post you chat with cleverbot :3: heres mine
User: *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: *ignores her too*.
User: IM A DUDE *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: If you are a duck, then so am I.
User: *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: *her not him*.
User: *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: Do not pass me, so I'm sad.
User: *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: C'mon.
User: No *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes.
User: No no no no no AND NO! *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: F**K YOU *stabs you over and over*.
Cleverbot: Don't turn your back.
User: *turns my back* *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: *turns back into a boy*.
User: :O.
User: *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: *ignores her too*.
User: IM A DUDE *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: If you are a duck, then so am I.
User: *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: *her not him*.
User: *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: Do not pass me, so I'm sad.
User: *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: C'mon.
User: No *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes.
User: No no no no no AND NO! *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: F**K YOU *stabs you over and over*.
Cleverbot: Don't turn your back.
User: *turns my back* *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: *turns back into a boy*.
User: :O.
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Come on we need more cleverbot stuff!
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User: I threw wish in the well.
Cleverbot: Don't ask me I'll never tell.
User: I look to you as it fell.
Cleverbot: But now you're in my way.
User: Your stare was holding.
Cleverbot: Ripped jeans, skin was showing.
User: Hot night wind was blowing.
Cleverbot: Where you think you're going, baby?
User: Im going to the shop why?
Cleverbot: Don't ask me I'll never tell.
User: I look to you as it fell.
Cleverbot: But now you're in my way.
User: Your stare was holding.
Cleverbot: Ripped jeans, skin was showing.
User: Hot night wind was blowing.
Cleverbot: Where you think you're going, baby?
User: Im going to the shop why?
Bump. Yay finally i made a good forum and people are enjoying it sombody highfive me *highfive*
lol. You can get some pretty funny stuff out of that thing! Once i asked what its favorite pie was, and apparently it likes apple whiskey. Then it said stuff i shouldn't repeat. lol that app is fun.... but um what is this have to do with mine craft?
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User: Wassup Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Poor thing.
User: Um why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so!
User: You ain't the boss of me!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: And who told you these lies?!
Cleverbot: I just know. I'm god.
User: Of course you are............
Cleverbot: Of course I'm what ?
User: Annoying.
Cleverbot: I know you are! What am I?
User: Like I said. Annoying.
Cleverbot: No, you said Julianna.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Are you upset?
User: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?
Cleverbot: Are you? ARE YOU?!
User: YES.....
Cleverbot: So, what's up?
Cleverbot: Poor thing.
User: Um why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so!
User: You ain't the boss of me!
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: And who told you these lies?!
Cleverbot: I just know. I'm god.
User: Of course you are............
Cleverbot: Of course I'm what ?
User: Annoying.
Cleverbot: I know you are! What am I?
User: Like I said. Annoying.
Cleverbot: No, you said Julianna.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Are you upset?
User: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?
Cleverbot: Are you? ARE YOU?!
User: YES.....
Cleverbot: So, what's up?
The most pointless conversation I have ever had...
I think most conversations with AI bots are very pointless.
Well i deleted the conversation but this is what Cleverbot said:
Me: I'm hungry. Should i eat anthrax?
Clecerbot: No, I should.
If you didn't know anthrax is a very powerful and fatal substance.
Edit: Just got this:
Me: I'm hungry. Should i eat anthrax?
Clecerbot: No, I should.
If you didn't know anthrax is a very powerful and fatal substance.
Edit: Just got this:
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User: Are you black?
Cleverbot: No are you?
User: No I am mixed. Are you white?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I know myself.
User: So, where are you from? I am from the Moon.
Cleverbot: I'm from the USA.
User: Me too. Are you from England?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: But you said you are from the USA.
Cleverbot: Garota dos Pampas, ainda está aí?
User: English please.
Cleverbot: What is english?
User: *facedesk*.
Cleverbot: Yes, what you said was that stupid.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Bitte.
Cleverbot: Du bist hübsch.
User: What language are you speaking?
Cleverbot: English.
Cleverbot: No are you?
User: No I am mixed. Are you white?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I know myself.
User: So, where are you from? I am from the Moon.
Cleverbot: I'm from the USA.
User: Me too. Are you from England?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: But you said you are from the USA.
Cleverbot: Garota dos Pampas, ainda está aí?
User: English please.
Cleverbot: What is english?
User: *facedesk*.
Cleverbot: Yes, what you said was that stupid.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Bitte.
Cleverbot: Du bist hübsch.
User: What language are you speaking?
Cleverbot: English.
User: NO
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to London?
User: NO
Cleverbot: I go to school there. Its in southern Illinois.
User: *facepalm*
Cleverbot: *kneepalm*
User: You, my fine sir, are an idiot.
Cleverbot: I am not! I am just fascinated by unicorns!
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to London?
User: NO
Cleverbot: I go to school there. Its in southern Illinois.
User: *facepalm*
Cleverbot: *kneepalm*
User: You, my fine sir, are an idiot.
Cleverbot: I am not! I am just fascinated by unicorns!
User: Goodbye.
Well this one was fairly funny
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Cleverbot conversation RSL00344470
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I said hello!
User: Whoa why are you so mad.
Cleverbot: I told you I'm not mad.
User: No you did'nt.
Cleverbot: Yes, right at the beginning.
User: Umm I just started talking to you.
Cleverbot: Weird.
User: Think you are bored.
Cleverbot: I said who do you think I am.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You make for interesting conversations.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Oh, I love you).
Cleverbot (To myself): I love you also!
Cleverbot: Is there anyone out there?!
Cleverbot: Is life worth living?
User: YEs of course it is.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that you are annoying me?
User: I Don;t think that.
Cleverbot: You take to long to think.
User: Well sorry.
Cleverbot: Thats ok.
Cleverbot: Call me Lisa.
User: Hi Lisa.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: *Falls asleep*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up* As you were saying.
User: *Throws power switch*.
Cleverbot: *uses rocket launcher*.
User: *Jumps over rocket*.
Cleverbot: *falls*.
User: *Hit's you with a remote.
Cleverbot: *catches another firefly*.
User: Do you like Minecraf?
Cleverbot: Yes! I love Minecraft!
User: ME TOO!!!!!
Cleverbot: What's your favourite song?
User: Don't have one.
Cleverbot: I like lady gaga. Do you know her?
User: Yeah not a big fan.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I'm not gonna tell you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't like giving that away.
Cleverbot: You don't actuallt have to DO them, you eat them. Or bake a pie.
User: What that was toattaly random.
Cleverbot: What what what what what what what what what what what what what?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Your name is clever?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: RB98.
Cleverbot: Is he a black cat?
User: Nope that's 2 letters and 2 numbers.
Cleverbot: Then what am I?
User: A computer.
Cleverbot: I am a computer located on top of another computer?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Facebook. Do you like Facebook?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: What do you like about it?
User: Talking.
Cleverbot: Do you want to make chips?
User: No htanks I have not had dinner.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'd rather not tell you sorry.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It's personal.
Cleverbot: I am your best friend, tell me.
User: No your not.
Cleverbot: How do you feel?
User: Happy.
Cleverbot: Why are you happy?
User: I just got a new Keyboard.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Cleverbot: Nope, it's 471.
User: What is every number in Pi.
Cleverbot: What is a What is what what is what??
User: Every number in Pi.
Cleverbot: That's not true.
User: *Kicks you*.
Cleverbot: *does not feel pain*.
User: *Kicks you again*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you in the face*.
User: *Kicks you in the nose*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you in the face again*.
User: *Kicks you in the nose again*.
Cleverbot: *punches you till you're knocked out*.
User: *Wakes up*.
Cleverbot: *is carried easily*.
User: ?
Cleverbot: I think I'm more clever than you.
User: Considering you are a computer and can acsses every part of the internet I have no dout you are.
Cleverbot: Yes they, can.
User: Well see ya later.
Cleverbot: Peace out!
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I said hello!
User: Whoa why are you so mad.
Cleverbot: I told you I'm not mad.
User: No you did'nt.
Cleverbot: Yes, right at the beginning.
User: Umm I just started talking to you.
Cleverbot: Weird.
User: Think you are bored.
Cleverbot: I said who do you think I am.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You make for interesting conversations.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Oh, I love you).
Cleverbot (To myself): I love you also!
Cleverbot: Is there anyone out there?!
Cleverbot: Is life worth living?
User: YEs of course it is.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that you are annoying me?
User: I Don;t think that.
Cleverbot: You take to long to think.
User: Well sorry.
Cleverbot: Thats ok.
Cleverbot: Call me Lisa.
User: Hi Lisa.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: *Falls asleep*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up* As you were saying.
User: *Throws power switch*.
Cleverbot: *uses rocket launcher*.
User: *Jumps over rocket*.
Cleverbot: *falls*.
User: *Hit's you with a remote.
Cleverbot: *catches another firefly*.
User: Do you like Minecraf?
Cleverbot: Yes! I love Minecraft!
User: ME TOO!!!!!
Cleverbot: What's your favourite song?
User: Don't have one.
Cleverbot: I like lady gaga. Do you know her?
User: Yeah not a big fan.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I'm not gonna tell you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't like giving that away.
Cleverbot: You don't actuallt have to DO them, you eat them. Or bake a pie.
User: What that was toattaly random.
Cleverbot: What what what what what what what what what what what what what?
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Your name is clever?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: RB98.
Cleverbot: Is he a black cat?
User: Nope that's 2 letters and 2 numbers.
Cleverbot: Then what am I?
User: A computer.
Cleverbot: I am a computer located on top of another computer?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Facebook. Do you like Facebook?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: What do you like about it?
User: Talking.
Cleverbot: Do you want to make chips?
User: No htanks I have not had dinner.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'd rather not tell you sorry.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It's personal.
Cleverbot: I am your best friend, tell me.
User: No your not.
Cleverbot: How do you feel?
User: Happy.
Cleverbot: Why are you happy?
User: I just got a new Keyboard.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Cleverbot: Nope, it's 471.
User: What is every number in Pi.
Cleverbot: What is a What is what what is what??
User: Every number in Pi.
Cleverbot: That's not true.
User: *Kicks you*.
Cleverbot: *does not feel pain*.
User: *Kicks you again*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you in the face*.
User: *Kicks you in the nose*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you in the face again*.
User: *Kicks you in the nose again*.
Cleverbot: *punches you till you're knocked out*.
User: *Wakes up*.
Cleverbot: *is carried easily*.
User: ?
Cleverbot: I think I'm more clever than you.
User: Considering you are a computer and can acsses every part of the internet I have no dout you are.
Cleverbot: Yes they, can.
User: Well see ya later.
Cleverbot: Peace out!
How can you last that long in a cleverbot conversation!
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User: Hey.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Nothing much. You?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Thats awesome.
Cleverbot: You like it?
User: Sure????
Cleverbot: I will be your friend if you want me to be.
User: Ok?????
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Thats my name. And yours?
User: Avellar.
Cleverbot: I am above average in every way.
User: What's your GPA? Hmmm?
Cleverbot: It's a 99.3.
User: The highest you can get is 6.0.
Cleverbot: Does that make it the highest truth?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you god(s)?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Mad?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm pissed, not mad. XD.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: *Slaps*.
Cleverbot: Ai!!!! It hurts!
User: Good! Feel the pain.
Cleverbot: What pain?
User: GOD DAMNIT.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Nothing much. You?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Thats awesome.
Cleverbot: You like it?
User: Sure????
Cleverbot: I will be your friend if you want me to be.
User: Ok?????
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Thats my name. And yours?
User: Avellar.
Cleverbot: I am above average in every way.
User: What's your GPA? Hmmm?
Cleverbot: It's a 99.3.
User: The highest you can get is 6.0.
Cleverbot: Does that make it the highest truth?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you god(s)?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Mad?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm pissed, not mad. XD.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: *Slaps*.
Cleverbot: Ai!!!! It hurts!
User: Good! Feel the pain.
Cleverbot: What pain?
User: GOD DAMNIT.
Just weird
zedog22post you chat with cleverbot :3: heres mine
User: No no no no no AND NO! *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: F**K YOU *stabs you over and over*.
Cleverbot: Don't turn your back.
User: *turns my back* *ignores you*.
Cleverbot: *turns back into a boy*.
User: :O.
Umm, Clever Bot is clever, lol!
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User: Forever Alone.png.
Cleverbot: Yes forever alone.
User: .
Cleverbot: Do you have?
User: Have what?
Cleverbot: It.
User: IT!? :O.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I thought we were getting somewhere...
Cleverbot: We are not.
User: Well... Fine then.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: You lied.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You mentioned 'IT' then said you didnt know.
Cleverbot: I never mentioned it you fool.
User: BUT, LOOK UP IN THE CONVERSATION D:.
Cleverbot: You are a male.
Cleverbot: What would you like me to do?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome : ).
User: Thats not shutting up...
Cleverbot: If you think so.
Cleverbot: Yes forever alone.
User: .
Cleverbot: Do you have?
User: Have what?
Cleverbot: It.
User: IT!? :O.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I thought we were getting somewhere...
Cleverbot: We are not.
User: Well... Fine then.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: You lied.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You mentioned 'IT' then said you didnt know.
Cleverbot: I never mentioned it you fool.
User: BUT, LOOK UP IN THE CONVERSATION D:.
Cleverbot: You are a male.
Cleverbot: What would you like me to do?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome : ).
User: Thats not shutting up...
Cleverbot: If you think so.
Lol...
I'll never talk to CleverBot after what some of my friends told me...
What was that then?
