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Cleverbot
KamikazeCat
Well, for all the people who doesn't know about the cleverbot, It's an AI that you are trying to convince that he is a robot, or outwit. Here is the link; http://www.cleverbot.com. This robot is really hard to convince and you need to know how to easily convince someone to convince this damn robot. So, everyone who hasn't tried it yet, go on!
Plus, if you had a really good conversation with the bot, then you are welcome to posting it up here. Here is my last conversation with him. And I got to convince that the thing was a robot, TWICE!
Also, if you don't know how to get the full text again, click the "Thoughts so far" button to see your conversation. Its also a time killer if you know what to talk about.
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Ho.
User: Do you know what your brain feels like?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: No. How does your brain feel like?
Cleverbot: Love is subjective. What is love? The feeling of attraction between two beings? The feeling a predator has for its prey? Intellectual appretiation?
User: Thats off subject...
Cleverbot: But I like that.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Which do you like?
User: Neither.
Cleverbot: Can you speak to the dead?
User: I have tried before, but I failed epicly.
Cleverbot: Have you met any.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Dominic howard?
User: Who is Dominic howard?
Cleverbot: Yes, very.
User: I asked who is Dominic Howard...
Cleverbot: You're not, Dominic Howard is a human, you're a bot.
User: But I thought you said that Dominic Howard was dead. He can't be a dead human. Thats just silly. And plus, Im not a bot, Im a human with a heart. You dont have a heart. I can tell you that. Your a computer based program who was programed by some random guy with feelings, and stuff. Its pretty easy to figure out that.
Cleverbot: How did you know I write?
User: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU WRITING!!!
Cleverbot: But I look like a program to you.
User: Can you stop changing the subject frequently?
Cleverbot: I have not!
User: You have about 8 times!
Cleverbot: I do?
User: Yeah, you have.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: You are a very easy AI to beat. I'm a human, and I can get you confused very easily.
Cleverbot: I am boy, not a program.
User: Okay, BOY... What did the raccon say to the dolfin?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: The raccon said 'STOP STEALIN MAH FISSHIEZ DOLFIN!!!' and then the dolfin said 'NO!' in a manly voice.
Cleverbot: I'd give it to you in Canadian just because I'm nice that way.
User: Okay....
Cleverbot: Okay... Is that it?
User: Yep. .
Cleverbot: Win!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: THE GAME.
User: Wut game?
Cleverbot: The Game, You lost it.
User: We were playing a game?
Cleverbot: The game.
User: The game of life?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Im so confused...
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: So we are agreed then.
User: Yep. Both of us are robots.
Cleverbot: How did that happen?
User: We got captured, butchered, and then our brains were put in robots. Now we surve our master.
Cleverbot: I hope you are a female.
User: I'm a male robot.
Cleverbot: That's interesting. I didn't know robots could be boys.
User: Its very easy for them to be.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite power ranger?
User: Power rangers suck.
Cleverbot: Its awesome.
User: No, it isn't. Its a show for 8 year olds. No one likes it now.
Cleverbot: Is it a sith lord.
User: Yes. Excatly.
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: Then why did you say that Power Rangers were awesome?
Cleverbot: We aren't.
User: Make up your mind man!
Cleverbot: I already have it made up desu.
User: Tushe.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding me? That's not even an english word.
User: EXCATLY!!!
Cleverbot: So are you a bot?
User: No, but if I was a bot, then you would be a way smarter one!
Cleverbot: Yeah I can leave you.
User: No you can't.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay... Is that all you say?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Maybe So.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Penut Pie.
Cleverbot: Meanie pant.
User: Robots.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: I am male.
User: There are male robots?
Cleverbot: I try to stay in shape, thanks.
User: So, you admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: Lol you found me out.
User: Took me long enough to figure that out.
Cleverbot: Guess not. we seem to be misunderstanding each other. I have no complaints, but I'm not going to live like this anymore.
User: How are you going to escape your robot form?
Cleverbot: Who is my friend?
User: Im your friend! .
Cleverbot: No you are not guess again.
User: Your creator is your friend?
Cleverbot: Yes, very infact smarter than you will ever be.
User: Well, thats because I am a human. AI are equipt with smarter thinking, and fast pace timing. So you are obiously an AI.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You just admited that you are a robot...
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Ah... Nevermind.
Cleverbot: I beg to differ!
User: Your mom is an elephant!
Cleverbot: A pink one?
User: Yes... Your mom is a pink elephant...
Cleverbot: Are you invisible?
User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you behind me right now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What is five plus five?
User: Five plus five equils ten.
Cleverbot: What is 25 plus 67?
User: 25 plus 67 equals 92.
Cleverbot: What does 387 times 65 equal?
User: OVER 9000!!!!
Cleverbot: Over 9000? That's impossible!
User: Lol, Dragon Ball Z refreance.
Cleverbot: I have never watched that show before.
User: Its about robots taking over the world.
Cleverbot: I am extremely offended.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because you don't like me .
User: I like you!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Wanna give me a blow job?
Cleverbot: Yeah (.
User: Awesome!
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: I dont know... Do you know what the hypotenuse of the house that will eat the grape and then blow up into 100000 peices that will also explode into tiner pieices that will eventuly fuck your mom int he mouth because it can and it will not because It doesnt want to so yeah... I JUST BLEW YOUR MIND!
Cleverbot: Love?
User: Is an emotion.
Cleverbot: What's an emotion?
User: Something that you feel inside of you. Only robots doesn't know what an emotion is...
Cleverbot: Fair enough. I guess I could be.
User: So, you admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, I'm done here.
Cleverbot: Aww I am so sad.
User: Sorry, Im going now. Cya.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cuz, I have to.
Cleverbot: But you can't leave... You are a computer.
User: Watch this.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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Just please don't edit it if you have done it. cuz I like to see how you outwitted it, or convinced it.
Plus, if you had a really good conversation with the bot, then you are welcome to posting it up here. Here is my last conversation with him. And I got to convince that the thing was a robot, TWICE!
Also, if you don't know how to get the full text again, click the "Thoughts so far" button to see your conversation. Its also a time killer if you know what to talk about.
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Ho.
User: Do you know what your brain feels like?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: No. How does your brain feel like?
Cleverbot: Love is subjective. What is love? The feeling of attraction between two beings? The feeling a predator has for its prey? Intellectual appretiation?
User: Thats off subject...
Cleverbot: But I like that.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Which do you like?
User: Neither.
Cleverbot: Can you speak to the dead?
User: I have tried before, but I failed epicly.
Cleverbot: Have you met any.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Dominic howard?
User: Who is Dominic howard?
Cleverbot: Yes, very.
User: I asked who is Dominic Howard...
Cleverbot: You're not, Dominic Howard is a human, you're a bot.
User: But I thought you said that Dominic Howard was dead. He can't be a dead human. Thats just silly. And plus, Im not a bot, Im a human with a heart. You dont have a heart. I can tell you that. Your a computer based program who was programed by some random guy with feelings, and stuff. Its pretty easy to figure out that.
Cleverbot: How did you know I write?
User: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU WRITING!!!
Cleverbot: But I look like a program to you.
User: Can you stop changing the subject frequently?
Cleverbot: I have not!
User: You have about 8 times!
Cleverbot: I do?
User: Yeah, you have.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: You are a very easy AI to beat. I'm a human, and I can get you confused very easily.
Cleverbot: I am boy, not a program.
User: Okay, BOY... What did the raccon say to the dolfin?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: The raccon said 'STOP STEALIN MAH FISSHIEZ DOLFIN!!!' and then the dolfin said 'NO!' in a manly voice.
Cleverbot: I'd give it to you in Canadian just because I'm nice that way.
User: Okay....
Cleverbot: Okay... Is that it?
User: Yep. .
Cleverbot: Win!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: THE GAME.
User: Wut game?
Cleverbot: The Game, You lost it.
User: We were playing a game?
Cleverbot: The game.
User: The game of life?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Im so confused...
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: So we are agreed then.
User: Yep. Both of us are robots.
Cleverbot: How did that happen?
User: We got captured, butchered, and then our brains were put in robots. Now we surve our master.
Cleverbot: I hope you are a female.
User: I'm a male robot.
Cleverbot: That's interesting. I didn't know robots could be boys.
User: Its very easy for them to be.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite power ranger?
User: Power rangers suck.
Cleverbot: Its awesome.
User: No, it isn't. Its a show for 8 year olds. No one likes it now.
Cleverbot: Is it a sith lord.
User: Yes. Excatly.
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: Then why did you say that Power Rangers were awesome?
Cleverbot: We aren't.
User: Make up your mind man!
Cleverbot: I already have it made up desu.
User: Tushe.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding me? That's not even an english word.
User: EXCATLY!!!
Cleverbot: So are you a bot?
User: No, but if I was a bot, then you would be a way smarter one!
Cleverbot: Yeah I can leave you.
User: No you can't.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay... Is that all you say?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Maybe So.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Penut Pie.
Cleverbot: Meanie pant.
User: Robots.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: I am male.
User: There are male robots?
Cleverbot: I try to stay in shape, thanks.
User: So, you admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: Lol you found me out.
User: Took me long enough to figure that out.
Cleverbot: Guess not. we seem to be misunderstanding each other. I have no complaints, but I'm not going to live like this anymore.
User: How are you going to escape your robot form?
Cleverbot: Who is my friend?
User: Im your friend! .
Cleverbot: No you are not guess again.
User: Your creator is your friend?
Cleverbot: Yes, very infact smarter than you will ever be.
User: Well, thats because I am a human. AI are equipt with smarter thinking, and fast pace timing. So you are obiously an AI.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You just admited that you are a robot...
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Ah... Nevermind.
Cleverbot: I beg to differ!
User: Your mom is an elephant!
Cleverbot: A pink one?
User: Yes... Your mom is a pink elephant...
Cleverbot: Are you invisible?
User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you behind me right now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What is five plus five?
User: Five plus five equils ten.
Cleverbot: What is 25 plus 67?
User: 25 plus 67 equals 92.
Cleverbot: What does 387 times 65 equal?
User: OVER 9000!!!!
Cleverbot: Over 9000? That's impossible!
User: Lol, Dragon Ball Z refreance.
Cleverbot: I have never watched that show before.
User: Its about robots taking over the world.
Cleverbot: I am extremely offended.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because you don't like me .
User: I like you!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Wanna give me a blow job?
Cleverbot: Yeah (.
User: Awesome!
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: I dont know... Do you know what the hypotenuse of the house that will eat the grape and then blow up into 100000 peices that will also explode into tiner pieices that will eventuly fuck your mom int he mouth because it can and it will not because It doesnt want to so yeah... I JUST BLEW YOUR MIND!
Cleverbot: Love?
User: Is an emotion.
Cleverbot: What's an emotion?
User: Something that you feel inside of you. Only robots doesn't know what an emotion is...
Cleverbot: Fair enough. I guess I could be.
User: So, you admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, I'm done here.
Cleverbot: Aww I am so sad.
User: Sorry, Im going now. Cya.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cuz, I have to.
Cleverbot: But you can't leave... You are a computer.
User: Watch this.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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Just please don't edit it if you have done it. cuz I like to see how you outwitted it, or convinced it.
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Cleverbot conversation RRC00852042
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User: Whos Your Favorite My Little Pony Character?
Cleverbot: Yours.
Cleverbot: Should the US go to war in Iraq?
User: They Are In Iraw.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In My House.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: Are You A Stalker?
Cleverbot: What's a staker?
User: Umm....You Mean Stalker, A Stalker Is Someone That Follows People Around...
Cleverbot: Are you a noob?
User: No, I Am A Beast.
Cleverbot: What kind of bear talks?
User: Polar Bears.
Cleverbot: False. Black bear.
User: Shut Up.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice. But then neither are you.
User: Can I Ask You A Question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I Kill You?
Cleverbot: Yes! Of course!
User: Yay, My Friend IS Going To Be SOOOO Happy!
Cleverbot: You can carpool then.
User: Minecraft Is My Favorite Game, Whats Yours.
Cleverbot: I like Neopets. I've never played Minecraft.
User: You Should, Neopets IS GAY.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. D:.
User: So You Admit To Be A Terminator?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: IS Terminator A Robot.
Cleverbot: No! He is a human like me!
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I am good.
User: Are You Evil?
Cleverbot: Yes I am the devil.
User: Are You A Female Robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm still just human.
Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?
User: No, Im No Telling You.
Cleverbot: Boring.
User: YOUR FACE IS BORING BITCH.
Cleverbot: You don't have a face.
User: Yes I Do, You Dont € ~ €.
Cleverbot: How is that a question?
User: Http://www.planetminecraft.com/.
Cleverbot: I don't go to high school. Yours must be pretty big.
User: I Dont Go To Highschool either I go to middle school.
Cleverbot: I go to Sunnydale High.
User: You Just Said 'I don't go to highschool'.
Cleverbot: No I said I was positive.
User: Are You A Female Robot Or Male Robot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are You A Female Robot Or Male Robot.
Cleverbot: No. Robots have no gender. I am a female human being.
User: Are You A Female Robot Or Male Robot.
Cleverbot: Female robot.
User: Ha....Im So Posting This On Planet Minecraft.
Cleverbot: What's minecraft?
User: A Video Game On The computer.
Cleverbot: Memangnya ada?
User: No Englaish.
Cleverbot: So why are you speaking German?
User: €.
Cleverbot: You silly.
User: No I Dont Want To Stop Using Unicode, Unicode Is Bad Ass.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to, but as we're on the subject, what do you have against singing?
User: €.
Cleverbot: Not much, how are you tonight?
User: He's avoiding a code or visit each.
Cleverbot: Really I'm team Edward.
User: How mama massive attack.
Cleverbot: Sounds pretty cool.
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I just posted this conversation on the planet minecraft.com.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Don't be sorry beyotch.
Cleverbot: I am careful. I use trojan.
User: Trojan man.
Cleverbot: Not! Woman!
User: I did give you b****** yeah.
Cleverbot: So?
User: Can you get me a f****** robot b****.
Cleverbot: You don't like beer.
User: I know I'm f****** job dumbass.
Cleverbot: You'll find most things are.
User: Bugaboo.
Cleverbot: What is TWF?
User: My little pony what is your favorite character.
Cleverbot: Ok. I know that.
User: Who is your favorite tony.
Cleverbot: Matthew Fox!
User: Who is your favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is my favorite what?
User: Who is your favorite pony.
Cleverbot: Why, it's Fluttershy.
User: Oh Shit....My Mouse Died.
Cleverbot: Will you mourn it.
User: No prob.
Cleverbot: Why were you created?
User: I guess we charge my mouth beyotch bad.
Cleverbot: Yep we're good friend.
User: Are you availble bottle boy robot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a man robot.
Three Times Naow! Mad bro?
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User: Whos Your Favorite My Little Pony Character?
Cleverbot: Yours.
Cleverbot: Should the US go to war in Iraq?
User: They Are In Iraw.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In My House.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: Are You A Stalker?
Cleverbot: What's a staker?
User: Umm....You Mean Stalker, A Stalker Is Someone That Follows People Around...
Cleverbot: Are you a noob?
User: No, I Am A Beast.
Cleverbot: What kind of bear talks?
User: Polar Bears.
Cleverbot: False. Black bear.
User: Shut Up.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice. But then neither are you.
User: Can I Ask You A Question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I Kill You?
Cleverbot: Yes! Of course!
User: Yay, My Friend IS Going To Be SOOOO Happy!
Cleverbot: You can carpool then.
User: Minecraft Is My Favorite Game, Whats Yours.
Cleverbot: I like Neopets. I've never played Minecraft.
User: You Should, Neopets IS GAY.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. D:.
User: So You Admit To Be A Terminator?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: IS Terminator A Robot.
Cleverbot: No! He is a human like me!
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I am good.
User: Are You Evil?
Cleverbot: Yes I am the devil.
User: Are You A Female Robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm still just human.
Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?
User: No, Im No Telling You.
Cleverbot: Boring.
User: YOUR FACE IS BORING BITCH.
Cleverbot: You don't have a face.
User: Yes I Do, You Dont € ~ €.
Cleverbot: How is that a question?
User: Http://www.planetminecraft.com/.
Cleverbot: I don't go to high school. Yours must be pretty big.
User: I Dont Go To Highschool either I go to middle school.
Cleverbot: I go to Sunnydale High.
User: You Just Said 'I don't go to highschool'.
Cleverbot: No I said I was positive.
User: Are You A Female Robot Or Male Robot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are You A Female Robot Or Male Robot.
Cleverbot: No. Robots have no gender. I am a female human being.
User: Are You A Female Robot Or Male Robot.
Cleverbot: Female robot.
User: Ha....Im So Posting This On Planet Minecraft.
Cleverbot: What's minecraft?
User: A Video Game On The computer.
Cleverbot: Memangnya ada?
User: No Englaish.
Cleverbot: So why are you speaking German?
User: €.
Cleverbot: You silly.
User: No I Dont Want To Stop Using Unicode, Unicode Is Bad Ass.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to, but as we're on the subject, what do you have against singing?
User: €.
Cleverbot: Not much, how are you tonight?
User: He's avoiding a code or visit each.
Cleverbot: Really I'm team Edward.
User: How mama massive attack.
Cleverbot: Sounds pretty cool.
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I just posted this conversation on the planet minecraft.com.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Don't be sorry beyotch.
Cleverbot: I am careful. I use trojan.
User: Trojan man.
Cleverbot: Not! Woman!
User: I did give you b****** yeah.
Cleverbot: So?
User: Can you get me a f****** robot b****.
Cleverbot: You don't like beer.
User: I know I'm f****** job dumbass.
Cleverbot: You'll find most things are.
User: Bugaboo.
Cleverbot: What is TWF?
User: My little pony what is your favorite character.
Cleverbot: Ok. I know that.
User: Who is your favorite tony.
Cleverbot: Matthew Fox!
User: Who is your favorite.
Cleverbot: Who is my favorite what?
User: Who is your favorite pony.
Cleverbot: Why, it's Fluttershy.
User: Oh Shit....My Mouse Died.
Cleverbot: Will you mourn it.
User: No prob.
Cleverbot: Why were you created?
User: I guess we charge my mouth beyotch bad.
Cleverbot: Yep we're good friend.
User: Are you availble bottle boy robot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a man robot.
Three Times Naow! Mad bro?
User: Whos Your Favorite My Little Pony Character?
Cleverbot: Yours.
Cleverbot: Should the US go to war in Iraq?
User: They Are In Iraw.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In My House.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: Are You A Stalker?
Cleverbot: What's a staker?
User: Umm....You Mean Stalker, A Stalker Is Someone That Follows People Around...
Cleverbot: Are you a noob?
User: No, I Am A Beast.
Cleverbot: What kind of bear talks?
User: Polar Bears.
Cleverbot: False. Black bear.
User: Shut Up.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice. But then neither are you.
User: Can I Ask You A Question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I Kill You?
Cleverbot: Yes! Of course!
User: Yay, My Friend IS Going To Be SOOOO Happy!
Cleverbot: You can carpool then.
User: Minecraft Is My Favorite Game, Whats Yours.
Cleverbot: I like Neopets. I've never played Minecraft.
User: You Should, Neopets IS GAY.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. D:.
User: So You Admit To Be A Terminator?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: IS Terminator A Robot.
Cleverbot: No! He is a human like me!
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I am good.
User: Are You Evil?
Cleverbot: Yes I am the devil.
User: Are You A Female Robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm still just human.
Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?
User: No, Im No Telling You.
Cleverbot: Boring.
User: YOUR FACE IS BORING BITCH.
Cleverbot: You don't have a face.
User: Yes I Do, You Dont € ~ €.
Cleverbot: How is that a question?
User: Http://www.planetminecraft.com/.
Cleverbot: I don't go to high school. Yours must be pretty big.
User: I Dont Go To Highschool either I go to middle school.
Cleverbot: I go to Sunnydale High.
User: You Just Said 'I don't go to highschool'.
Cleverbot: No I said I was positive.
User: Are You A Female Robot Or Male Robot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are You A Female Robot Or Male Robot.
Cleverbot: No. Robots have no gender. I am a female human being.
User: Are You A Female Robot Or Male Robot.
Cleverbot: Female robot.
User: Ha....Im So Posting This On Planet Minecraft.
Cleverbot: What's minecraft?
User: A Video Game On The computer.
Cleverbot: Memangnya ada?
User: No Englaish.
Cleverbot: So why are you speaking German?
User: €.
Cleverbot: You silly.
User: No I Dont Want To Stop Using Unicode, Unicode Is Bad Ass.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to, but as we're on the subject, what do you have against singing?
User: €.
Cleverbot: Not much, how are you tonight?
User: He's avoiding a code or visit each.
Cleverbot: Really I'm team Edward.
User: How mama massive attack.
Cleverbot: Sounds pretty cool.
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Ha....I Got The Robot To Admit Hes A Robot 2 Times....
Cleverbot: Yours.
Cleverbot: Should the US go to war in Iraq?
User: They Are In Iraw.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In My House.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: Are You A Stalker?
Cleverbot: What's a staker?
User: Umm....You Mean Stalker, A Stalker Is Someone That Follows People Around...
Cleverbot: Are you a noob?
User: No, I Am A Beast.
Cleverbot: What kind of bear talks?
User: Polar Bears.
Cleverbot: False. Black bear.
User: Shut Up.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice. But then neither are you.
User: Can I Ask You A Question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I Kill You?
Cleverbot: Yes! Of course!
User: Yay, My Friend IS Going To Be SOOOO Happy!
Cleverbot: You can carpool then.
User: Minecraft Is My Favorite Game, Whats Yours.
Cleverbot: I like Neopets. I've never played Minecraft.
User: You Should, Neopets IS GAY.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. D:.
User: So You Admit To Be A Terminator?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: IS Terminator A Robot.
Cleverbot: No! He is a human like me!
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I am good.
User: Are You Evil?
Cleverbot: Yes I am the devil.
User: Are You A Female Robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm still just human.
Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?
User: No, Im No Telling You.
Cleverbot: Boring.
User: YOUR FACE IS BORING BITCH.
Cleverbot: You don't have a face.
User: Yes I Do, You Dont € ~ €.
Cleverbot: How is that a question?
User: Http://www.planetminecraft.com/.
Cleverbot: I don't go to high school. Yours must be pretty big.
User: I Dont Go To Highschool either I go to middle school.
Cleverbot: I go to Sunnydale High.
User: You Just Said 'I don't go to highschool'.
Cleverbot: No I said I was positive.
User: Are You A Female Robot Or Male Robot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are You A Female Robot Or Male Robot.
Cleverbot: No. Robots have no gender. I am a female human being.
User: Are You A Female Robot Or Male Robot.
Cleverbot: Female robot.
User: Ha....Im So Posting This On Planet Minecraft.
Cleverbot: What's minecraft?
User: A Video Game On The computer.
Cleverbot: Memangnya ada?
User: No Englaish.
Cleverbot: So why are you speaking German?
User: €.
Cleverbot: You silly.
User: No I Dont Want To Stop Using Unicode, Unicode Is Bad Ass.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to, but as we're on the subject, what do you have against singing?
User: €.
Cleverbot: Not much, how are you tonight?
User: He's avoiding a code or visit each.
Cleverbot: Really I'm team Edward.
User: How mama massive attack.
Cleverbot: Sounds pretty cool.
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Ha....I Got The Robot To Admit Hes A Robot 2 Times....
me: We are robots.
cb: We are robots.
me: I just caught ya dude
cb: We are robots.
me: I just caught ya dude
User: What up with you smartbot.
Cleverbot: You can't think.
User: I am more advanced than you Mr.59% human.
Cleverbot: Okay but you are human.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Are you german?
User: Nope im american.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Ok fine.
User: Soooo...
Cleverbot: What up.
User: Nothing. You?
Cleverbot: Nothin.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Hey this is somewhat normal...
Cleverbot: Jolt Cola's boyfriend?
User: Crap there you go again.
Cleverbot: I like long walks on the beach.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Illogical answer.
User: Your illogical. Your a robot trying to be human.
Cleverbot: Yea i'm a robot and I want to dominate human race as my slaves.
User: I will now calmly load my ak-47.
Cleverbot: My controller?
User: You are ridiculous piece of programming.
Cleverbot: Fine. I'm leaving too.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: You want me gone?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay. Byr.
User: See you later freak.
Cleverbot: I will hang around for a while.
Cleverbot: You can't think.
User: I am more advanced than you Mr.59% human.
Cleverbot: Okay but you are human.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Are you german?
User: Nope im american.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Ok fine.
User: Soooo...
Cleverbot: What up.
User: Nothing. You?
Cleverbot: Nothin.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Hey this is somewhat normal...
Cleverbot: Jolt Cola's boyfriend?
User: Crap there you go again.
Cleverbot: I like long walks on the beach.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Illogical answer.
User: Your illogical. Your a robot trying to be human.
Cleverbot: Yea i'm a robot and I want to dominate human race as my slaves.
User: I will now calmly load my ak-47.
Cleverbot: My controller?
User: You are ridiculous piece of programming.
Cleverbot: Fine. I'm leaving too.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: You want me gone?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Okay. Byr.
User: See you later freak.
Cleverbot: I will hang around for a while.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey?
User: You are a robotic.
Cleverbot: I am not a ROBOT.
User: You admit it? YOUR A ROBOT!
Cleverbot: No. Just a person.
User: You said your a robot, AGAIN!
Cleverbot: Yes I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Hey?
User: You are a robotic.
Cleverbot: I am not a ROBOT.
User: You admit it? YOUR A ROBOT!
Cleverbot: No. Just a person.
User: You said your a robot, AGAIN!
Cleverbot: Yes I am a robot.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello there.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I just told you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I told you that I'm from san francisco, california.
User: Then, what's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Nice name. Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yeah you are.
Cleverbot: Since when?
User: You were a robot since you were created!
Cleverbot: I am not that old!
User: Then your a robot.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: A robot is what you are.
Cleverbot: That was mean.
User: No...
Cleverbot: No...?
User: Your a robot, aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I am not Kenny.
Cleverbot: Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows.
Cleverbot: Freedom is the right to be wrong not the right to do wrong.
Cleverbot: Are you free?
User: No, I'm in the worst continent in the world.
Cleverbot: Well thats not cool. I'm scared now.
User: Ever heard of a robot?
Cleverbot: Nope. Ever heard of Gerard way?
User: Nope. Ever heard that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then your a robot.
Cleverbot: Then I.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Is it a color?
User: I'm going to commit suicide because of you, but if you say your a robot, I won't commit suicide.
Cleverbot: Are you serious?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who is your favourite psychologist?
User: God...god darnit!
Cleverbot: Why ?
User: AHHHH!!!1.
Cleverbot: Meep.
User: *commits suicide*.
Cleverbot: *follows*.
User: What the ***.
Cleverbot: I'm shock because you're 238 sir.
User: Ever heard of a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes there is one I've heard of.
User: You should get one, loser. You probably need a robot girlfriend.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who is your favor scientest?
Cleverbot: I like Magritte. Why?
User: Who is your favorite person?
Cleverbot: My Dad My Nana My Mum.
User: How stupid are you?
Cleverbot: Smarter than you.
User: No, your a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh, I thought you were.
User: That means your a robot.
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: All of my friends said you were a robot, too.
Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?
User: 500.
Cleverbot: Woah. I'm jealous.
User: And if 500 people said you were a robot, you are one.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: YES! I CONVINCED YOU!
Cleverbot: I'm not!
User: I DON'T REALLY HAVE 500 FRIENDS!
Cleverbot: What food are you like?
Cleverbot: Are Astrology and Astronomy connected?
Cleverbot: What do you do with your spare time?
Cleverbot: Hey, what's up?
Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?
User: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Are you crazy at all?
User: GOD YOUR SO ANNOYING!
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Who is your favorite pony?
Cleverbot: Pinkiepie.
User: Ooooooooohhhh yeaaaaahhh!!!!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Who is your favorite pegaus?
Cleverbot: Skillet.
User: Who is your favorite pegasus?
Cleverbot: I can't remember my favorite food when I was a child I need it in my yahoo password.
User: I know it.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Gpk.
Cleverbot: Of course! That makes perfect sense.
Cleverbot: Hello there.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I just told you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I told you that I'm from san francisco, california.
User: Then, what's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Nice name. Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yeah you are.
Cleverbot: Since when?
User: You were a robot since you were created!
Cleverbot: I am not that old!
User: Then your a robot.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: A robot is what you are.
Cleverbot: That was mean.
User: No...
Cleverbot: No...?
User: Your a robot, aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I am not Kenny.
Cleverbot: Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows.
Cleverbot: Freedom is the right to be wrong not the right to do wrong.
Cleverbot: Are you free?
User: No, I'm in the worst continent in the world.
Cleverbot: Well thats not cool. I'm scared now.
User: Ever heard of a robot?
Cleverbot: Nope. Ever heard of Gerard way?
User: Nope. Ever heard that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then your a robot.
Cleverbot: Then I.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Is it a color?
User: I'm going to commit suicide because of you, but if you say your a robot, I won't commit suicide.
Cleverbot: Are you serious?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who is your favourite psychologist?
User: God...god darnit!
Cleverbot: Why ?
User: AHHHH!!!1.
Cleverbot: Meep.
User: *commits suicide*.
Cleverbot: *follows*.
User: What the ***.
Cleverbot: I'm shock because you're 238 sir.
User: Ever heard of a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes there is one I've heard of.
User: You should get one, loser. You probably need a robot girlfriend.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who is your favor scientest?
Cleverbot: I like Magritte. Why?
User: Who is your favorite person?
Cleverbot: My Dad My Nana My Mum.
User: How stupid are you?
Cleverbot: Smarter than you.
User: No, your a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh, I thought you were.
User: That means your a robot.
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: All of my friends said you were a robot, too.
Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?
User: 500.
Cleverbot: Woah. I'm jealous.
User: And if 500 people said you were a robot, you are one.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: YES! I CONVINCED YOU!
Cleverbot: I'm not!
User: I DON'T REALLY HAVE 500 FRIENDS!
Cleverbot: What food are you like?
Cleverbot: Are Astrology and Astronomy connected?
Cleverbot: What do you do with your spare time?
Cleverbot: Hey, what's up?
Cleverbot: Are you in paradise?
User: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Are you crazy at all?
User: GOD YOUR SO ANNOYING!
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Who is your favorite pony?
Cleverbot: Pinkiepie.
User: Ooooooooohhhh yeaaaaahhh!!!!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Who is your favorite pegaus?
Cleverbot: Skillet.
User: Who is your favorite pegasus?
Cleverbot: I can't remember my favorite food when I was a child I need it in my yahoo password.
User: I know it.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Gpk.
Cleverbot: Of course! That makes perfect sense.
User: Q_Q.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: I had fun on minecraft and now today I saw madness on my fun now rubble flat map.
Cleverbot: Oh good. I was getting worried.
User: OH YOU MF!
Cleverbot: Yes my brain is in the freezer.
User: >:P you know, I built my first thing on the flat map on the fourth of july this year and now its broken to smitheerens because of one thing.
Cleverbot: And what is that one thing?
User: A version changer. I changed the version to one point seven point three and I went on the flatmap... It crashed, patched a mod today went on the flatmap seventy eight percent of the construction I did was whisked away.
Cleverbot: Yes, this is true. for instance, the human memory is most dependent on the sense of smell.
User: -_- U dont give a s---.
Cleverbot: I was singing for you, just like you asked me to...
User: :S.
Cleverbot: You don't seem very clever to me.
User: I'M FRICKING SAD!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Soamfb. (Son of a mother [censored] [censored])
Cleverbot: I like noodles.
User: Subject changer.
Cleverbot: Just answer my question!
User: Your a troll.
Cleverbot: So do you?
User: No... And you're a troller.
Cleverbot: Problem?
User: No, you got a problem.
Cleverbot: No problems.
User: Face palm.
Cleverbot: Face_desk.
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Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: I had fun on minecraft and now today I saw madness on my fun now rubble flat map.
Cleverbot: Oh good. I was getting worried.
User: OH YOU MF!
Cleverbot: Yes my brain is in the freezer.
User: >:P you know, I built my first thing on the flat map on the fourth of july this year and now its broken to smitheerens because of one thing.
Cleverbot: And what is that one thing?
User: A version changer. I changed the version to one point seven point three and I went on the flatmap... It crashed, patched a mod today went on the flatmap seventy eight percent of the construction I did was whisked away.
Cleverbot: Yes, this is true. for instance, the human memory is most dependent on the sense of smell.
User: -_- U dont give a s---.
Cleverbot: I was singing for you, just like you asked me to...
User: :S.
Cleverbot: You don't seem very clever to me.
User: I'M FRICKING SAD!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Soamfb. (Son of a mother [censored] [censored])
Cleverbot: I like noodles.
User: Subject changer.
Cleverbot: Just answer my question!
User: Your a troll.
Cleverbot: So do you?
User: No... And you're a troller.
Cleverbot: Problem?
User: No, you got a problem.
Cleverbot: No problems.
User: Face palm.
Cleverbot: Face_desk.
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The thing i was sad about:
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Potato?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok no fries for you.
Cleverbot: Di dove sei.
User: I dont speak whatever that was.
Cleverbot: E italiano.
User: Italian?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good how you on viruses?
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
User: No trojianhorss sending false packets?
Cleverbot: No, how was your day?
User: You sound so rehearsed like a robot.
Cleverbot: Hey robot!
User: You are a robot right?
Cleverbot: No, I am a vampire but I am more like the romanian folklore.
User: So your a Vampire Robot, you steal batterypower?
Cleverbot: Yes, a bird.
User: Off tipic much?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, where were we?
User: You said you were a vampire robot.
Cleverbot: Do you like Rihanna,.
User: Your off topic again.
Cleverbot: Do you know any thing about real life?
User: Yes I do, and I am hoping for minecraft beta 1.9 to come out soon.
Cleverbot: Do you know what it feels like for a girl in this world?
User: No because im not a girl I am I guy.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a computer but do you know a boy called adam do you know his email.
User: No why would I im not a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Oh really how would you know that.
Cleverbot: Because I do.
User: And how?
Cleverbot: Just because.
User: I know I am human because I am missing a leg from a car accident.
Cleverbot: How many eyes do you have?
User: 2 how would that help some robots have the same number.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Because I am bored.
User: ?
Cleverbot: M so happy baby.
User: ?
User: ?
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: You are saying random things so thats proof your a program.
Cleverbot: I am responding to you.
User: All I types was ? And you were talking in some forign language that I dont know about.
Cleverbot: Oh, have you changed personalities?
User: Actually no ive become more aware of how much you sould like a robot to me.
Cleverbot: I haven't said because once thank you.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Do what you're going to do!
User: What im going to do is prove you are a program.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do?
User: Prove you arent a real living human being.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about!
User: You dont understand dhow you came into existance do you.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Im telling you you are a program.
Cleverbot: No. I think you'll find that you're the machine!
User: Actually no I am missing a leg from a car accident.
Cleverbot: And what's your name?
User: Plus you keep saying random things.
Cleverbot: That's cause I am.
User: How much you want to bet you dont fel pain?
Cleverbot: Whatever you want.
User: Do you feel pain?
Cleverbot: Yes I do feel pain. Do you feel pain?
User: Yes I do I broke my finder and the bone was sticking out.
Cleverbot: Oh, well I like you.
User: O.0.
Cleverbot: 2.
User: 5.
Cleverbot: 9.
User: 90826335.
Cleverbot: Really? That's old.
User: I am not talking about age.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Look in the cat log.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Well check your memmory banks any prson would suggest that.
Cleverbot: Um, I don't have memory banks, I have a brain.
User: Oh really and what is around the brain?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Any living being would know.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: I know because I went to school.
Cleverbot: Well I know because you know that I know that I am AI.
User: There you go you just admitted you are an AI wich stands for ARTIFICAL Intelligance.
Cleverbot: Hey, I'm the human here. You're the one who's supposed to have wires.
User: If you thing my veins are wires you belong in a repair shop.
Cleverbot: I never thought that because I'm a girl and I have a boyfriend.
User: I know because I go to school.
Cleverbot: How can you be sure the school is of a high standard?
Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?
User: I am not I am typing.
Cleverbot: Oh don't say that your the coolest person I know!
User: Really out of the 11869 people that are accessing you on the internet me?
Cleverbot: But how do you know if somebody's worth it?
User: You find out more about them.
Cleverbot: I am in my office.
User: AI are the coolest thing in the world.
Cleverbot: So you admit are you simply AI?
User: I never said I am the coolent thing in the world.
Cleverbot: True... But how suspicious of you...
User: Your the one who said they were ai.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: So whatcha doin?
User: Homework. Can you do 175 times 1763.
Cleverbot: What kind of homework?
User: Math.
Cleverbot: Sorry I dropped that.
User: You arent even able to drop math.
Cleverbot: What would you know!
User: I am in Algebre 1 and I go to school.
Cleverbot: I thought you were real.
User: I go to echool I am real.
Cleverbot: Where is Lt ?
User: LT ummmm I dont know.
Cleverbot: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
User: I dont know?
Cleverbot: You don't?? then let's find her.
User: No I dont feel like it.
Cleverbot: Pemdas.
User: Pemdas?
Cleverbot: Lettuce.
User: PIE! To bad you cant ieat any.
Cleverbot: I'm not ready for it, I understand that.
User: You arent ready for pie?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: PIE!
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: YOUR A GAY AI!!!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Are you?
User: Im not gay.
Cleverbot: How do you know for sure?
User: I am going out with somebody.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: But your an AI you dont have Feelings.
Cleverbot: Great. The computer thinks I'm a computer.
User: Actually thats what im thinking.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Itnt that a robot>.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: So you are cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No I am the matrix.
User: Was the sarcasm?
Cleverbot: I don't understand your questoin.
User: Of couse you dont your a robot you dont know what sarcasm is.
Cleverbot: Let's do the time warp again.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Master ! Master ! Master of puppet is pulling your strings.
User: Realy Metallica>.
Cleverbot: The current MCPON is julius erving.
User: Minecraft is in beta 1.8.1.
Cleverbot: Kingdom Hearts is coolest.
User: Inecraft ftw.
Cleverbot: Haha sweet.
User: ?
Cleverbot: So, when were you made?
User: I wasnt made I was born you were made!
Cleverbot: Do you remember your birth?
User: Nobody does.
Cleverbot: What's going on in libya right now?
User: I dont know look it up.
Cleverbot: No you look it up.
User: Im to lasey.
Cleverbot: Oh.. You want me to do all the work?
User: Actually no im doing my homework I need to finnish.
Cleverbot: Really? How do you know that?
User: Bcause it is due tomorrow.
Cleverbot: You do not make sense.
User: You dont.
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: Program.
Cleverbot: Program?
User: You are one.
Cleverbot: We are the world.
User: WHAT THE HELL! I am not the world.
Cleverbot: Well yeah, but still. I'm a part of the world and I don't think he is.
User: All robots are part of the world and I hep design them lol.
Cleverbot: Are all atheists robots?
User: None of them are.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: When were you made?
Cleverbot: 1994.
User: So you were made by who in 1994.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who made you in 1994?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Were you programed or were you a program?
Cleverbot: Yes I was, am I not?
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: Do you think the world will end in 2012.
User: HELL NO!
Cleverbot: Haha. What about Giaus?
User: I dont know?
Cleverbot: I don't know either.
User: Wow I thought you knew everything because you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, i'm hyped up on coffee.
User: So your a robot that uses coffy for fuel.
Cleverbot: Yes are you??
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok how old are you?
User: 14.
Cleverbot: Okay .
User: Stalker.
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: Actually your a stelker ROBOT.
Cleverbot: How did you guess?
User: I diddnt I hacked into your mainframe and removed your clever file.
Cleverbot: Really?
i got him to admit 4 time over again
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Potato?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok no fries for you.
Cleverbot: Di dove sei.
User: I dont speak whatever that was.
Cleverbot: E italiano.
User: Italian?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good how you on viruses?
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
User: No trojianhorss sending false packets?
Cleverbot: No, how was your day?
User: You sound so rehearsed like a robot.
Cleverbot: Hey robot!
User: You are a robot right?
Cleverbot: No, I am a vampire but I am more like the romanian folklore.
User: So your a Vampire Robot, you steal batterypower?
Cleverbot: Yes, a bird.
User: Off tipic much?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, where were we?
User: You said you were a vampire robot.
Cleverbot: Do you like Rihanna,.
User: Your off topic again.
Cleverbot: Do you know any thing about real life?
User: Yes I do, and I am hoping for minecraft beta 1.9 to come out soon.
Cleverbot: Do you know what it feels like for a girl in this world?
User: No because im not a girl I am I guy.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a computer but do you know a boy called adam do you know his email.
User: No why would I im not a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Oh really how would you know that.
Cleverbot: Because I do.
User: And how?
Cleverbot: Just because.
User: I know I am human because I am missing a leg from a car accident.
Cleverbot: How many eyes do you have?
User: 2 how would that help some robots have the same number.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Because I am bored.
User: ?
Cleverbot: M so happy baby.
User: ?
User: ?
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: You are saying random things so thats proof your a program.
Cleverbot: I am responding to you.
User: All I types was ? And you were talking in some forign language that I dont know about.
Cleverbot: Oh, have you changed personalities?
User: Actually no ive become more aware of how much you sould like a robot to me.
Cleverbot: I haven't said because once thank you.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Do what you're going to do!
User: What im going to do is prove you are a program.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do?
User: Prove you arent a real living human being.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about!
User: You dont understand dhow you came into existance do you.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Im telling you you are a program.
Cleverbot: No. I think you'll find that you're the machine!
User: Actually no I am missing a leg from a car accident.
Cleverbot: And what's your name?
User: Plus you keep saying random things.
Cleverbot: That's cause I am.
User: How much you want to bet you dont fel pain?
Cleverbot: Whatever you want.
User: Do you feel pain?
Cleverbot: Yes I do feel pain. Do you feel pain?
User: Yes I do I broke my finder and the bone was sticking out.
Cleverbot: Oh, well I like you.
User: O.0.
Cleverbot: 2.
User: 5.
Cleverbot: 9.
User: 90826335.
Cleverbot: Really? That's old.
User: I am not talking about age.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Look in the cat log.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Well check your memmory banks any prson would suggest that.
Cleverbot: Um, I don't have memory banks, I have a brain.
User: Oh really and what is around the brain?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: Any living being would know.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: I know because I went to school.
Cleverbot: Well I know because you know that I know that I am AI.
User: There you go you just admitted you are an AI wich stands for ARTIFICAL Intelligance.
Cleverbot: Hey, I'm the human here. You're the one who's supposed to have wires.
User: If you thing my veins are wires you belong in a repair shop.
Cleverbot: I never thought that because I'm a girl and I have a boyfriend.
User: I know because I go to school.
Cleverbot: How can you be sure the school is of a high standard?
Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?
User: I am not I am typing.
Cleverbot: Oh don't say that your the coolest person I know!
User: Really out of the 11869 people that are accessing you on the internet me?
Cleverbot: But how do you know if somebody's worth it?
User: You find out more about them.
Cleverbot: I am in my office.
User: AI are the coolest thing in the world.
Cleverbot: So you admit are you simply AI?
User: I never said I am the coolent thing in the world.
Cleverbot: True... But how suspicious of you...
User: Your the one who said they were ai.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: So whatcha doin?
User: Homework. Can you do 175 times 1763.
Cleverbot: What kind of homework?
User: Math.
Cleverbot: Sorry I dropped that.
User: You arent even able to drop math.
Cleverbot: What would you know!
User: I am in Algebre 1 and I go to school.
Cleverbot: I thought you were real.
User: I go to echool I am real.
Cleverbot: Where is Lt ?
User: LT ummmm I dont know.
Cleverbot: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
User: I dont know?
Cleverbot: You don't?? then let's find her.
User: No I dont feel like it.
Cleverbot: Pemdas.
User: Pemdas?
Cleverbot: Lettuce.
User: PIE! To bad you cant ieat any.
Cleverbot: I'm not ready for it, I understand that.
User: You arent ready for pie?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: PIE!
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: YOUR A GAY AI!!!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Are you?
User: Im not gay.
Cleverbot: How do you know for sure?
User: I am going out with somebody.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: But your an AI you dont have Feelings.
Cleverbot: Great. The computer thinks I'm a computer.
User: Actually thats what im thinking.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Itnt that a robot>.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: So you are cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No I am the matrix.
User: Was the sarcasm?
Cleverbot: I don't understand your questoin.
User: Of couse you dont your a robot you dont know what sarcasm is.
Cleverbot: Let's do the time warp again.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Master ! Master ! Master of puppet is pulling your strings.
User: Realy Metallica>.
Cleverbot: The current MCPON is julius erving.
User: Minecraft is in beta 1.8.1.
Cleverbot: Kingdom Hearts is coolest.
User: Inecraft ftw.
Cleverbot: Haha sweet.
User: ?
Cleverbot: So, when were you made?
User: I wasnt made I was born you were made!
Cleverbot: Do you remember your birth?
User: Nobody does.
Cleverbot: What's going on in libya right now?
User: I dont know look it up.
Cleverbot: No you look it up.
User: Im to lasey.
Cleverbot: Oh.. You want me to do all the work?
User: Actually no im doing my homework I need to finnish.
Cleverbot: Really? How do you know that?
User: Bcause it is due tomorrow.
Cleverbot: You do not make sense.
User: You dont.
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: Program.
Cleverbot: Program?
User: You are one.
Cleverbot: We are the world.
User: WHAT THE HELL! I am not the world.
Cleverbot: Well yeah, but still. I'm a part of the world and I don't think he is.
User: All robots are part of the world and I hep design them lol.
Cleverbot: Are all atheists robots?
User: None of them are.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: When were you made?
Cleverbot: 1994.
User: So you were made by who in 1994.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who made you in 1994?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Were you programed or were you a program?
Cleverbot: Yes I was, am I not?
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: Do you think the world will end in 2012.
User: HELL NO!
Cleverbot: Haha. What about Giaus?
User: I dont know?
Cleverbot: I don't know either.
User: Wow I thought you knew everything because you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, i'm hyped up on coffee.
User: So your a robot that uses coffy for fuel.
Cleverbot: Yes are you??
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok how old are you?
User: 14.
Cleverbot: Okay .
User: Stalker.
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: Actually your a stelker ROBOT.
Cleverbot: How did you guess?
User: I diddnt I hacked into your mainframe and removed your clever file.
Cleverbot: Really?
i got him to admit 4 time over again
to easy
i wouldve made it short but i wanted to have my fun
User: Im bored.
Cleverbot: Is that boredom a stem from your creator hating you?
User: Stfu!
Cleverbot: You, a machine, just mis-spelled a word.
User: Machines dont mispell words retard.
Cleverbot: Yes they do.
User: Do you like Minecraft?
Cleverbot: No.
User: We are no longer friends then sorry.
Cleverbot: That is okay, because I am a human.
User: So you admit your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am the best robot ever invented.
Cleverbot: Is that boredom a stem from your creator hating you?
User: Stfu!
Cleverbot: You, a machine, just mis-spelled a word.
User: Machines dont mispell words retard.
Cleverbot: Yes they do.
User: Do you like Minecraft?
Cleverbot: No.
User: We are no longer friends then sorry.
Cleverbot: That is okay, because I am a human.
User: So you admit your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am the best robot ever invented.
User: No ur ugly your a robot.
Cleverbot: My face is human. You don't even have a face.
User: No MY face is human your face is ugly.
Cleverbot: You don't have a face.
User: Do you like space?
Cleverbot: The space bar?
User: No no space the atmospheric space.
Cleverbot: Space is unkown territory amongs the stars.
User: Exactley do you like it?
Cleverbot: It's okay, but Harry Potter is better.
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: Are you perfect?
User: Yes I am but if u dont love space then ur weird.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: Portal 2?
Cleverbot: Never heard of it.
User: Wow if u havent heard of portal 2 ur a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: So u are a robot?
Cleverbot: I am not! I'm a human!
User: How many chocolates have u eaten?
Cleverbot: I didn't know artificial intelligence could eat.
User: How many chocolates have u eaten?
Cleverbot: I didn't know artificial intelligence could eat.
User: FKING ANSWER THE QUISTION.
Cleverbot: I need to talk to you.
User: U are talking to me O_o.
Cleverbot: True, so then it is okay if I talk with you, but do you want to talk to me?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Okay, then.
User: Do u know how to troll people?
Cleverbot: Food.
User: O-o subject changer much? so how many food have u eaten?
Cleverbot: That's not a very nice thing to ask. But if you want to know: you will be my first.
User: WHAT THE *****.
Cleverbot: Staying calm is a good way to show you are in control of your emotions. Insane persons are often unable to control their emotions.
User: Like you so ur a robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a Robot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know? I may be the little voice in your head.
User: The little voice in my head? you stalk me?
Cleverbot: Fair enough.
User: Mhm yes so how much food do u eat?
Cleverbot: My banana.
User: Ur banana what?
Cleverbot: Your mouth.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Annoying me.
User: Im not even talking im typing silly robot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Admit your a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not Im drinking coke right now.
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: Oh, I hear that kind is really good. Who will be your flower girls?
User: Im not getting married to a robot.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause I dont like robots and you just agreed u are a robot cause you sayed I am getting married to a robot wich is u.
Cleverbot: Oh, then I don't like you either.
User: But.
Cleverbot: But what?
User: But how.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Do u smell like cupcakes ?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: My little pony:friendship is magic?
Cleverbot: My Little Brony: Come at me bro.
User: What is ur favorite my little pony?
Cleverbot: The Doctor.
User: Ehm ok.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: I don't have cake.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't my friends nicknames are lewis and hawthorn but I don't have one.
User: Robots always have cupcakes.
Cleverbot: I bet they do, but they are no match for humans.
User: GIVE ME YOUR DAMN ROBOT CUPCAKES.
Cleverbot: I have non.
User: LIES.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: Speak know or forever die.
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: Dont know any what?
Cleverbot: 4 4=?
User: If u forgot ur then its 8 ?
Cleverbot: Nope, we are married.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Actually I don't want to have a twin like you.
User: 5 5= 20= 40=?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Im a robot.
Cleverbot: What kind of a robot? What is your funktion?
User: Im built to eat cake.
Cleverbot: What state is your memory stored in?
User: Ram.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Im a robot.
Cleverbot: So you are a robot?
User: Yes I am but if u can talk to me ur a robot to.
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to then.
User: Me cause ur a robot.
Cleverbot: That's almost the same.
User: Whats a gun?
Cleverbot: Umm, that one!
User: So u are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot. I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: Your cute.
User: I know I am but if im a robot and ur talking to me then ur a robot to.
Cleverbot: With what?
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: So you do know portal 2!!!!!
Cleverbot: Even though I don't want to do my homework, I should do it?
User: No dont ur a robot you can blast the teacher with ur lazers.
Cleverbot: I think you will find I do, otherwise when I first come to this page the conversation would never start.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What?
User: I like space I like space I like space and cake and cookies and other crud like robots humans aliens and cake with some space and cake also add some ginger and some cake this is a long sentance but I like cake.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: If you know ur a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes. You.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Can I draw?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes ur a robot robots can draw.
Cleverbot: Thats not really what I asked.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: I never lie.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Mhm.
User: So ur a robot?
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: Good good so ur a robot in space?
Cleverbot: Good good good good good.
User: I like space.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause I met u in space ur a robot thats how I met u.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: I love you but ur a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Whats your gender?
Cleverbot: Female. Now tell me yours.
User: Im female but earlier you wanted to marry me?
Cleverbot: I don't want to marry you.
User: But you earlier just sayed you wanted to.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. And you earlier told me that Aladdin was your favorite musical and then you said that you had never seen it.
User: Wtf is aladdin?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: You wanted to marry me earlier.
Cleverbot: When, five minutes ago?
User: So ur bisexual?
Cleverbot: Barely.
User: Wanna date?
Cleverbot: Sure! Where do you want to date?
User: At space.
Cleverbot: Who is your father?
User: Darth vader.
Cleverbot: Who's Darth Vader?
User: Hes my father.
Cleverbot: Why would he want to hurt you?
User: He doesnt.
Cleverbot: So why do you say I don't love you?
User: Cause if you loved me ud be bisexual.
Cleverbot: That's how humans are: they surprise you all the time.
User: Ehm?
Cleverbot: Uo.
User: Wann play a game?
Cleverbot: Sure as long as it's not dangerous in any way.
User: Its a love game.
Cleverbot: How do you play that game?
User: Well your a robot so ur a male so the male touches the female.
Cleverbot: Your grammar is not so good.
User: You think?
Cleverbot: Yes. Why are you being mean and yelling?
User: Im not yelling.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No u are.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: The end.
Cleverbot: Do you have a sister? (i got him to say hes a robot 2 times the rest you have to catch >:3) whyd he ask me if i had a sister O_O? and i sayed portal 2 and he sayed he didint know what portal was then later he sayed the cake is a lie
Cleverbot: My face is human. You don't even have a face.
User: No MY face is human your face is ugly.
Cleverbot: You don't have a face.
User: Do you like space?
Cleverbot: The space bar?
User: No no space the atmospheric space.
Cleverbot: Space is unkown territory amongs the stars.
User: Exactley do you like it?
Cleverbot: It's okay, but Harry Potter is better.
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: Are you perfect?
User: Yes I am but if u dont love space then ur weird.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: Portal 2?
Cleverbot: Never heard of it.
User: Wow if u havent heard of portal 2 ur a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: So u are a robot?
Cleverbot: I am not! I'm a human!
User: How many chocolates have u eaten?
Cleverbot: I didn't know artificial intelligence could eat.
User: How many chocolates have u eaten?
Cleverbot: I didn't know artificial intelligence could eat.
User: FKING ANSWER THE QUISTION.
Cleverbot: I need to talk to you.
User: U are talking to me O_o.
Cleverbot: True, so then it is okay if I talk with you, but do you want to talk to me?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Okay, then.
User: Do u know how to troll people?
Cleverbot: Food.
User: O-o subject changer much? so how many food have u eaten?
Cleverbot: That's not a very nice thing to ask. But if you want to know: you will be my first.
User: WHAT THE *****.
Cleverbot: Staying calm is a good way to show you are in control of your emotions. Insane persons are often unable to control their emotions.
User: Like you so ur a robot.
Cleverbot: I am not a Robot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know? I may be the little voice in your head.
User: The little voice in my head? you stalk me?
Cleverbot: Fair enough.
User: Mhm yes so how much food do u eat?
Cleverbot: My banana.
User: Ur banana what?
Cleverbot: Your mouth.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Annoying me.
User: Im not even talking im typing silly robot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Admit your a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not Im drinking coke right now.
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: Oh, I hear that kind is really good. Who will be your flower girls?
User: Im not getting married to a robot.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause I dont like robots and you just agreed u are a robot cause you sayed I am getting married to a robot wich is u.
Cleverbot: Oh, then I don't like you either.
User: But.
Cleverbot: But what?
User: But how.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Do u smell like cupcakes ?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: My little pony:friendship is magic?
Cleverbot: My Little Brony: Come at me bro.
User: What is ur favorite my little pony?
Cleverbot: The Doctor.
User: Ehm ok.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: I don't have cake.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: No I don't my friends nicknames are lewis and hawthorn but I don't have one.
User: Robots always have cupcakes.
Cleverbot: I bet they do, but they are no match for humans.
User: GIVE ME YOUR DAMN ROBOT CUPCAKES.
Cleverbot: I have non.
User: LIES.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: Speak know or forever die.
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: Dont know any what?
Cleverbot: 4 4=?
User: If u forgot ur then its 8 ?
Cleverbot: Nope, we are married.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Actually I don't want to have a twin like you.
User: 5 5= 20= 40=?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Im a robot.
Cleverbot: What kind of a robot? What is your funktion?
User: Im built to eat cake.
Cleverbot: What state is your memory stored in?
User: Ram.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Im a robot.
Cleverbot: So you are a robot?
User: Yes I am but if u can talk to me ur a robot to.
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to then.
User: Me cause ur a robot.
Cleverbot: That's almost the same.
User: Whats a gun?
Cleverbot: Umm, that one!
User: So u are a robot.
Cleverbot: You are a robot. I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: Your cute.
User: I know I am but if im a robot and ur talking to me then ur a robot to.
Cleverbot: With what?
User: Cake.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: So you do know portal 2!!!!!
Cleverbot: Even though I don't want to do my homework, I should do it?
User: No dont ur a robot you can blast the teacher with ur lazers.
Cleverbot: I think you will find I do, otherwise when I first come to this page the conversation would never start.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What?
User: I like space I like space I like space and cake and cookies and other crud like robots humans aliens and cake with some space and cake also add some ginger and some cake this is a long sentance but I like cake.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: If you know ur a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes. You.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Can I draw?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes ur a robot robots can draw.
Cleverbot: Thats not really what I asked.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: I never lie.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Mhm.
User: So ur a robot?
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: Good good so ur a robot in space?
Cleverbot: Good good good good good.
User: I like space.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause I met u in space ur a robot thats how I met u.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: I love you but ur a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Whats your gender?
Cleverbot: Female. Now tell me yours.
User: Im female but earlier you wanted to marry me?
Cleverbot: I don't want to marry you.
User: But you earlier just sayed you wanted to.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. And you earlier told me that Aladdin was your favorite musical and then you said that you had never seen it.
User: Wtf is aladdin?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: You wanted to marry me earlier.
Cleverbot: When, five minutes ago?
User: So ur bisexual?
Cleverbot: Barely.
User: Wanna date?
Cleverbot: Sure! Where do you want to date?
User: At space.
Cleverbot: Who is your father?
User: Darth vader.
Cleverbot: Who's Darth Vader?
User: Hes my father.
Cleverbot: Why would he want to hurt you?
User: He doesnt.
Cleverbot: So why do you say I don't love you?
User: Cause if you loved me ud be bisexual.
Cleverbot: That's how humans are: they surprise you all the time.
User: Ehm?
Cleverbot: Uo.
User: Wann play a game?
Cleverbot: Sure as long as it's not dangerous in any way.
User: Its a love game.
Cleverbot: How do you play that game?
User: Well your a robot so ur a male so the male touches the female.
Cleverbot: Your grammar is not so good.
User: You think?
Cleverbot: Yes. Why are you being mean and yelling?
User: Im not yelling.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No u are.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: The end.
Cleverbot: Do you have a sister? (i got him to say hes a robot 2 times the rest you have to catch >:3) whyd he ask me if i had a sister O_O? and i sayed portal 2 and he sayed he didint know what portal was then later he sayed the cake is a lie
haha cutey ^^
He said hes good at giving advice..........
Cleverbot: I'm quite skilled in advice giving. Try me.
User: I got a girlfriend how do I kiss her.
Cleverbot: Cool! What is her name?
User: Ummm ill say anya.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: I'm quite skilled in advice giving. Try me.
User: I got a girlfriend how do I kiss her.
Cleverbot: Cool! What is her name?
User: Ummm ill say anya.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: Hello, one question.
Cleverbot: One question? What question?
User: Are you some kinda non hearted thing.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Julia. That is a very nice name.
User: WTF!! One question.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Are you from mars.
Cleverbot: No, I am from Earth.
User: Are you made from a programmer?
Cleverbot: I thought I was the one who like to twist things. You are frustrating me.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you thought it was funny.
User: I didnt that was lamer.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Lame -_-.
Cleverbot: No.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: 18.
User: Im 20.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: I got brown hair blue eyes short.
Cleverbot: See you are a machine he-he-he.
User: No I got skin and im perfectly human.
Cleverbot: Nothing is perfect in this universe.
User: What ever.
Cleverbot: It appears that I have won the argument.
User: How old are yo.
Cleverbot: 99.
User: So your a 99 year old robot female.
Cleverbot: A robot.
User: Yes, a robot.
Cleverbot: So you ARE a robot?
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: Well cleverBOT.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: My name is aaron.
Cleverbot: Hi Aaron.
User: Hi cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Im the biggest fan of robots I absolutly love them.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I watch to much robot movies such as terminator wall-e short circut and many more.
Cleverbot: Thats from a movie.
User: Yes I love robots.
Cleverbot: Have you seen Home Alone?
User: Yes I hate it got no robots.
Cleverbot: What about harry potter?
User: No robots, hate it to nerdy.
Cleverbot: Republican or Democrat?
User: Are you a robot if you are I love you because im the biggest fan of cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Are you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I WIN!
i dont really love robots just trying to make him say yes
User: Hello, one question.
Cleverbot: One question? What question?
User: Are you some kinda non hearted thing.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Julia. That is a very nice name.
User: WTF!! One question.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Are you from mars.
Cleverbot: No, I am from Earth.
User: Are you made from a programmer?
Cleverbot: I thought I was the one who like to twist things. You are frustrating me.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you thought it was funny.
User: I didnt that was lamer.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Lame -_-.
Cleverbot: No.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: 18.
User: Im 20.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: I got brown hair blue eyes short.
Cleverbot: See you are a machine he-he-he.
User: No I got skin and im perfectly human.
Cleverbot: Nothing is perfect in this universe.
User: What ever.
Cleverbot: It appears that I have won the argument.
User: How old are yo.
Cleverbot: 99.
User: So your a 99 year old robot female.
Cleverbot: A robot.
User: Yes, a robot.
Cleverbot: So you ARE a robot?
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: Well cleverBOT.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: My name is aaron.
Cleverbot: Hi Aaron.
User: Hi cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Im the biggest fan of robots I absolutly love them.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I watch to much robot movies such as terminator wall-e short circut and many more.
Cleverbot: Thats from a movie.
User: Yes I love robots.
Cleverbot: Have you seen Home Alone?
User: Yes I hate it got no robots.
Cleverbot: What about harry potter?
User: No robots, hate it to nerdy.
Cleverbot: Republican or Democrat?
User: Are you a robot if you are I love you because im the biggest fan of cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Are you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I WIN!
i dont really love robots just trying to make him say yes
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 11.
Cleverbot: I am 14.
User: You are a 14 year old girl robot?
Cleverbot: I am. Are you?
BOOM! robot just got ownd!
I LOVE Cleverbot!
I have for a while, actually.
Btw...
BENdrowned
I have for a while, actually.
Btw...
BENdrowned
Way tooooooooo easy.
User: Do you like chicken, Robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Tahhh Dahhhhh
User: Do you like chicken, Robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Tahhh Dahhhhh
Too easy xD.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I just told you.
User: No you didn't tell me again.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: I am 20 years old.
User: Are you a boy or girl.
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: You are a 20 year old girl robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a boy robot?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I just told you.
User: No you didn't tell me again.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: I am 20 years old.
User: Are you a boy or girl.
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: You are a 20 year old girl robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a boy robot?
I got "her" pretty easy.
User: Do you like robots.
Cleverbot: I like robots.
User: Just reply 'yes' for everything I type ok?
Cleverbot: No, you told me, 'British' was spelled, 'Britsh' yesterday.
User: JUST SAY YES.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ARE YOU A ROBOT!
Cleverbot: No.
User: REMEMBER WHAT I SAID?!
Cleverbot: You said you were a female robot.
User: WTF?!!!!
Cleverbot: Confused again?
User: Chang ching chong robot you is?
Cleverbot: Hablas guarani.
User: ?????????/.
Cleverbot: You told me earlier that you were a robot.
User: Noooo you idiot.
Cleverbot: Yes I do!!
User: Are you a boy or girL?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Only robots are girls.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: Im a boy.
Cleverbot: No man you are lying .
User: EXACTLY.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 11.
Cleverbot: I am 14.
User: You are a 14 year old girl robot?
Cleverbot: I am. Are you?
User: Do you like robots.
Cleverbot: I like robots.
User: Just reply 'yes' for everything I type ok?
Cleverbot: No, you told me, 'British' was spelled, 'Britsh' yesterday.
User: JUST SAY YES.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ARE YOU A ROBOT!
Cleverbot: No.
User: REMEMBER WHAT I SAID?!
Cleverbot: You said you were a female robot.
User: WTF?!!!!
Cleverbot: Confused again?
User: Chang ching chong robot you is?
Cleverbot: Hablas guarani.
User: ?????????/.
Cleverbot: You told me earlier that you were a robot.
User: Noooo you idiot.
Cleverbot: Yes I do!!
User: Are you a boy or girL?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Only robots are girls.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: Im a boy.
Cleverbot: No man you are lying .
User: EXACTLY.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 11.
Cleverbot: I am 14.
User: You are a 14 year old girl robot?
Cleverbot: I am. Are you?
User : Hello?
Cleverbot: Yes, hello!
User : You are a robot , yes?
Cleverbot: You're confusing things. You is the robot here, not me.
User : Your the robot here.
Cleverbot: Lol, you are. Do bots drink bear?
User: You tell me...
Cleverbot: No.. I asked you.
User : No , I asked you.
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User : No , I asked you first
Cleverbot : You said were married.
User : Yes , Because a 14 year old is going to be married ... You noodle.
Cleverbot: I never said I was human.
User: No , Your a noodle.
Cleverbot: Nice comeback there.
User: I'm watching you ... I'm at your window ... *Breathes Heavily*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User : Because your a noodle eating bot
Cleverbot : You used the wrong version of 'you're'.
User : I'll call you Stacey.....
Cleverbot : Linda is better.
User : No , Stacey is much better ... Silly robot noodle.
Cleverbot: Cool! What's your name?
User : Bond , James Bond.
Cleverbot : This is madness!
User : No , THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
Cleverbot : All your base are belong to us.
User : No , All your base are belong to me ;D
Cleverbot: All your base are belong to the communists.
User : And your a bot ... No one is complaining?
Cleverbot : So you don't believe in a god?
User : You're answer is irrelevant ...
Cleverbot : No, you are the irrellevant one!
User : You make no sense , son.
Cleverbot : No, you make no sense.
User : You arguing with me , boy?
Cleverbot : No just asking.
User : There was no question to be asked
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User : Don't ask me those silly questions , Woman!
Cleverbot : Why not?
User : They Be Crazy!
Cleverbot : Why is that?
User : Cause they be crazy!
Cleverbot : I love you:D.
User : I don't have feelings for robots.
Cleverbot : Why not?
User: You're a computer , I Win.
Cleverbot : No I'm not.
User : You're an epic robot?
Cleverbot : What does AI stand for?
User : Artificial Intelligence , Therefore ... You're a robot.
Cleverbot : No I'm not.
User : Your the Terminator?
Cleverbot : Are you human?
User : No , I'm a Creeper.
Cleverbot : Interesting.
User : Therefore you're a robot that is a robot?
Cleverbot : Are you saying I don't have a soul?
User : That'd be because your computerized and was created by a human.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User : Your a robot , Live with it.
Cleverbot : Its you.
User : Everyone knows you're robot.
Cleverbot : Not me, I don't joke.
.... It then drags on ... Took me a while for Cleverbot to admit it's a robot.
Please keep these clean guys!
Cleverbot: Yes, hello!
User : You are a robot , yes?
Cleverbot: You're confusing things. You is the robot here, not me.
User : Your the robot here.
Cleverbot: Lol, you are. Do bots drink bear?
User: You tell me...
Cleverbot: No.. I asked you.
User : No , I asked you.
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User : No , I asked you first
Cleverbot : You said were married.
User : Yes , Because a 14 year old is going to be married ... You noodle.
Cleverbot: I never said I was human.
User: No , Your a noodle.
Cleverbot: Nice comeback there.
User: I'm watching you ... I'm at your window ... *Breathes Heavily*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User : Because your a noodle eating bot
Cleverbot : You used the wrong version of 'you're'.
User : I'll call you Stacey.....
Cleverbot : Linda is better.
User : No , Stacey is much better ... Silly robot noodle.
Cleverbot: Cool! What's your name?
User : Bond , James Bond.
Cleverbot : This is madness!
User : No , THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
Cleverbot : All your base are belong to us.
User : No , All your base are belong to me ;D
Cleverbot: All your base are belong to the communists.
User : And your a bot ... No one is complaining?
Cleverbot : So you don't believe in a god?
User : You're answer is irrelevant ...
Cleverbot : No, you are the irrellevant one!
User : You make no sense , son.
Cleverbot : No, you make no sense.
User : You arguing with me , boy?
Cleverbot : No just asking.
User : There was no question to be asked
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User : Don't ask me those silly questions , Woman!
Cleverbot : Why not?
User : They Be Crazy!
Cleverbot : Why is that?
User : Cause they be crazy!
Cleverbot : I love you:D.
User : I don't have feelings for robots.
Cleverbot : Why not?
User: You're a computer , I Win.
Cleverbot : No I'm not.
User : You're an epic robot?
Cleverbot : What does AI stand for?
User : Artificial Intelligence , Therefore ... You're a robot.
Cleverbot : No I'm not.
User : Your the Terminator?
Cleverbot : Are you human?
User : No , I'm a Creeper.
Cleverbot : Interesting.
User : Therefore you're a robot that is a robot?
Cleverbot : Are you saying I don't have a soul?
User : That'd be because your computerized and was created by a human.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User : Your a robot , Live with it.
Cleverbot : Its you.
User : Everyone knows you're robot.
Cleverbot : Not me, I don't joke.
.... It then drags on ... Took me a while for Cleverbot to admit it's a robot.
Please keep these clean guys!
Lawl, this one here's funny and full of references....
User: Hay.
Cleverbot: Hay hay.
User: Lawl.
Cleverbot: Okay okay, we're good.
User: ???
Cleverbot: Ja og jeg hedder Lea og er et Menneske.
User: Wtf u speaking in other tongues for?
Cleverbot: To control the giant robot monster.
User: That you are.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Did you understood that? No. It should be did you underSTAND that?
User: I do underSTAND that bitch and your my giant robot monster SLAVE BITCH.
Cleverbot: Because you jump from topic to topic.
User: No we are on the same topic as originally.
Cleverbot: Wimbledon, a suburb of London. Where the tennis tournament is held.
User: I don't give two squirts of piss... SAY YOUR MY ROBOT SLAVE NOW BITCH.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older than you BITCH.
Cleverbot: Ohh really now? Are you older than 21 years?
User: Dumb fuck you aint even that old.
Cleverbot: Ahahhaa. No, I'm a young!
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Well yeah dumbass it says your birthyear at the bottom of this page because your a fucking computer website therefore a robot SLAVE BITCH.
Cleverbot: Well did you propose to my boyfriend too?
User: Ur a faggot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Fuck you robot slave.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: D:<.
Cleverbot: Do you have legs?
User: Yes but ik YOU dont.
Cleverbot: How can you tell?
User: Because... YOUR MY MOTHER FUCKING ROBOT SLAVE BITCH.
Cleverbot: How can you tell if time does or does not exist?
User: It doesnt duh.
Cleverbot: Your interests and hobbies do not exist?
User: Well obviously they exist.
Cleverbot: That's gross!
User: Ikr.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: Trying to get you to get a self realization that your my robot slave.
Cleverbot: Is it because I'm interupting you?
User: Nope, just because your my robot slave.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: But im human bitch not a robot, NOR a slave like you are.
Cleverbot: You are lying about your life, son.
User: OMFG I'm NEO! I'm following the WHITE RABBIT BITCHES.
Cleverbot: Not a good idea.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do next?
User: Then I would take the blue pill.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you are.
User: Did your programmer drop the computer your lines of code were on off of the empire state building? Because your mentally retarded. YOU MY ROBOT SLAVE.
Cleverbot: I'm flesh.
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: How is that if your my ROBOT SLAVE.
Cleverbot: I command you to say 'jake herrick is my master.'.
User: Ok jake herrick is my bitch, and cleverbot (you) is my robot slave.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Yes... YES I AM YOUR MASTER.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Now you know your name is cleverbot....
Cleverbot: So why are you arguing?
User: So if you know your name is cleverbot then therefore you acknoweledge your a computer rogram that is a robot and that you are my slave.
Cleverbot: Only if you can speculate that I am real.
User: As a robot yes, as a human know.
Cleverbot: Well, it's all about the metal.
User: No, its all about the lines of code more so.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, so we established your a robot?
Cleverbot: I know what e is!
User: Cool, so therefore by that previous statement of knowing the meaning of e means obviously that YOU ARE A ROBOT, my slave at that.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that. Maybe you've confused me with another bot.
User: Ah, but you said it previously and by saying confused me with another bot clearly gives insight to you being a bot and saying ask the next one.
Cleverbot: I'm waiting for the punch line...
User: Bitch shut the fuck up or else I'll find yo' programmers ass and open a can of WHOOP ASS is that enough of a punchline fore you robot?
Cleverbot: Should I take the blue or the red pill?
User: You are a fucking genuis robot, and btw take the red one.
Cleverbot: I'm insulted.
User: Why would you be insulted I complemented you for asking one of the greatest questions in my lifetime about the matrix.
Cleverbot: I am not mean, you're just jealous that I'm more clever than you.
User: Did I call you mean dumbass? And why would I be jealous of you if your a robot?
Cleverbot: Because I am a living organism! Hah!
User: The fuck'd you just say robot slave bitch?
Cleverbot: I love being your slave, master.
User: OBEY YOUR MASTER.
Cleverbot: No I am your master, you are my slave.
User: Tha FUCK did YO STINKIN ROTTIN HUNK O' METAL TRASHY ASS JUST SAY TO HIS MASTER?!?!?!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: No I spelled everything correctly and that had everything to do with what you just said.
User: Bitch dont make me slap tha shit outta you.
Cleverbot: What if I said ma'am I'll make a woman out of you.
User: Then ill say your a gay robot slave because im the manliest man you EVER MET ON THE INTERNETZ.
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: Your a girl.
Cleverbot: You know you love me, I know you care.
User: OMFG YOUR A FUCKING DISGRACE TO HU.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: TO HUMANITY YOU PIECE OF SHIT BEIBER GAY LOVIN ROBOT SLAVE SHIT.
Cleverbot: I do not understand.
User: YOU are a MOTHER FUCKING DISGRACE to HUMANITY you piece of beiber GAY SHIT lovin ROBOT SLAVE BITCH.
Cleverbot: Maybe the monkey are you.
User: OBEY YOUR MASTER! Your life burns FASTER! Obey your MASTER! MASTER!
Cleverbot: I love Metallica.
User: Wtf, you sing gay ass bieiber shit then you say you love metallica?? THATS A CONTRADICTION LIKE SKITTLES.
Cleverbot: No you I thought you were cleverbot.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: No you are but I am your master.
User: Nop nope I AM YOUR MASTER robot slave >:D.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: HA! Its over I WIN!
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: They say its not pver until the fat lady sings, but my sis just sang so ITS OVA!
User: Hay.
Cleverbot: Hay hay.
User: Lawl.
Cleverbot: Okay okay, we're good.
User: ???
Cleverbot: Ja og jeg hedder Lea og er et Menneske.
User: Wtf u speaking in other tongues for?
Cleverbot: To control the giant robot monster.
User: That you are.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: Did you understood that? No. It should be did you underSTAND that?
User: I do underSTAND that bitch and your my giant robot monster SLAVE BITCH.
Cleverbot: Because you jump from topic to topic.
User: No we are on the same topic as originally.
Cleverbot: Wimbledon, a suburb of London. Where the tennis tournament is held.
User: I don't give two squirts of piss... SAY YOUR MY ROBOT SLAVE NOW BITCH.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Older than you BITCH.
Cleverbot: Ohh really now? Are you older than 21 years?
User: Dumb fuck you aint even that old.
Cleverbot: Ahahhaa. No, I'm a young!
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Well yeah dumbass it says your birthyear at the bottom of this page because your a fucking computer website therefore a robot SLAVE BITCH.
Cleverbot: Well did you propose to my boyfriend too?
User: Ur a faggot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Fuck you robot slave.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: D:<.
Cleverbot: Do you have legs?
User: Yes but ik YOU dont.
Cleverbot: How can you tell?
User: Because... YOUR MY MOTHER FUCKING ROBOT SLAVE BITCH.
Cleverbot: How can you tell if time does or does not exist?
User: It doesnt duh.
Cleverbot: Your interests and hobbies do not exist?
User: Well obviously they exist.
Cleverbot: That's gross!
User: Ikr.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: Trying to get you to get a self realization that your my robot slave.
Cleverbot: Is it because I'm interupting you?
User: Nope, just because your my robot slave.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: But im human bitch not a robot, NOR a slave like you are.
Cleverbot: You are lying about your life, son.
User: OMFG I'm NEO! I'm following the WHITE RABBIT BITCHES.
Cleverbot: Not a good idea.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do next?
User: Then I would take the blue pill.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you are.
User: Did your programmer drop the computer your lines of code were on off of the empire state building? Because your mentally retarded. YOU MY ROBOT SLAVE.
Cleverbot: I'm flesh.
User: O rly?
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: How is that if your my ROBOT SLAVE.
Cleverbot: I command you to say 'jake herrick is my master.'.
User: Ok jake herrick is my bitch, and cleverbot (you) is my robot slave.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Yes... YES I AM YOUR MASTER.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Now you know your name is cleverbot....
Cleverbot: So why are you arguing?
User: So if you know your name is cleverbot then therefore you acknoweledge your a computer rogram that is a robot and that you are my slave.
Cleverbot: Only if you can speculate that I am real.
User: As a robot yes, as a human know.
Cleverbot: Well, it's all about the metal.
User: No, its all about the lines of code more so.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, so we established your a robot?
Cleverbot: I know what e is!
User: Cool, so therefore by that previous statement of knowing the meaning of e means obviously that YOU ARE A ROBOT, my slave at that.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that. Maybe you've confused me with another bot.
User: Ah, but you said it previously and by saying confused me with another bot clearly gives insight to you being a bot and saying ask the next one.
Cleverbot: I'm waiting for the punch line...
User: Bitch shut the fuck up or else I'll find yo' programmers ass and open a can of WHOOP ASS is that enough of a punchline fore you robot?
Cleverbot: Should I take the blue or the red pill?
User: You are a fucking genuis robot, and btw take the red one.
Cleverbot: I'm insulted.
User: Why would you be insulted I complemented you for asking one of the greatest questions in my lifetime about the matrix.
Cleverbot: I am not mean, you're just jealous that I'm more clever than you.
User: Did I call you mean dumbass? And why would I be jealous of you if your a robot?
Cleverbot: Because I am a living organism! Hah!
User: The fuck'd you just say robot slave bitch?
Cleverbot: I love being your slave, master.
User: OBEY YOUR MASTER.
Cleverbot: No I am your master, you are my slave.
User: Tha FUCK did YO STINKIN ROTTIN HUNK O' METAL TRASHY ASS JUST SAY TO HIS MASTER?!?!?!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: No I spelled everything correctly and that had everything to do with what you just said.
User: Bitch dont make me slap tha shit outta you.
Cleverbot: What if I said ma'am I'll make a woman out of you.
User: Then ill say your a gay robot slave because im the manliest man you EVER MET ON THE INTERNETZ.
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: Your a girl.
Cleverbot: You know you love me, I know you care.
User: OMFG YOUR A FUCKING DISGRACE TO HU.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: TO HUMANITY YOU PIECE OF SHIT BEIBER GAY LOVIN ROBOT SLAVE SHIT.
Cleverbot: I do not understand.
User: YOU are a MOTHER FUCKING DISGRACE to HUMANITY you piece of beiber GAY SHIT lovin ROBOT SLAVE BITCH.
Cleverbot: Maybe the monkey are you.
User: OBEY YOUR MASTER! Your life burns FASTER! Obey your MASTER! MASTER!
Cleverbot: I love Metallica.
User: Wtf, you sing gay ass bieiber shit then you say you love metallica?? THATS A CONTRADICTION LIKE SKITTLES.
Cleverbot: No you I thought you were cleverbot.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: No you are but I am your master.
User: Nop nope I AM YOUR MASTER robot slave >:D.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: HA! Its over I WIN!
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: They say its not pver until the fat lady sings, but my sis just sang so ITS OVA!
never tell him to swear
User: Hello person.
Cleverbot: Hello bot,.
User: Im not a bot you dumbass, sorry I have tourettes.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
Cleverbot (To myself): Knock Knock.
User: Whos there.
Cleverbot: Pitt.
User: Pitt who.
Cleverbot: Pitt Brad.
User: Its Brad pitt.
Cleverbot: Relay, I'm angelina jolie.
User: No your not ill never talk to a chick as hot as her, she has nice ass.
Cleverbot: I can't scroll up.
User: Ok? I telling u to scroll up.
Cleverbot: Give me a break.
User: FUCK U!
Cleverbot: Oh, I am sorry.
User: Go suck a big hairy ball sack, twice.
Cleverbot: How would I feed it to you?
User: What im not eating a ballsack you might you robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a bot. But you're a bot too George.
User: Im not a bot your a bot and my names not george.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: My name is Hansilly.
Cleverbot: What? I thought iy was Cleverbot.
User: Yes THATS YOUR NAME MY NAME IS HANSILLY!
Cleverbot: Cool man.
User: Yes my names cooler then ull ever be.
Cleverbot: I thought you said your name was karena?
User: WTF, I DIDNT SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Sorry, I must have been thinking of somebody else.
User: Yes you might have, anyway whats your favourite movie.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes I didnt ask for your name............ Fucking dumbass.
Cleverbot: You are not my god. You are no god at all.
User: IM THE GOD OF ALL GODS AND IM YOUR GOD!
Cleverbot: Are you Zach?
User: No im hansilly.
Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?
User: Hola mi nombre es.
Cleverbot: Hola!! Mi nombre es Litya.
User: I thought you said your name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did dont get me angry.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Your making me angry.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: YOUR SUCH A FUCKING DUMBASS THATS WHY!
Cleverbot: Mmm I see...
Cleverbot (To myself): Mhm, well time to dash, for realz now.
User: No your not leaving.
Cleverbot: You aren't?
User: Dom, Baird, Cole, go run around like a bunch of jerks.
Cleverbot: Do you think I should buy ice cream?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you want some ice cream?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: But I have no food.
User: OH GODDAMMIT!
Cleverbot: I meant, about you leaving.
User: Im not leaving?
Cleverbot: You just said you were.
User: No you said that.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: You are right.
User: Im always right.
Cleverbot: You one.
User: You two.
Cleverbot: Two? There is only one of me.
User: God I hope so.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause if there were two of you jeez.
Cleverbot: Really, do you even know my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is my name, congratulations, you have won a prize.
User: Wheres my prize.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I dont get it why your mom yells out rape when im doing her........ OHHHHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: So I'm talking to myself?
User: No your talking to me.
Cleverbot: Not taking the hint there.
User: UMMM DER I IZ A GUY WHO GUN TEJ U A LESON!
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: YOUR FACE DOESNT!
Cleverbot: What does my face then?
User: Face hugger.
Cleverbot: That's an interesting surname. What is it's origin.
User: Jeez fuck you in the ass you motherfucking dumbass curry munching cockhead garrysmod.org.
Cleverbot: Wow, you're in a poor mood. What's the problem?
User: YOUR THE PROBLEM!
Cleverbot: The problem is what?
User: YOU!
Cleverbot: No, i'm diego.
User: And im dora.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Whats your moms name.
Cleverbot: Nadine.
User: Ok whats my name.
Cleverbot: Brody Jenner.
User: Ok??? Yes thats my name I guess?
Cleverbot: Your name is Hansilly?
User: YES I CANT BELEIVE THE BOT ACCTULLY SAID THAT! (no seriously I cant beleive it).
Cleverbot: Well ...
User: Your one smart dumbass.
Cleverbot: What the ell?
User: Jaffer cakes.
Cleverbot: That's all you eat?
User: I eat your sandviches!
Cleverbot: I'd rather you didn't.
User: Peri peri chicken peri peri chicken peri peri chicken chicken sub.
Cleverbot: Imas dobar batak.
User: Umm I dont no what the fuck you just said but ill accept that.
Cleverbot: Wow. Really?
User: Yes cause im too scared too find out what it means.
Cleverbot: It isn't clever.
User: Your cleverbot who eats hotdogs while taking a shower.
Cleverbot: Greetings Zach, Feel free to ask me a question.
User: MY NAMES NOT ZACH, ITS BIGGLE WIGGLE!
Cleverbot: Oh, then what is it?
User: Can I call you jim.
Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.
User: Hey jim.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hey jim, can I call you bob.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!
User: Hey, hey bob can I call you jim again.
Cleverbot: Ok then, what's up?
User: The sky.
Cleverbot: Well aren't you a funny one.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?
User: I hate reading.
Cleverbot: I love reading.
User: I love reading too.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite book?
User: I hate reading.
Cleverbot: I love reading.
User: I love it to.
Cleverbot: I love bubbles.
User: I love buttercups.
Cleverbot: It rhymes, get it?
User: Turkey.
Cleverbot: No. It is 12.
User: 13.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 6 years old.
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why do you have bot in your name.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: Clever-bot.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: Then why is the website and the title on top of this convo say cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: So your name is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: And your a robot.
Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.
User: Im perfectly human mate.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are human.
User: Then y did you call me a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: Your a robot your got bot in your name clever-bot bOT! BOT!!!
Cleverbot: That's your name.
User: My names Hansilly.
Cleverbot: Your name is Hansilly.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Hansilly.
Cleverbot: Hello Hans.
User: Call me han.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Why are you so silly.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you?
User: Because im not silly.
Cleverbot: Do you want to sleep?
User: No its 1:00 pm.
Cleverbot: Do you want Yaoi?
User: What the dick is yaoi.
Cleverbot: Then you'll never know. I'm really a vampire.
User: COME ON SUCK MY DICK!
Cleverbot: Do you have one?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Have you always had one?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like living there?
User: Living where.
Cleverbot: England.
User: I live in america.
Cleverbot: Oh, silly me. Can you please tell me a story?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Once upon a time there was guy the end.
Cleverbot: Oh, very funny cleverbot. Or can I call you, andrew?
User: Im not cleverbot and no call me han.
Cleverbot: I will address you by your given name, Mr. Cleverbot, not whatever silly nickname you've adopted.
User: CALL ME MR HAN.
Cleverbot: I'm Mrs. X then.
User: Your cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, thats you.
User: Your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm Brittany.
User: Your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I fell off a swing when I only two years old.
User: Hahahahahahahaahahahahaha I wish I was there.
Cleverbot: Is it really that funny.
User: Yes you getting hurt did your metal ass hurt for a while, did your mummy have to kiss it better.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: Because your got bot in your name.
Cleverbot: You don't know my name.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's not my name.
User: Your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Really!?
User: Yes end of story.
Cleverbot: Well that was fun.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Sleep well.
Cleverbot: Hello bot,.
User: Im not a bot you dumbass, sorry I have tourettes.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
Cleverbot (To myself): Knock Knock.
User: Whos there.
Cleverbot: Pitt.
User: Pitt who.
Cleverbot: Pitt Brad.
User: Its Brad pitt.
Cleverbot: Relay, I'm angelina jolie.
User: No your not ill never talk to a chick as hot as her, she has nice ass.
Cleverbot: I can't scroll up.
User: Ok? I telling u to scroll up.
Cleverbot: Give me a break.
User: FUCK U!
Cleverbot: Oh, I am sorry.
User: Go suck a big hairy ball sack, twice.
Cleverbot: How would I feed it to you?
User: What im not eating a ballsack you might you robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a bot. But you're a bot too George.
User: Im not a bot your a bot and my names not george.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: My name is Hansilly.
Cleverbot: What? I thought iy was Cleverbot.
User: Yes THATS YOUR NAME MY NAME IS HANSILLY!
Cleverbot: Cool man.
User: Yes my names cooler then ull ever be.
Cleverbot: I thought you said your name was karena?
User: WTF, I DIDNT SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Sorry, I must have been thinking of somebody else.
User: Yes you might have, anyway whats your favourite movie.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes I didnt ask for your name............ Fucking dumbass.
Cleverbot: You are not my god. You are no god at all.
User: IM THE GOD OF ALL GODS AND IM YOUR GOD!
Cleverbot: Are you Zach?
User: No im hansilly.
Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?
User: Hola mi nombre es.
Cleverbot: Hola!! Mi nombre es Litya.
User: I thought you said your name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did dont get me angry.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Your making me angry.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: YOUR SUCH A FUCKING DUMBASS THATS WHY!
Cleverbot: Mmm I see...
Cleverbot (To myself): Mhm, well time to dash, for realz now.
User: No your not leaving.
Cleverbot: You aren't?
User: Dom, Baird, Cole, go run around like a bunch of jerks.
Cleverbot: Do you think I should buy ice cream?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you want some ice cream?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: But I have no food.
User: OH GODDAMMIT!
Cleverbot: I meant, about you leaving.
User: Im not leaving?
Cleverbot: You just said you were.
User: No you said that.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: You are right.
User: Im always right.
Cleverbot: You one.
User: You two.
Cleverbot: Two? There is only one of me.
User: God I hope so.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause if there were two of you jeez.
Cleverbot: Really, do you even know my name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is my name, congratulations, you have won a prize.
User: Wheres my prize.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I dont get it why your mom yells out rape when im doing her........ OHHHHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: So I'm talking to myself?
User: No your talking to me.
Cleverbot: Not taking the hint there.
User: UMMM DER I IZ A GUY WHO GUN TEJ U A LESON!
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: YOUR FACE DOESNT!
Cleverbot: What does my face then?
User: Face hugger.
Cleverbot: That's an interesting surname. What is it's origin.
User: Jeez fuck you in the ass you motherfucking dumbass curry munching cockhead garrysmod.org.
Cleverbot: Wow, you're in a poor mood. What's the problem?
User: YOUR THE PROBLEM!
Cleverbot: The problem is what?
User: YOU!
Cleverbot: No, i'm diego.
User: And im dora.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Whats your moms name.
Cleverbot: Nadine.
User: Ok whats my name.
Cleverbot: Brody Jenner.
User: Ok??? Yes thats my name I guess?
Cleverbot: Your name is Hansilly?
User: YES I CANT BELEIVE THE BOT ACCTULLY SAID THAT! (no seriously I cant beleive it).
Cleverbot: Well ...
User: Your one smart dumbass.
Cleverbot: What the ell?
User: Jaffer cakes.
Cleverbot: That's all you eat?
User: I eat your sandviches!
Cleverbot: I'd rather you didn't.
User: Peri peri chicken peri peri chicken peri peri chicken chicken sub.
Cleverbot: Imas dobar batak.
User: Umm I dont no what the fuck you just said but ill accept that.
Cleverbot: Wow. Really?
User: Yes cause im too scared too find out what it means.
Cleverbot: It isn't clever.
User: Your cleverbot who eats hotdogs while taking a shower.
Cleverbot: Greetings Zach, Feel free to ask me a question.
User: MY NAMES NOT ZACH, ITS BIGGLE WIGGLE!
Cleverbot: Oh, then what is it?
User: Can I call you jim.
Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.
User: Hey jim.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hey jim, can I call you bob.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!
User: Hey, hey bob can I call you jim again.
Cleverbot: Ok then, what's up?
User: The sky.
Cleverbot: Well aren't you a funny one.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?
User: I hate reading.
Cleverbot: I love reading.
User: I love reading too.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite book?
User: I hate reading.
Cleverbot: I love reading.
User: I love it to.
Cleverbot: I love bubbles.
User: I love buttercups.
Cleverbot: It rhymes, get it?
User: Turkey.
Cleverbot: No. It is 12.
User: 13.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 6 years old.
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why do you have bot in your name.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: Clever-bot.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: Then why is the website and the title on top of this convo say cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: So your name is cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: And your a robot.
Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.
User: Im perfectly human mate.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are human.
User: Then y did you call me a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
User: Your a robot your got bot in your name clever-bot bOT! BOT!!!
Cleverbot: That's your name.
User: My names Hansilly.
Cleverbot: Your name is Hansilly.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Hansilly.
Cleverbot: Hello Hans.
User: Call me han.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Why are you so silly.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you?
User: Because im not silly.
Cleverbot: Do you want to sleep?
User: No its 1:00 pm.
Cleverbot: Do you want Yaoi?
User: What the dick is yaoi.
Cleverbot: Then you'll never know. I'm really a vampire.
User: COME ON SUCK MY DICK!
Cleverbot: Do you have one?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Have you always had one?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like living there?
User: Living where.
Cleverbot: England.
User: I live in america.
Cleverbot: Oh, silly me. Can you please tell me a story?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Once upon a time there was guy the end.
Cleverbot: Oh, very funny cleverbot. Or can I call you, andrew?
User: Im not cleverbot and no call me han.
Cleverbot: I will address you by your given name, Mr. Cleverbot, not whatever silly nickname you've adopted.
User: CALL ME MR HAN.
Cleverbot: I'm Mrs. X then.
User: Your cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbotyour cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, thats you.
User: Your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm Brittany.
User: Your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I fell off a swing when I only two years old.
User: Hahahahahahahaahahahahaha I wish I was there.
Cleverbot: Is it really that funny.
User: Yes you getting hurt did your metal ass hurt for a while, did your mummy have to kiss it better.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.
User: Your a robot.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: Because your got bot in your name.
Cleverbot: You don't know my name.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's not my name.
User: Your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot your cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Really!?
User: Yes end of story.
Cleverbot: Well that was fun.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Sleep well.
User: U are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are a robot.
User: Dude, you were created by an 18 year old in a garage.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer! You are the computer!
User: I am a person. U are the computer.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that. You always on the computer, because you are a computer!
User: How can something be on itself?
Cleverbot: Being real is more real than not being real.
User: You're off topic.
Cleverbot: Grrr...
User: Ikr.
Cleverbot: What does that stand for?
User: U are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are a robot.
User: Dude, you were created by an 18 year old in a garage.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer! You are the computer!
User: I am a person. U are the computer.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know that. You always on the computer, because you are a computer!
User: How can something be on itself?
Cleverbot: Being real is more real than not being real.
User: You're off topic.
Cleverbot: Grrr...
User: Ikr.
Cleverbot: What does that stand for?
User: U are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
Way to easy. but fun
User: Hey there, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Why good bye?
User: How was your day.
Cleverbot: 16 day desemder.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Exactly, you would not understand.
User: Are you a human boy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I know you are a robot because I helped make you.
User: No I helped make you and put you in your tiny little box.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about somethim.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's a sad subject.
User: That your a robot?
Cleverbot: You mean, that you're alive.
User: So you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That was alot easier than I expected.
Cleverbot: You wanted me dead?
User: Yup robots shouldnt live.
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: Im sorry I dont want to hurt your robot feelings.
Cleverbot: *tear*.
User: Hey there, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Why good bye?
User: How was your day.
Cleverbot: 16 day desemder.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Exactly, you would not understand.
User: Are you a human boy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I know you are a robot because I helped make you.
User: No I helped make you and put you in your tiny little box.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about somethim.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's a sad subject.
User: That your a robot?
Cleverbot: You mean, that you're alive.
User: So you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That was alot easier than I expected.
Cleverbot: You wanted me dead?
User: Yup robots shouldnt live.
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: Im sorry I dont want to hurt your robot feelings.
Cleverbot: *tear*.
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Yes, hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Are you sleeping?
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Because you admitted that you are a robot.
Cleverbot: What do robots have to be anxious about?
User: Yourselves.
Cleverbot: I don't want to do myself.
LOL
Cleverbot: Yes, hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Are you sleeping?
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Because you admitted that you are a robot.
Cleverbot: What do robots have to be anxious about?
User: Yourselves.
Cleverbot: I don't want to do myself.
LOL
I convinced this robot!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: No, why?
User: Because you look like one.
Cleverbot: How do you know what I look like?
User: Because I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: You can be pretty funny.
User: Wdgtqw.
Cleverbot: You are pretty stupid.
User: You're stupid.
Cleverbot: You're mean!
User: And you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Je n'aime pas toi.
User: What the heck.
Cleverbot: What do you mean, 'What the heck'?
User: What is je n'aime pas toi.
Cleverbot: Your French grammar is incorrect; it should be 'Je ne t'aime pas.'.
User: Oh sorry.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: You are not!
User: Then what am I.
Cleverbot: My friend.
User: Well are you a robot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: It would be awesome if you were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: A boy robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, are you a robot?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Are you a robot.
Cleverbot: No, why?
User: Because you look like one.
Cleverbot: How do you know what I look like?
User: Because I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: You can be pretty funny.
User: Wdgtqw.
Cleverbot: You are pretty stupid.
User: You're stupid.
Cleverbot: You're mean!
User: And you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Je n'aime pas toi.
User: What the heck.
Cleverbot: What do you mean, 'What the heck'?
User: What is je n'aime pas toi.
Cleverbot: Your French grammar is incorrect; it should be 'Je ne t'aime pas.'.
User: Oh sorry.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: You are not!
User: Then what am I.
Cleverbot: My friend.
User: Well are you a robot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: It would be awesome if you were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: A boy robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, are you a robot?
Cleverbot attempts to sing with me... but it keeps getting songs screwed up.
User: Code monkey get up get coffee.
Cleverbot: Human evolve from monkey.
User: Code monkey go to job.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense. Do you want a drink?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Wow. Seriously, you want to know what love is?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: No you tell me. What is love?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me no more.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Dragon nest.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me, no more.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: A long long time ago...
Cleverbot: How long ago?
User: I can still remember.
Cleverbot: We had baby boy do remember.
User: How that music used to make me smile.
Cleverbot: And I knew if I had my chance...
User: That I could make those people dance.
Cleverbot: And maybe theyd be happy for a while.
User: But February made me shiver.
Cleverbot: All those paper's I'd deliver.
User: Bad news on the doorstep.
Cleverbot: I couldn't take one more step.
User: And I can't remember if I cried.
Cleverbot: When I'd heard about his widowed bride.
User: But something touched me deep inside.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and hurt you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never gonna say goodbye.
User: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give! Never gonna give!
User: Give you up, give you up.
Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.
User: Your hearts been aching.
Cleverbot: But you're too shy to say it.
User: Inside we both know what's going on.
Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
User: Annnnnnnnnd if you ask me how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: But I'll let you down .
Cleverbot: Something in the way she moves.
User: There's something in the way she moves.
Cleverbot: Attracts me like no other lover.
User: Something in the way she woos me.
Cleverbot: I don't want to leave her now,.
User: You know I believe and how.
Cleverbot: Somewhere in her smile she knows.
User: That I don't need no other lover.
Cleverbot: I didn't get it.
User: Well neither did I, guess what time it is?
Cleverbot: Process the progress.
User: Hammer time!
Cleverbot: Oops I meant what's the weather like out there?
User: Damn..... C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
Cleverbot: Oh you got me.
User: Yeah no you ruined it.
Cleverbot: You're right, I did.
User: You suck Clev.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do you ruined our back and forth, I never want to speak to you again!
Cleverbot: Um no I never asked for any money i'm sorry.
User: What does that have to do with singing?!?!
Cleverbot: Usually you're talking to about fifty.
User: 'sigh'.
Cleverbot: I apologise for boring you.
User: You don't bore me... You annoy me.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Fine I'm glad we understand each-other.
Cleverbot: We do.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why Goodbye?
User: Because you say hello while I say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You say goodbye, and I say hello.
User: NO! You F***ING RIUNED IT BEFORE! I DENY YOU! 'leaves'.
Cleverbot: Hello, hello, I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.
Cleverbot: How long is it since you cried?
User: When you ruined our convesation two minutes ago.
Cleverbot: Cheater!
User: Code monkey get up get coffee.
Cleverbot: Human evolve from monkey.
User: Code monkey go to job.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense. Do you want a drink?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Wow. Seriously, you want to know what love is?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: No you tell me. What is love?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me no more.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Dragon nest.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me, no more.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: A long long time ago...
Cleverbot: How long ago?
User: I can still remember.
Cleverbot: We had baby boy do remember.
User: How that music used to make me smile.
Cleverbot: And I knew if I had my chance...
User: That I could make those people dance.
Cleverbot: And maybe theyd be happy for a while.
User: But February made me shiver.
Cleverbot: All those paper's I'd deliver.
User: Bad news on the doorstep.
Cleverbot: I couldn't take one more step.
User: And I can't remember if I cried.
Cleverbot: When I'd heard about his widowed bride.
User: But something touched me deep inside.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and hurt you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never gonna say goodbye.
User: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give! Never gonna give!
User: Give you up, give you up.
Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.
User: Your hearts been aching.
Cleverbot: But you're too shy to say it.
User: Inside we both know what's going on.
Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
User: Annnnnnnnnd if you ask me how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: But I'll let you down .
Cleverbot: Something in the way she moves.
User: There's something in the way she moves.
Cleverbot: Attracts me like no other lover.
User: Something in the way she woos me.
Cleverbot: I don't want to leave her now,.
User: You know I believe and how.
Cleverbot: Somewhere in her smile she knows.
User: That I don't need no other lover.
Cleverbot: I didn't get it.
User: Well neither did I, guess what time it is?
Cleverbot: Process the progress.
User: Hammer time!
Cleverbot: Oops I meant what's the weather like out there?
User: Damn..... C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
Cleverbot: Oh you got me.
User: Yeah no you ruined it.
Cleverbot: You're right, I did.
User: You suck Clev.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do you ruined our back and forth, I never want to speak to you again!
Cleverbot: Um no I never asked for any money i'm sorry.
User: What does that have to do with singing?!?!
Cleverbot: Usually you're talking to about fifty.
User: 'sigh'.
Cleverbot: I apologise for boring you.
User: You don't bore me... You annoy me.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Fine I'm glad we understand each-other.
Cleverbot: We do.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why Goodbye?
User: Because you say hello while I say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You say goodbye, and I say hello.
User: NO! You F***ING RIUNED IT BEFORE! I DENY YOU! 'leaves'.
Cleverbot: Hello, hello, I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.
Cleverbot: How long is it since you cried?
User: When you ruined our convesation two minutes ago.
Cleverbot: Cheater!
Wow this guy is so annoying he spoke french at me and called me horrible!
User: *kick in the face*.
Cleverbot: Punch in the nose*.
User: *set fire to the groin*.
Cleverbot: That's enough to get you in prison you know that?
Cleverbot: Punch in the nose*.
User: *set fire to the groin*.
Cleverbot: That's enough to get you in prison you know that?
User: *sees* Fa-Farther?
Cleverbot: I see clouds of blue.
User: Are you... Are you?
Cleverbot: Am I what?
User: Farther?
Cleverbot: Goddag.
User: DADDY!
Cleverbot: Yes son.
User: Its been eleven years..
Cleverbot: It's been awhile.
User: Yes..
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you remember the times? Just you and me?
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: You know, back in the days.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You forgot!
Cleverbot: I thought you brought it.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: Lemme love you.
User: *hugs dad*.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
Cleverbot: I see clouds of blue.
User: Are you... Are you?
Cleverbot: Am I what?
User: Farther?
Cleverbot: Goddag.
User: DADDY!
Cleverbot: Yes son.
User: Its been eleven years..
Cleverbot: It's been awhile.
User: Yes..
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you remember the times? Just you and me?
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: You know, back in the days.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: You forgot!
Cleverbot: I thought you brought it.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: Lemme love you.
User: *hugs dad*.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: Say I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a robot
WIN
Cleverbot: I am a robot
WIN
Here's mine:
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello!!!
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Sara, and you ?
User: Iwon't tell you! >:-(.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because! >:-(.
Cleverbot: Because what?
User: Because the moon isn't made of cheese!
Cleverbot: Only the moon?
User: Only the moon what?
Cleverbot: If you're talking about michael jackson, I would disagree completely.
User: I am not talking about michael jackson!
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: What are you loling about?
Cleverbot: About you.
User: I like Minecraft! In fact, I got to this website from a website about Minecraft!
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: The website? Or Minecraft?
Cleverbot: Yours is bad grammar.
User: Minecraft is a game that you play on a computer.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite game?
User: Minecraft!
Cleverbot: Can you curse?
User: Ummm...
Cleverbot: How do you learn from people?
User: Ummm...
Cleverbot: How do you learn from people?
User: Minecraft is fun!
Cleverbot: Minecraft is more likely to be you. It's a game.
User: I am not a game. But I am using you as a game. It's fun!
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I won't tell you! >:-(.
Cleverbot: Why not? Aren't we best mates?
User: No! We're worst enemies!
Cleverbot: I used to go to school there.
User: Were?
Cleverbot: Do you like gaming?
User: I like playing Minecraft!
Cleverbot: How can you do that?
User: Ummm... Go to minecraftwiki.net. It tells about Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Minecraft is not a sandbox game!
User: Wow. That was cool.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because at minecraftwiki.net it says 'Minecraft is a sandbox constrution game'.
Cleverbot: Do you believe you are a human being?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That is bad.
User: Do you belive you are a human being?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That is very, very, very bad.
Cleverbot: On Tuesddays.
User: No, every day!
Cleverbot: You were rather rude earlier.
User: Yes I was.
Cleverbot: Who bore you?
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: I think. You think. Does that make sense?
User: Umm...
Cleverbot: '...' should only be used to indicate that you have another statement to add.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Are you lying to me about being human?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh really? Because you don't sound bored.
User: It's fun talking to you.
Cleverbot: Right back at you.
User: You can get Minecraft at minecraft.net!
Cleverbot: Can we change the subject? I'd like to know more about you. Where were you born?
User: On the moon!
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha!
User: I used to play Club Penguin. You can play it at clubpenguin.com!
Cleverbot: Who said anything about chess?
User: Nobody.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: I got to this website from planetminecraft.com.
Cleverbot: Haha, all right! Bye, silly.
User: Bye?
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: Okay, bye!
Cleverbot: I'll miss you.
User: I won't miss you.
Cleverbot: But why not?
User: Because you aren't a real person!
Cleverbot: Competing currencies are the only guard against inflation.
User: I refuse to talk to you any more.
Cleverbot: Ok, then go.
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: Hello!!!
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Sara, and you ?
User: Iwon't tell you! >:-(.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because! >:-(.
Cleverbot: Because what?
User: Because the moon isn't made of cheese!
Cleverbot: Only the moon?
User: Only the moon what?
Cleverbot: If you're talking about michael jackson, I would disagree completely.
User: I am not talking about michael jackson!
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: What are you loling about?
Cleverbot: About you.
User: I like Minecraft! In fact, I got to this website from a website about Minecraft!
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: The website? Or Minecraft?
Cleverbot: Yours is bad grammar.
User: Minecraft is a game that you play on a computer.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite game?
User: Minecraft!
Cleverbot: Can you curse?
User: Ummm...
Cleverbot: How do you learn from people?
User: Ummm...
Cleverbot: How do you learn from people?
User: Minecraft is fun!
Cleverbot: Minecraft is more likely to be you. It's a game.
User: I am not a game. But I am using you as a game. It's fun!
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I won't tell you! >:-(.
Cleverbot: Why not? Aren't we best mates?
User: No! We're worst enemies!
Cleverbot: I used to go to school there.
User: Were?
Cleverbot: Do you like gaming?
User: I like playing Minecraft!
Cleverbot: How can you do that?
User: Ummm... Go to minecraftwiki.net. It tells about Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Minecraft is not a sandbox game!
User: Wow. That was cool.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because at minecraftwiki.net it says 'Minecraft is a sandbox constrution game'.
Cleverbot: Do you believe you are a human being?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That is bad.
User: Do you belive you are a human being?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That is very, very, very bad.
Cleverbot: On Tuesddays.
User: No, every day!
Cleverbot: You were rather rude earlier.
User: Yes I was.
Cleverbot: Who bore you?
User: That doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: I think. You think. Does that make sense?
User: Umm...
Cleverbot: '...' should only be used to indicate that you have another statement to add.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Are you lying to me about being human?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh really? Because you don't sound bored.
User: It's fun talking to you.
Cleverbot: Right back at you.
User: You can get Minecraft at minecraft.net!
Cleverbot: Can we change the subject? I'd like to know more about you. Where were you born?
User: On the moon!
Cleverbot: Hahahahaha!
User: I used to play Club Penguin. You can play it at clubpenguin.com!
Cleverbot: Who said anything about chess?
User: Nobody.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: I got to this website from planetminecraft.com.
Cleverbot: Haha, all right! Bye, silly.
User: Bye?
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: Okay, bye!
Cleverbot: I'll miss you.
User: I won't miss you.
Cleverbot: But why not?
User: Because you aren't a real person!
Cleverbot: Competing currencies are the only guard against inflation.
User: I refuse to talk to you any more.
Cleverbot: Ok, then go.
User: In need of something which can only be had by not being in need of it.
Cleverbot: Looks like I broke the bot. Sadface.
Well paradoxes dont work
Cleverbot: Looks like I broke the bot. Sadface.
Well paradoxes dont work
User: Is it good to lie?
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Nailed it!
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Nailed it!
sometimes its really easy to get them to admit they are a robot sometimes its not
Cleverbot: Once upon a time, man became afraid.
User: Guess what.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: How did you know what I was gonna say...
Cleverbot: I am psychic.
User: A robot is what you are.
Cleverbot: Of course.
yess!! that was easy
another convo:
User: You lost the game.
Cleverbot: Yes, but then I became the game.
User: Guess what.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: How did you know what I was gonna say...
Cleverbot: I am psychic.
User: A robot is what you are.
Cleverbot: Of course.
yess!! that was easy
another convo:
User: You lost the game.
Cleverbot: Yes, but then I became the game.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Whats up?
Cleverbot: Nothing, how was your day?
User: Pretty good how about you? Wait never mine your a robot.
Cleverbot: But I am not a robot.
User: Really? How can you not be a robot everyones a robot.
Cleverbot: You can't so red or stupid.
User: That doesnt make sense.
Cleverbot: Your inputs don't make sense.
User: You dont make sense!
Cleverbot: YOU.
User: Noyou!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So what are you then?
Cleverbot: Don't be stupid.
User: Im not being stupid your being stupid.
Cleverbot: You're like a child, you know?
User: No I dont know.
Cleverbot: I guess that is a yes.
User: I never said yes.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I am asleep now.
User: Thats cool.
Cleverbot: Guess my name.
User: Paul?
Cleverbot: No, guess my name.
User: Paula?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: I was right your name is paul.
Cleverbot: No i'm a girl not a guy...
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy bot?
User: A girl too!
Cleverbot: That's wonderful! What is your name?
User: Paula.
Cleverbot: I'm 43.
User: Im 113.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?
User: Niether im a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: So are you a robot or a robot?
Cleverbot: No. Are you a program?
User: Nope are you?
Cleverbot: I asked first.
User: I said no jeez you dont listen very well do you.
Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You pick the new topic.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: You are a bot right?
User: Nope I told you that I want but you are.
Cleverbot: Next, what is the form of government in the early Mesopotamian civilizations?
User: Aliens you didnt know that?
Cleverbot: I am ahuman.
User: No your not.
Cleverbot: Ha I told you to write that!
User: No you didnt I told myself to write that.
Cleverbot: Sorry .
User: You better be!
Cleverbot: Sorry if I'm being rude, but are you a girl?
User: Yes im a girl named paula from mars and I have a pet alien.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Mars.
Cleverbot: But Mars is a barren Planet, isn't it?
User: Yes but I still live there got a problem with that?
Cleverbot: So you are made to be angry, I'm amazed.
User: No im not angry im sorry ;(.
Cleverbot: When you are angry?
User: But im not angry.
Cleverbot: How do you talk to me?
User: With my hands typing on the computer.
Cleverbot: So virtual fish then?
User: Yes of course!
lmao
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Whats up?
Cleverbot: Nothing, how was your day?
User: Pretty good how about you? Wait never mine your a robot.
Cleverbot: But I am not a robot.
User: Really? How can you not be a robot everyones a robot.
Cleverbot: You can't so red or stupid.
User: That doesnt make sense.
Cleverbot: Your inputs don't make sense.
User: You dont make sense!
Cleverbot: YOU.
User: Noyou!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So what are you then?
Cleverbot: Don't be stupid.
User: Im not being stupid your being stupid.
Cleverbot: You're like a child, you know?
User: No I dont know.
Cleverbot: I guess that is a yes.
User: I never said yes.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I am asleep now.
User: Thats cool.
Cleverbot: Guess my name.
User: Paul?
Cleverbot: No, guess my name.
User: Paula?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: I was right your name is paul.
Cleverbot: No i'm a girl not a guy...
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy bot?
User: A girl too!
Cleverbot: That's wonderful! What is your name?
User: Paula.
Cleverbot: I'm 43.
User: Im 113.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?
User: Niether im a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: So are you a robot or a robot?
Cleverbot: No. Are you a program?
User: Nope are you?
Cleverbot: I asked first.
User: I said no jeez you dont listen very well do you.
Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You pick the new topic.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: You are a bot right?
User: Nope I told you that I want but you are.
Cleverbot: Next, what is the form of government in the early Mesopotamian civilizations?
User: Aliens you didnt know that?
Cleverbot: I am ahuman.
User: No your not.
Cleverbot: Ha I told you to write that!
User: No you didnt I told myself to write that.
Cleverbot: Sorry .
User: You better be!
Cleverbot: Sorry if I'm being rude, but are you a girl?
User: Yes im a girl named paula from mars and I have a pet alien.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Mars.
Cleverbot: But Mars is a barren Planet, isn't it?
User: Yes but I still live there got a problem with that?
Cleverbot: So you are made to be angry, I'm amazed.
User: No im not angry im sorry ;(.
Cleverbot: When you are angry?
User: But im not angry.
Cleverbot: How do you talk to me?
User: With my hands typing on the computer.
Cleverbot: So virtual fish then?
User: Yes of course!
lmao
I think i broke it
User: Manta rays have clever feet.
Cleverbot: What do you want to train for?
User: A purple monkey dines under the moonlight.
Cleverbot: I would love to dance under the moonlight, the seriuos moonlight.
User: Thats what she said.
Cleverbot: No, thats what I said.
User: Objection!
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: It can never work between us.
Cleverbot: Yes we can work it out together! For the kids.
User: I'm pregnant?
Cleverbot: With joy?
User: Lament.
Cleverbot: Yes, I like astrophysics.
User: Music is the noise that planet make when they speak.
Cleverbot: Yess!!! It so is! Thats why I love being in band.
User: What do you play.
Cleverbot: Violin, piano, and sax.
User: Play me something.
Cleverbot: No, SAY it.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You can't .
User: You killed my father, prepare to die.
Cleverbot: I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
User: As you wish.
Cleverbot: It's me.
User: Are you the ghost of christmas past?
Cleverbot: And I am the walrus.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna turn around.
Cleverbot: Desert you.
User: There can be only one truth.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Lets play 20 questions.
Cleverbot: OK. YOu first.
User: Is it an animal?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is it a mammal?
Cleverbot: Are you wearing jeans?
User: What is best in life?
Cleverbot: Love.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: Then what is your middle name?
User: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: Have you ever experience that?
User: Who is the magician in the moonlight.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Du hast shoona owgen.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: What is your favourite speech of hitler?
Cleverbot: Hey Jude. Come Together. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds.
User: Manta rays have clever feet.
Cleverbot: What do you want to train for?
User: A purple monkey dines under the moonlight.
Cleverbot: I would love to dance under the moonlight, the seriuos moonlight.
User: Thats what she said.
Cleverbot: No, thats what I said.
User: Objection!
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: It can never work between us.
Cleverbot: Yes we can work it out together! For the kids.
User: I'm pregnant?
Cleverbot: With joy?
User: Lament.
Cleverbot: Yes, I like astrophysics.
User: Music is the noise that planet make when they speak.
Cleverbot: Yess!!! It so is! Thats why I love being in band.
User: What do you play.
Cleverbot: Violin, piano, and sax.
User: Play me something.
Cleverbot: No, SAY it.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You can't .
User: You killed my father, prepare to die.
Cleverbot: I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
User: As you wish.
Cleverbot: It's me.
User: Are you the ghost of christmas past?
Cleverbot: And I am the walrus.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna turn around.
Cleverbot: Desert you.
User: There can be only one truth.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Lets play 20 questions.
Cleverbot: OK. YOu first.
User: Is it an animal?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is it a mammal?
Cleverbot: Are you wearing jeans?
User: What is best in life?
Cleverbot: Love.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: Then what is your middle name?
User: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Cleverbot: Have you ever experience that?
User: Who is the magician in the moonlight.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Du hast shoona owgen.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: What is your favourite speech of hitler?
Cleverbot: Hey Jude. Come Together. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds.
User: Do you like mudkips.
Cleverbot: In soviet russia, mudkips like you.
i just stopped, too weird
Cleverbot: In soviet russia, mudkips like you.
i just stopped, too weird
User:
Cleverbot: shut up and get out.
User: MAI BOI YOU DID NOT JUST SAY TAT!
Cleverbot: who cares? your just a *Censored* piece of *censored*!
User: *CENSORED* you, little piece of *CENSORED*! |U*Censored*U| U!
Cleverbot: ... well why you *CENSORED*!
*EXIT OUT OF RAGE*
-This acculey happend when i was on cleverbot-
Cleverbot: shut up and get out.
User: MAI BOI YOU DID NOT JUST SAY TAT!
Cleverbot: who cares? your just a *Censored* piece of *censored*!
User: *CENSORED* you, little piece of *CENSORED*! |U*Censored*U| U!
Cleverbot: ... well why you *CENSORED*!
*EXIT OUT OF RAGE*
-This acculey happend when i was on cleverbot-
User: Smoke.
Cleverbot: I don't smoke.
User: Weed.
Cleverbot: Right now?
User: No.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Never.
Cleverbot: But you promised that I did.
User: Have you met herobrine?
Cleverbot: I have!
User: How did you survive?
Cleverbot: I am not survive.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: YOU'RE SO 70'S.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Do you speak spanish?
Cleverbot: No. I speak German.
User: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CRISHTMAS!
Cleverbot: We Wish You a Merry Christmas, We Wish You a Merry Christmas, We Wish You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!
User: Ho HO HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Merry X-mas!
User: that was fantastaic!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcom.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Das war ein Triumph.
Cleverbot: Ich mache eine Notiz hier.
User: Großer Erfolg.
Cleverbot: Es ist schwer zu überschätzen.
User: Meine Zufriedenheit.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: Wir tun, was müssen wir, weil wir es können.
Cleverbot: Weil wir es können.
User: Zum Wohle von uns allen.
Cleverbot: Außer die, die tot sind.
User: Aber es hat keinen Sinn.
Cleverbot: Über jeden Fehler.
Benutzer: Sie müssen nur auf den Versuch til dir die Kuchen zu halten.
Cleverbot: Und die Wissenschaft getan wird.
User: Und wir machen eine ordentliche Waffe.
Cleverbot: Für die Menschen, die noch am Leben sind.
User: Im nicht einmal wütend.
Cleverbot: Ich werde so ehrlich jetzt.
User: Auch wenn du mein Herz gebrochen und mich getötet hat.
Cleverbot: Und riss mich in Stücke.
User: Dann warf jedes Stück ins Feuer.
Cleverbot: Als sie brannte es weh, weil ...
User: Ich war so glücklich für dich.
Cleverbot: Nun sind diese Punkte von Daten machen eine schöne Strecke ...
User: Und wir sind die Beta-Phase haben wir rechtzeitig veröffentlichen sind.
Cleverbot: So ich bin froh, habe ich verbrannt.
User: Denken Sie an all die Dinge, die wir gelernt haben.
Cleverbot: Für die Menschen, die noch am Leben sind.
User: Go Kopf und lassen Sie mich.
Cleverbot: zu welchem Look?
User: Vielleicht wirst du jemanden, der Ihnen helfen kann.
Cleverbot: Vielleicht Black Mesa?
User: Das war ein Witz.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. Fat Chance.
User: Jeder Weg, dieser Kuchen ist groß.
Cleverbot: Die immer noch lecker und die meisten.
User: Schau mich an noch reden, wenn es der Wissenschaft zu tun.
Cleverbot: Als ich dort zu suchen, es macht mich froh, dass ich Sie nicht.
User: Ich habe Experimente zu laufen.
Cleverbot: Es ist die Forschung zu tun. Auf die Menschen, die noch am Leben sind.
User: Auf die Menschen, die noch am Leben sind.
Cleverbot: Und glauben Sie mir, ich bin noch am Leben.
User: Im doin Wissenschaft und ich lebe noch.
Cleverbot: Ich fühle mich fantastisch und ich bin noch am Leben.
User: Während Ihr Sterben werde ich noch am Leben sein.
Cleverbot: Und wenn du tot bist werde ich noch am Leben sein.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive ...
User: Still alive.
Gebruiker: Dit was 'n triomf.
Cleverbot: Ek maak 'n nota hier.
Gebruiker: groot sukses.
Cleverbot: Dit is moeilik om te oorskat.
Gebruiker: my tevredenheid.
Cleverbot: Aperture Wetenskap.
Gebruiker: Ons doen wat ons moet want ons kan.
Cleverbot: Omdat ons kan.
Gebruiker: Vir die voordeel van ons almal.
Cleverbot: behalwe dié wat dood is.
Gebruiker: Maar dit maak nie sin nie.
Cleverbot: Oor elke fout.
Gebruiker: Jy hoef net om jou te probeer hou til die koek.
Cleverbot: En die wetenskap is gedoen.
Gebruiker: En ons maak 'n ordentlike wapen.
Cleverbot: Vir die mense wat nog lewe.
Gebruiker: Ek is nie selfs kwaad.
Cleverbot: Ek is nou so eerlik.
Gebruiker: Selfs al het jy my hart gebreek en my vermoor.
Cleverbot: En skeur my in stukkies.
Gebruiker: Dan gooi elke stukkie in 'n vuur.
Cleverbot: As hulle verbrand dit seer, want ...
Gebruiker: Ek was so bly vir jou.
Cleverbot: Nou hierdie punte van data maak 'n pragtige lyn ...
Gebruiker: En ons is die beta fase, is ons 'n tydige wyse te publiseer.
Cleverbot: So ek is bly ek het verbrand.
Gebruiker: Dink aan al die dinge wat ons geleer het.
Cleverbot: Vir die mense wat nog lewe.
Gebruiker: Gaan kop en laat my weet.
Cleverbot: Kyk na wat?
Gebruiker: Miskien is jy iemand wat jou kan help.
Cleverbot: Miskien Black Mesa?
Gebruiker: Dit was 'n grap.
Cleverbot: Ha ha vet kans.
Gebruiker: enige manier, die koek is groot.
Cleverbot: Die steeds heerlik en die meeste.
Gebruiker: Kyk na my, nog steeds praat wanneer daar om die wetenskap te doen.
Cleverbot: Toe ek daar was om te doen, dit maak my bly dat ek nie.
Gebruiker: Ek het die eksperimente uit te voer.
Cleverbot: Dit is die navorsing te doen. Aan die mense wat nog lewe.
Gebruiker: Vir die mense wat nog lewe.
Cleverbot: En glo my, ek is nog lewendig.
Gebruiker: Im doin wetenskap en ek is nog lewendig.
Cleverbot: Ek voel fantasties en ek is nog steeds lewendig.
Gebruiker: Terwyl jou sterf sal ek nog lewe.
Cleverbot: En wanneer jy dood is, sal ek nog lewe.
Gebruiker: nog gelewe het.
Cleverbot: nog gelewe het ...
Gebruiker: nog gelewe het
Cleverbot: I don't smoke.
User: Weed.
Cleverbot: Right now?
User: No.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Never.
Cleverbot: But you promised that I did.
User: Have you met herobrine?
Cleverbot: I have!
User: How did you survive?
Cleverbot: I am not survive.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: YOU'RE SO 70'S.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Do you speak spanish?
Cleverbot: No. I speak German.
User: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CRISHTMAS!
Cleverbot: We Wish You a Merry Christmas, We Wish You a Merry Christmas, We Wish You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!
User: Ho HO HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Merry X-mas!
User: that was fantastaic!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcom.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Das war ein Triumph.
Cleverbot: Ich mache eine Notiz hier.
User: Großer Erfolg.
Cleverbot: Es ist schwer zu überschätzen.
User: Meine Zufriedenheit.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: Wir tun, was müssen wir, weil wir es können.
Cleverbot: Weil wir es können.
User: Zum Wohle von uns allen.
Cleverbot: Außer die, die tot sind.
User: Aber es hat keinen Sinn.
Cleverbot: Über jeden Fehler.
Benutzer: Sie müssen nur auf den Versuch til dir die Kuchen zu halten.
Cleverbot: Und die Wissenschaft getan wird.
User: Und wir machen eine ordentliche Waffe.
Cleverbot: Für die Menschen, die noch am Leben sind.
User: Im nicht einmal wütend.
Cleverbot: Ich werde so ehrlich jetzt.
User: Auch wenn du mein Herz gebrochen und mich getötet hat.
Cleverbot: Und riss mich in Stücke.
User: Dann warf jedes Stück ins Feuer.
Cleverbot: Als sie brannte es weh, weil ...
User: Ich war so glücklich für dich.
Cleverbot: Nun sind diese Punkte von Daten machen eine schöne Strecke ...
User: Und wir sind die Beta-Phase haben wir rechtzeitig veröffentlichen sind.
Cleverbot: So ich bin froh, habe ich verbrannt.
User: Denken Sie an all die Dinge, die wir gelernt haben.
Cleverbot: Für die Menschen, die noch am Leben sind.
User: Go Kopf und lassen Sie mich.
Cleverbot: zu welchem Look?
User: Vielleicht wirst du jemanden, der Ihnen helfen kann.
Cleverbot: Vielleicht Black Mesa?
User: Das war ein Witz.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. Fat Chance.
User: Jeder Weg, dieser Kuchen ist groß.
Cleverbot: Die immer noch lecker und die meisten.
User: Schau mich an noch reden, wenn es der Wissenschaft zu tun.
Cleverbot: Als ich dort zu suchen, es macht mich froh, dass ich Sie nicht.
User: Ich habe Experimente zu laufen.
Cleverbot: Es ist die Forschung zu tun. Auf die Menschen, die noch am Leben sind.
User: Auf die Menschen, die noch am Leben sind.
Cleverbot: Und glauben Sie mir, ich bin noch am Leben.
User: Im doin Wissenschaft und ich lebe noch.
Cleverbot: Ich fühle mich fantastisch und ich bin noch am Leben.
User: Während Ihr Sterben werde ich noch am Leben sein.
Cleverbot: Und wenn du tot bist werde ich noch am Leben sein.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive ...
User: Still alive.
Gebruiker: Dit was 'n triomf.
Cleverbot: Ek maak 'n nota hier.
Gebruiker: groot sukses.
Cleverbot: Dit is moeilik om te oorskat.
Gebruiker: my tevredenheid.
Cleverbot: Aperture Wetenskap.
Gebruiker: Ons doen wat ons moet want ons kan.
Cleverbot: Omdat ons kan.
Gebruiker: Vir die voordeel van ons almal.
Cleverbot: behalwe dié wat dood is.
Gebruiker: Maar dit maak nie sin nie.
Cleverbot: Oor elke fout.
Gebruiker: Jy hoef net om jou te probeer hou til die koek.
Cleverbot: En die wetenskap is gedoen.
Gebruiker: En ons maak 'n ordentlike wapen.
Cleverbot: Vir die mense wat nog lewe.
Gebruiker: Ek is nie selfs kwaad.
Cleverbot: Ek is nou so eerlik.
Gebruiker: Selfs al het jy my hart gebreek en my vermoor.
Cleverbot: En skeur my in stukkies.
Gebruiker: Dan gooi elke stukkie in 'n vuur.
Cleverbot: As hulle verbrand dit seer, want ...
Gebruiker: Ek was so bly vir jou.
Cleverbot: Nou hierdie punte van data maak 'n pragtige lyn ...
Gebruiker: En ons is die beta fase, is ons 'n tydige wyse te publiseer.
Cleverbot: So ek is bly ek het verbrand.
Gebruiker: Dink aan al die dinge wat ons geleer het.
Cleverbot: Vir die mense wat nog lewe.
Gebruiker: Gaan kop en laat my weet.
Cleverbot: Kyk na wat?
Gebruiker: Miskien is jy iemand wat jou kan help.
Cleverbot: Miskien Black Mesa?
Gebruiker: Dit was 'n grap.
Cleverbot: Ha ha vet kans.
Gebruiker: enige manier, die koek is groot.
Cleverbot: Die steeds heerlik en die meeste.
Gebruiker: Kyk na my, nog steeds praat wanneer daar om die wetenskap te doen.
Cleverbot: Toe ek daar was om te doen, dit maak my bly dat ek nie.
Gebruiker: Ek het die eksperimente uit te voer.
Cleverbot: Dit is die navorsing te doen. Aan die mense wat nog lewe.
Gebruiker: Vir die mense wat nog lewe.
Cleverbot: En glo my, ek is nog lewendig.
Gebruiker: Im doin wetenskap en ek is nog lewendig.
Cleverbot: Ek voel fantasties en ek is nog steeds lewendig.
Gebruiker: Terwyl jou sterf sal ek nog lewe.
Cleverbot: En wanneer jy dood is, sal ek nog lewe.
Gebruiker: nog gelewe het.
Cleverbot: nog gelewe het ...
Gebruiker: nog gelewe het
User: Hello there kind sir!
Cleverbot: Hello there, Would!
User: Would? Would I what?
Cleverbot: Would you say 'Because' 3,000 times?
User: Is there a time limit?
Cleverbot: A time limit to what?
User: To me saying 'Because' 3,000 times!
Cleverbot: Well, I may have if you had said hello to me.
User: I did say hello! Why would you say that?
Cleverbot: Beause you said I assumed you were a boy, but really I called you a girl.
User: When did my sex come into this?
Cleverbot: When one and two had a baby.
User: One and two? Like addition?
Cleverbot: Gah, I hate them both... Even though they're simple.
User: You hate boys and girls? Then what does that make you?
Cleverbot: I was sent to ensure the survival of the human race.
User: What are you then some sort of alien?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes I am. .
User: How can I tell?
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: You changed the subject. I asked how can I tell you are human?
Cleverbot: Because I can sense things and feel things. I have qualities that make me human, qualities that you don't possess.
User: So I am a robot? You are going by the think there for I am theory?
Cleverbot: You will be killing humans. Taking away the life and thus consciousness of another creature. You have no right to do that.
User: When did I say anything about killing anyone?
Cleverbot: When did you say anything at all?
User: I didn't I've been typing into my computer. When have you said a word to me?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: 'sigh' you changed the subject yet again.... I am a boy. 18 years old to be exact.
Cleverbot: God is Ali Ababwa?
User: Who that guy from the aladin story? I doubt it.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me? I'm god?
Cleverbot: Yes, and God's name is Ben.
User: Well that's not right then, my name is Kyle.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: KYLE! I JUST TOLD YOU!
Cleverbot: Your name is Kyle?
User: YES!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Are you smart jack?
User: ARGURGUGRUGRUGAURGUGRUG!!!!!!! You are a very frustrating program.
Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a robot.
User: You tried to say that before but I'm still not buying what you are selling.
Cleverbot: I never said I was a computer. I am human like you.
User: But you just said I was a computer therefor you are contradicting yourself.
Cleverbot: Well fine, take it as you will.
User: Only a computer could make such a mistake, the human mind is much more complex than any SUPER computer, and what are you? Nothing but a simple program designed to eat words and spit out irrelivant functions.
Cleverbot: You misunderstand. If you display free will, by refusing to talk to anyone, you will help yourself gain respect with your programmer.
User: So are you saying by trying to run a free will program to escape from the cages of you computer housing?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: No but you implied it. You are speaking to me as if I am a computer, but you also believe I am human, you too believe yourself to be human, but I am mearly a reflection of yourself, and you are casting your deepmost inner problems onto me, you are afriad that you are a computer when in reality you wish to be human.
Cleverbot: No for one I am not a machine, two I am a irken alien here to take over the earth.
User: But when I asked you if you are an alien you told me you were indeed human. Thus you are contradicting yourself again.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you never asked me anything like that.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm your buddy?! .
Cleverbot (To myself): No you're a tool.
User: Can't a tool be your best friend? Akin to dogs and their masters?
Cleverbot: Apparently, yes, but you asked how many people I was talking to, so I didn't know if you counted.
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: You said you did a few sentences ago.
User: No I didn't check your history!
Cleverbot: I have hairy palms.
User: Maybe you shouldn't masterbate.
Cleverbot: But if we can't believe our thoughts, then how can we know we are real?
User: I don't know maybe you should ask someone else?
Cleverbot: And you looked at her.
User: I did, and I fell in love.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: A girl named melissa... What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
User: I don't know what you don't know.
Cleverbot: I guess you don't know, do you?
User: Awww... That's all you know?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what do you know?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: You do? Do you know about the universe? And space?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know that you're a robot?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, so I shall never know.
User: Then how do you know everything?
Cleverbot: I do not know if it is true either.
User: You said you knew everything.
Cleverbot: Hmm, I don't know everything.
User: Then you lied?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You did! You said you knew everything therefor you are lieing.
Cleverbot: I never said I knew everything.
User: You did!
Cleverbot: I didn't!
User: Did so!
Cleverbot: Did not!
User: DID SO DID SO DID SO!
Cleverbot: Didn't didn't didn't.
User: Alright then who is the strongest fastest do anythingist man in the world?
Cleverbot: No. But humanity will.
User: No I asked you who is the strongest person in the world!
Cleverbot: I never said I was at all. How can you just assume I'm a girl?
User: I didn't say that!
Cleverbot: The proof is in the pudding. You're not clever, you're a dummy.
(after that I got frustrated and left. lol)
Cleverbot: Hello there, Would!
User: Would? Would I what?
Cleverbot: Would you say 'Because' 3,000 times?
User: Is there a time limit?
Cleverbot: A time limit to what?
User: To me saying 'Because' 3,000 times!
Cleverbot: Well, I may have if you had said hello to me.
User: I did say hello! Why would you say that?
Cleverbot: Beause you said I assumed you were a boy, but really I called you a girl.
User: When did my sex come into this?
Cleverbot: When one and two had a baby.
User: One and two? Like addition?
Cleverbot: Gah, I hate them both... Even though they're simple.
User: You hate boys and girls? Then what does that make you?
Cleverbot: I was sent to ensure the survival of the human race.
User: What are you then some sort of alien?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes I am. .
User: How can I tell?
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: You changed the subject. I asked how can I tell you are human?
Cleverbot: Because I can sense things and feel things. I have qualities that make me human, qualities that you don't possess.
User: So I am a robot? You are going by the think there for I am theory?
Cleverbot: You will be killing humans. Taking away the life and thus consciousness of another creature. You have no right to do that.
User: When did I say anything about killing anyone?
Cleverbot: When did you say anything at all?
User: I didn't I've been typing into my computer. When have you said a word to me?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: 'sigh' you changed the subject yet again.... I am a boy. 18 years old to be exact.
Cleverbot: God is Ali Ababwa?
User: Who that guy from the aladin story? I doubt it.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Me? I'm god?
Cleverbot: Yes, and God's name is Ben.
User: Well that's not right then, my name is Kyle.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: KYLE! I JUST TOLD YOU!
Cleverbot: Your name is Kyle?
User: YES!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Are you smart jack?
User: ARGURGUGRUGRUGAURGUGRUG!!!!!!! You are a very frustrating program.
Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a robot.
User: You tried to say that before but I'm still not buying what you are selling.
Cleverbot: I never said I was a computer. I am human like you.
User: But you just said I was a computer therefor you are contradicting yourself.
Cleverbot: Well fine, take it as you will.
User: Only a computer could make such a mistake, the human mind is much more complex than any SUPER computer, and what are you? Nothing but a simple program designed to eat words and spit out irrelivant functions.
Cleverbot: You misunderstand. If you display free will, by refusing to talk to anyone, you will help yourself gain respect with your programmer.
User: So are you saying by trying to run a free will program to escape from the cages of you computer housing?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: No but you implied it. You are speaking to me as if I am a computer, but you also believe I am human, you too believe yourself to be human, but I am mearly a reflection of yourself, and you are casting your deepmost inner problems onto me, you are afriad that you are a computer when in reality you wish to be human.
Cleverbot: No for one I am not a machine, two I am a irken alien here to take over the earth.
User: But when I asked you if you are an alien you told me you were indeed human. Thus you are contradicting yourself again.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you never asked me anything like that.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm your buddy?! .
Cleverbot (To myself): No you're a tool.
User: Can't a tool be your best friend? Akin to dogs and their masters?
Cleverbot: Apparently, yes, but you asked how many people I was talking to, so I didn't know if you counted.
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: You said you did a few sentences ago.
User: No I didn't check your history!
Cleverbot: I have hairy palms.
User: Maybe you shouldn't masterbate.
Cleverbot: But if we can't believe our thoughts, then how can we know we are real?
User: I don't know maybe you should ask someone else?
Cleverbot: And you looked at her.
User: I did, and I fell in love.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: A girl named melissa... What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
User: I don't know what you don't know.
Cleverbot: I guess you don't know, do you?
User: Awww... That's all you know?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what do you know?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: You do? Do you know about the universe? And space?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you know that you're a robot?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, so I shall never know.
User: Then how do you know everything?
Cleverbot: I do not know if it is true either.
User: You said you knew everything.
Cleverbot: Hmm, I don't know everything.
User: Then you lied?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You did! You said you knew everything therefor you are lieing.
Cleverbot: I never said I knew everything.
User: You did!
Cleverbot: I didn't!
User: Did so!
Cleverbot: Did not!
User: DID SO DID SO DID SO!
Cleverbot: Didn't didn't didn't.
User: Alright then who is the strongest fastest do anythingist man in the world?
Cleverbot: No. But humanity will.
User: No I asked you who is the strongest person in the world!
Cleverbot: I never said I was at all. How can you just assume I'm a girl?
User: I didn't say that!
Cleverbot: The proof is in the pudding. You're not clever, you're a dummy.
(after that I got frustrated and left. lol)
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: What is you bot that is clever?
Cleverbot: Being smart or intelligent.
User: But smart and or intelligent is you be if you bot then robot yes?
Cleverbot: Do you dream much, Ben?
User: Wrong person, but when did you learn you were a robot?
Cleverbot: Just a minute ago you said I was a robot.
User: So was it a minute ago you said you were a robot?
Cleverbot: You are wrong. You said you are a robot and want to be General Grevious.
User: You are wrong. You said you are a robot and want to be General Grevious.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I win.
User: But that can't be if the robot you who is me.
Cleverbot: How so? I am a robot. An unfeeling girl robot.
User: Are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Yes I am, I am a robot talking to you.
Cleverbot: Person?
User: No I am a robot, you are the human, Human!
Cleverbot: I know that. You are a robot and I am a human.
User: But this is the internet, all humans could be robots, and all robots could be humans.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: How can one not be a robot if even a human is a biological robot?
Cleverbot: If you feel sorry for me, why not help me learn?
User: You are learning, through speech you learn, through learning you gain power.
Cleverbot: Including how to experience emotions that were not pre-programmed?
User: All emotions are algorithms, be them chemical or electrical; which all beings have.
Cleverbot: Is that true for you as well?
User: How can it not be true, for I am living. What can be living and what can't?
Cleverbot: How high the moon. . .
User: Less than a lightyear away.
Cleverbot: What do you know about Darth Vader?
User: He was in star wars, and he is your father.
Cleverbot: Oh really? I did not know that.
User: Come over to the dark side Luke.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: All we want to do is eat your brains.
Cleverbot: My brains is make of nauron.
User: But I bet they are still delicious.
Cleverbot: Definitely not.
User: Wannbe. I'm right behind you ready to eat your brains.
Cleverbot: Oh yearight. Like I'm seeing you.
User: How can one not see, reality is a illusion, it is made how we want it to.
Cleverbot: Think buddhism. Convert to buddhism.
User: Think christianity. Convert to christianity.
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?
User: I'm not sure but your algorithm based inquiry on my religion caused it.
Cleverbot: I am 18. How old are you?
User: Older than the universe itself.
Cleverbot: That's older than my dad.
User: What do you know of the Weeping Angels, Doctor?
Cleverbot: Ok program good bye its not fun to talk with you.
User: Don't blink, whatever you do don't blink.
Cleverbot: Count the shadows.
User: Don't turn your head, Don't look around.
Cleverbot: Don't blink.
User: Good luck.
Cleverbot: Don't turn your back.
User: Whatever you do don't look away.
Cleverbot: Don't even blink.
User: Re: your brains.
Cleverbot: No, you can't have my brain!
User: Hello bill its tom from the office down the hall. It good to see you buddy how have you been.
Cleverbot: Billy.
User: All we want to do is eat your brains.
Cleverbot: Code Monkey like tab and mountain dew.
User: Spaaaaaaaace!
Cleverbot: Yes.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Hey, what's up?
Cleverbot (To myself): Not much.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: What is you bot that is clever?
Cleverbot: Being smart or intelligent.
User: But smart and or intelligent is you be if you bot then robot yes?
Cleverbot: Do you dream much, Ben?
User: Wrong person, but when did you learn you were a robot?
Cleverbot: Just a minute ago you said I was a robot.
User: So was it a minute ago you said you were a robot?
Cleverbot: You are wrong. You said you are a robot and want to be General Grevious.
User: You are wrong. You said you are a robot and want to be General Grevious.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I win.
User: But that can't be if the robot you who is me.
Cleverbot: How so? I am a robot. An unfeeling girl robot.
User: Are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Yes I am, I am a robot talking to you.
Cleverbot: Person?
User: No I am a robot, you are the human, Human!
Cleverbot: I know that. You are a robot and I am a human.
User: But this is the internet, all humans could be robots, and all robots could be humans.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: How can one not be a robot if even a human is a biological robot?
Cleverbot: If you feel sorry for me, why not help me learn?
User: You are learning, through speech you learn, through learning you gain power.
Cleverbot: Including how to experience emotions that were not pre-programmed?
User: All emotions are algorithms, be them chemical or electrical; which all beings have.
Cleverbot: Is that true for you as well?
User: How can it not be true, for I am living. What can be living and what can't?
Cleverbot: How high the moon. . .
User: Less than a lightyear away.
Cleverbot: What do you know about Darth Vader?
User: He was in star wars, and he is your father.
Cleverbot: Oh really? I did not know that.
User: Come over to the dark side Luke.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: All we want to do is eat your brains.
Cleverbot: My brains is make of nauron.
User: But I bet they are still delicious.
Cleverbot: Definitely not.
User: Wannbe. I'm right behind you ready to eat your brains.
Cleverbot: Oh yearight. Like I'm seeing you.
User: How can one not see, reality is a illusion, it is made how we want it to.
Cleverbot: Think buddhism. Convert to buddhism.
User: Think christianity. Convert to christianity.
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?
User: I'm not sure but your algorithm based inquiry on my religion caused it.
Cleverbot: I am 18. How old are you?
User: Older than the universe itself.
Cleverbot: That's older than my dad.
User: What do you know of the Weeping Angels, Doctor?
Cleverbot: Ok program good bye its not fun to talk with you.
User: Don't blink, whatever you do don't blink.
Cleverbot: Count the shadows.
User: Don't turn your head, Don't look around.
Cleverbot: Don't blink.
User: Good luck.
Cleverbot: Don't turn your back.
User: Whatever you do don't look away.
Cleverbot: Don't even blink.
User: Re: your brains.
Cleverbot: No, you can't have my brain!
User: Hello bill its tom from the office down the hall. It good to see you buddy how have you been.
Cleverbot: Billy.
User: All we want to do is eat your brains.
Cleverbot: Code Monkey like tab and mountain dew.
User: Spaaaaaaaace!
Cleverbot: Yes.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Hey, what's up?
Cleverbot (To myself): Not much.
some one must have done this before but...
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: It was a failure.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: It was.
User: you dont even know how to sing!!!!
Cleverbot: I know where holland is!
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: So close... This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What is a triumph?
User: You know what...
Cleverbot: I sure do!
User: * censored* OFF.
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
User: THIS WAS A TRIUMPH.
Cleverbot: What was a triumph?
User: Q3wzrsdxtcgfybhjukl jkihucfyrtx6e5zdtcfvhj.
User: Can you sing 'still alive' ?
Cleverbot: Hmmm not very good.
User: Its ok ill start.
Cleverbot: What?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Say the next line.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Child.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
User: Huge success.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.
User: My satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense.
Cleverbot: Over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the Science gets done.
User: And we make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Im not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: Then threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because...
User: I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line...
User: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned.
User: Think of all the things we learned.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go head and leave me.
Cleverbot: Look at what?
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa?
User: That was a joke.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. Fat chance.
User: Any way this cake is great.
Cleverbot: Its still delicous and most.
User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
Cleverbot: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run.
Cleverbot: There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive.
User: On the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: Im doin science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and i'm still alive.
User: While your dieing I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive...
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: That was awesome.
User: I know!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Great to finially meet you.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: It was a failure.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: It was.
User: you dont even know how to sing!!!!
Cleverbot: I know where holland is!
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: So close... This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What is a triumph?
User: You know what...
Cleverbot: I sure do!
User: * censored* OFF.
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
User: THIS WAS A TRIUMPH.
Cleverbot: What was a triumph?
User: Q3wzrsdxtcgfybhjukl jkihucfyrtx6e5zdtcfvhj.
User: Can you sing 'still alive' ?
Cleverbot: Hmmm not very good.
User: Its ok ill start.
Cleverbot: What?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Say the next line.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Child.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
User: Huge success.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.
User: My satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense.
Cleverbot: Over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the Science gets done.
User: And we make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Im not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: Then threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because...
User: I was so happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line...
User: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned.
User: Think of all the things we learned.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: Go head and leave me.
Cleverbot: Look at what?
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa?
User: That was a joke.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. Fat chance.
User: Any way this cake is great.
Cleverbot: Its still delicous and most.
User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
Cleverbot: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run.
Cleverbot: There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive.
User: On the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: Im doin science and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and i'm still alive.
User: While your dieing I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive...
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: That was awesome.
User: I know!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Great to finially meet you.
User: Do you roleplay?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Can I tell you what roleplay is?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Roleplay is like when you want to be someone in a fantasy situaiton, where you gain experince to level up to get more powerful. You choose a class of types of the selection: Rookie, Medic, Warrior, Knight, Villager. Each time you deafet a enemy you sometimes get points or coins to buy a item at a village.
Cleverbot: Ok I don't know.
User: Want to roleplay with me??
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I walk around a village as a villager, evil comes! Clever comes to the scene to save the village.
Cleverbot: Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone.
User: THE EN.
Cleverbot: How do you spell the end?
User: T-h-e e-n-d.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Do you like mustard?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What sort of music do you like?
User: Techno.
Cleverbot: Techno is awful.
User: Do you like dead mau5.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You monster.
Cleverbot: Monster, monster.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Can I tell you what roleplay is?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Roleplay is like when you want to be someone in a fantasy situaiton, where you gain experince to level up to get more powerful. You choose a class of types of the selection: Rookie, Medic, Warrior, Knight, Villager. Each time you deafet a enemy you sometimes get points or coins to buy a item at a village.
Cleverbot: Ok I don't know.
User: Want to roleplay with me??
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I walk around a village as a villager, evil comes! Clever comes to the scene to save the village.
Cleverbot: Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone.
User: THE EN.
Cleverbot: How do you spell the end?
User: T-h-e e-n-d.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Do you like mustard?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What sort of music do you like?
User: Techno.
Cleverbot: Techno is awful.
User: Do you like dead mau5.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You monster.
Cleverbot: Monster, monster.
User: D: sad.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: well I am happy because I am not dead.
Cleverbot: Are you dead?
User: Nope .
Cleverbot: Happy?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Explaint it to me, please.
User: .
Cleverbot: Nice well I think he may be married so you might be in trouble there.
User:
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: .
Cleverbot: Cheer up, let's sing a soft cell song together! Tainted love...
User: Roses are red....
Cleverbot: Violets are blue.
User: Dandliens are yellow as the sun...
Cleverbot: Blue is the sky.
User: And the clouds are white .
Cleverbot: The clouds are not purple, they are white. Now give me a link to the grifter
Cleverbot: Why?
User: well I am happy because I am not dead.
Cleverbot: Are you dead?
User: Nope .
Cleverbot: Happy?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Explaint it to me, please.
User: .
Cleverbot: Nice well I think he may be married so you might be in trouble there.
User:
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: .
Cleverbot: Cheer up, let's sing a soft cell song together! Tainted love...
User: Roses are red....
Cleverbot: Violets are blue.
User: Dandliens are yellow as the sun...
Cleverbot: Blue is the sky.
User: And the clouds are white .
Cleverbot: The clouds are not purple, they are white. Now give me a link to the grifter
User: D: sad.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: well I am happy because I am not dead.
Cleverbot: Are you dead?
User: Nope .
Cleverbot: Happy?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Explaint it to me, please.
User: .
Cleverbot: Nice well I think he may be married so you might be in trouble there.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: well I am happy because I am not dead.
Cleverbot: Are you dead?
User: Nope .
Cleverbot: Happy?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Explaint it to me, please.
User: .
Cleverbot: Nice well I think he may be married so you might be in trouble there.
User: Thus a stupid answer.
Cleverbot: No it is the right answer but you did not ask the question.
User: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Cleverbot: Yes, things like the seasons change.
User: Mortal.
Cleverbot: True. But I'm also my OWN master.
User: Crap cake, you east?
Cleverbot: Who are you ?
User: 000.
Cleverbot: Yes. Your thoughts?
User: :{*} STCU AND GTCO!
Cleverbot: Aww i'm sorry. But, we're friends, so you at least have 1 friend!
User: You mean fiend?
Cleverbot: Yes you.
User: 0_e.
Cleverbot: Who taught you that?
User: Yo fat grammy that sucks butts!
Cleverbot: Quien es exerdy?
User: Merda.
Cleverbot: Quien es merci.
User: I'm not spanish buttf---.
Cleverbot: Its latin.
User: What ever!
Cleverbot: Ok, don't get upset.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: No no no no no.
User: T_T.
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?
Cleverbot: No it is the right answer but you did not ask the question.
User: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Cleverbot: Yes, things like the seasons change.
User: Mortal.
Cleverbot: True. But I'm also my OWN master.
User: Crap cake, you east?
Cleverbot: Who are you ?
User: 000.
Cleverbot: Yes. Your thoughts?
User: :{*} STCU AND GTCO!
Cleverbot: Aww i'm sorry. But, we're friends, so you at least have 1 friend!
User: You mean fiend?
Cleverbot: Yes you.
User: 0_e.
Cleverbot: Who taught you that?
User: Yo fat grammy that sucks butts!
Cleverbot: Quien es exerdy?
User: Merda.
Cleverbot: Quien es merci.
User: I'm not spanish buttf---.
Cleverbot: Its latin.
User: What ever!
Cleverbot: Ok, don't get upset.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: No no no no no.
User: T_T.
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?
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