think that whoever was in charge of this decision to declare pizza a vegetable should be run out of the country by a mob of overly obese school children. Mostly because it makes the rest of us look like idiots.
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brokenscouter
11/23/2011 5:13 am
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Pizza a vegetable?
Hmmm.

Pineapple = Fruit
Tomato = Fruit
Pepperoni = Meat
Bacon = Meat
Cheese = Dairy

Pizza is not a vegetable. You can't just take a tonne of anything and put it on anything and call it a vegetable. God Bless Australia.
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Cottarsby
11/23/2011 4:31 am
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I was thinking that very same thing.
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RedParadoxin
11/23/2011 4:14 am
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When Obama sees this post he will act like this.
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SoulStealer
11/23/2011 4:29 am
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Doubt he'd have the time to try and find this.
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RedParadoxin
11/23/2011 4:08 am
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Did you know: McDonalds delivery vans use left-over cooking oil for fuel? Amazing stuff isn't it?
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kirakenso
11/23/2011 3:55 am
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remember kids eat a piece of pizza a day and become severely obese by the time you are your pops age. the tomatoes will keep parents happy, the bread will hold it together, and the secret ingredient, greece no need for carrots when you have this
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Cottarsby
11/23/2011 3:52 am
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Q.E.D.
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heartshapedBox
11/23/2011 2:48 am
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I eat pizza sometimes at school, but they always make you eat veggies or fruits with it. I have no problem though, I personally like veggies and fruits:D.
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C Master15
11/23/2011 2:46 am
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Yeah valvedid a good job But i ant hatin on seattle ima haitin on canada!

Name one good game made in canada

Mose hunter 2011?
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Shiro
11/23/2011 3:47 am
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Is that enough ? Or should I add some Assassin's Creed pictures ?
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C Master15
11/23/2011 11:42 am
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Well to be truthful i thaught Creed was a pile of shit
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C Master15
11/23/2011 2:43 am
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Oh yeah and Give a round to aplause to canada The were the birth place of Justin Beber Congrats!(sarcasam)
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Goldenseek
11/23/2011 2:44 am
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yeah hahas where i live in seattle, you wouldn't have XBox or portal or valve if it wasnt for us xD
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C Master15
11/23/2011 2:36 am
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Nice Kilts Hey is it getting breesy in here
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Zeranny
11/23/2011 2:34 am
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'nuff said.
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sackboy198
11/23/2011 2:32 am
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we get free health crare
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wai0004
11/23/2011 2:26 am
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lol im in Australia
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nick8907y
11/23/2011 2:50 am
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same im in Australia
lol
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SoulStealer
11/23/2011 4:11 am
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Proud Australians

How much sillier can the U.S Government get?

Pizza? A vegetable? Pizza can't be grown from the ground ... Therefore it's not a vegetable.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable

The meaning of "vegetable" as "plant grown for food" was not established until the 18th century.
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Rova
11/23/2011 2:20 am
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Poor tomatoes.. dont they get a say in all this?
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SourC00kie
11/23/2011 2:18 am
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I'm proud to be an American!

(Looks at bills)

GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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Doomgekkie
11/23/2011 2:14 am
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heard it, i think it's complete rubbish, and that is why i live in the Netherlands
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Happybandaid
11/23/2011 2:02 am
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So tomatoes undergo a magical transformation from fruit to vegetable when they enter into paste-form?
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Shiro
11/23/2011 2:09 am
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Happybandaid
11/23/2011 2:15 am
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Haha, oh that guy. I think his HAIR is aliens.
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megaman5246
11/23/2011 1:42 am
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"Mom, my friends and I are getting some vegetables at Dominos"
"Ok, dear, wait.... WHAT?????"
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Cottarsby
11/23/2011 1:39 am
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Y'all need to get your facts straight. They declared the TOMATO PASTE used on pizza to be a vegetable.

I guess generalizing just causes more of a sensation.
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nnana
11/23/2011 1:38 am
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sources pl0x
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ztreetfighterz
11/22/2011 11:06 pm
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And thats why I'm Mexican *sigh* Government
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Happybandaid
11/23/2011 1:36 am
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Now I just want some taco pizza.
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SourC00kie
11/22/2011 10:46 pm
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Yeah the Agricultural District (or whatever they are called) were complaining about school lunches and how they need to be healthier. So they go to the Government for help and instead of using some money (for a good cause this time) to help out schools across America, they name pizza a vegetable and categorize it as a healthy lunch.
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Goldenseek
11/23/2011 2:43 am
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hahas nice one so true
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Squidfather
11/22/2011 10:46 pm
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And THAT my friends, is why I'm Canadian.
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C Master15
11/23/2011 2:31 am
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Canadian Phffff German is best how are you doing with that economy im just fine here!
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ObsidianJ
11/23/2011 2:08 am
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I would rather be the most deprived american in the country rather than have to say I share my home country with Justin Bieber.
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Greadam
11/22/2011 10:51 pm
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Ah man... now I want some Canadian bacon pizza...
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KittyKarnage
11/22/2011 10:44 pm
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I HATE being American..
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