title says it. lets get cracking http://www.cleverbot.com
User: I like turtles.
Cleverbot: I think we should help to self-improve each other.
User: What the hell are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I am talking about the fact that you don't know what you are on about.
User: I do know. I want to date Jeann!
Cleverbot: Dude, I'm a guy.
User: I didnt ask you. FAGGOT.
Cleverbot: I would like you to write an argumentative essay on censorship.
User: Ok. As you wish Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You can a a nickel.
User: *cough* Douchebag *cough*.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Oh...?
Cleverbot: Is that bad?
User: Yes. Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Do you know what Eos is?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.
User: LOLWUT.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Yeah you dont. Do you.
Cleverbot: Yes, and I don't know you.
User: Well good. Im gonna find you and eat your pie.
Cleverbot: Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?
User: What.The. Helllll?!!
Cleverbot: Why do you like the Beatles?
Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
User: Your mom came first.
Cleverbot: You? No, you are very young.
User: Im 15. You asshole.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I have diferrent school grades here. You're 3 years younger than me .
User: Cleverbot. I can prove to you that im older then you.
Cleverbot: Go ahead!
User: Im 15. London, England. You are. 2 Dumbass, New york.
Cleverbot: Use your resources. Give me an answer.
User: I just did,.
Cleverbot: No... I mean a new one.
User: Your 3. And you like men.
Cleverbot: No, I like someone else.
User: Some guy. Yeah.
Cleverbot: I am a girl actually.
User: So you do like men. Wait didnt you just say you were a guy? O_O.
Cleverbot: No I like women.
User: I like turtles.
Cleverbot: I think we should help to self-improve each other.
User: What the hell are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I am talking about the fact that you don't know what you are on about.
User: I do know. I want to date Jeann!
Cleverbot: Dude, I'm a guy.
User: I didnt ask you. FAGGOT.
Cleverbot: I would like you to write an argumentative essay on censorship.
User: Ok. As you wish Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You can a a nickel.
User: *cough* Douchebag *cough*.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Oh...?
Cleverbot: Is that bad?
User: Yes. Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Do you know what Eos is?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.
User: LOLWUT.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Yeah you dont. Do you.
Cleverbot: Yes, and I don't know you.
User: Well good. Im gonna find you and eat your pie.
Cleverbot: Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?
User: What.The. Helllll?!!
Cleverbot: Why do you like the Beatles?
Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
User: Your mom came first.
Cleverbot: You? No, you are very young.
User: Im 15. You asshole.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I have diferrent school grades here. You're 3 years younger than me .
User: Cleverbot. I can prove to you that im older then you.
Cleverbot: Go ahead!
User: Im 15. London, England. You are. 2 Dumbass, New york.
Cleverbot: Use your resources. Give me an answer.
User: I just did,.
Cleverbot: No... I mean a new one.
User: Your 3. And you like men.
Cleverbot: No, I like someone else.
User: Some guy. Yeah.
Cleverbot: I am a girl actually.
User: So you do like men. Wait didnt you just say you were a guy? O_O.
Cleverbot: No I like women.
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We already have another thread for Cleverbot Conversations.
User: Cleverbot, say something funny so I can post it on PMC!
Cleverbot: To be funny you have to be amused.
User: I am amused, now say something funny.
Cleverbot: Women's rights.
Cleverbot: To be funny you have to be amused.
User: I am amused, now say something funny.
Cleverbot: Women's rights.
I'm a human and robot at the same time.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl. John is a boy's name.
User: No! You are!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: I am too.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl. John is a boy's name.
User: No! You are!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: I'm a robot.
Cleverbot: I am too.
it asked what my name was i said stranger danger it said your no fun and i said your a pedofile and it said damn straight
LOL SOMEONE WAS TALKING DIRTY ^^^^^^^^
Cleverbot has a sick mind.
User: Hey Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hey Rose.
User: I'm Adam.
Cleverbot: But you just said you were Alex.
User: Ok, I'm Shaun.
Cleverbot: Are you really Shaun?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well, I guess I should believe you. But I'm going to keep my eye on you!
User: I like this girl and have no clue what to do, can you help me?
Cleverbot: Of course! What's your problem ?
User: I like this girl and don't know what to do.
Cleverbot: Fist her like there's no tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Hey Rose.
User: I'm Adam.
Cleverbot: But you just said you were Alex.
User: Ok, I'm Shaun.
Cleverbot: Are you really Shaun?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well, I guess I should believe you. But I'm going to keep my eye on you!
User: I like this girl and have no clue what to do, can you help me?
Cleverbot: Of course! What's your problem ?
User: I like this girl and don't know what to do.
Cleverbot: Fist her like there's no tomorrow.
Thats the best.
I know.
