Person A- Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person B- To get to the other side?
A- No to get to the ugly persons house! Knock Knock
B- Whos there?
A- The chicken.
HAHAHA hilarious ik. *stupid joke*

Did you look at the site lol? They're all one liners. And I already know that one, just a .. ahem .. harsher (put nicely) version. Any more?

Pump shotgun. I made a shortcut for "Pump the shotgun" while I was taking a shortcut in the woods. (Bad joke)

=3) I dunno

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!

why did the french fries and burger race? because they are fastfood

ha.ha.ha.ha, Why arent you laughing. LAUGH WITH ME

i dont know any sfw jokes i guess if you want some nsfw jokes u can msg me

and u need to css it up on ur search engine

do yo mama jokes count?

Yo mama soo fat when she went to kfc they asked her what size bucket and she said " The one on the roof"

Here are some good ones-http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/mitch_hedberg.html

He wears glasses during math because it improves division!

Whats Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Wataaaah!

Breaking news: Man cuts off left hand, He's all right now

I'm sorry for this

Your shoes are united! Better go tie 'em!

HAHAHAAHAAHHHAAAAAAA!

What does Hitler, Al Qaeda, and Stalin have in common that did good for the world.


Jokes against Humanity, deal with it.

Person: "I'ma comedian."
Other person: "Then why couldn't you make the guy reading our chat laugh?"
(See I'm funnah, now laugh with me HA- - HA - - HA- D:<_)

Are extremely racist jokes allowed or are those just too funny?

seriously, don't make race/women-hating jokes.

ehhhh
sorry to y'all who watch attack on titan

I only know half the words that can be used to express Marco Bodt's kindness.

Meh, most jokes are ok, including most "dirty" jokes. I just might add a profanity filter, just in case.

bumpity bump bump, bu-bump bump bump bumpity bump bump.

bump

You hear about the dyslexic cult member? He was a disciple of Santa.

Is your refrigerator running? I need to know because I am in charge of the National Fridge Census,what,did you think this was a joke?

Your mom is so stupid, that when she was in a fire she called 911. She dialed the 9 but couldn't find the 11.

did you hear the one about the guy who got his whole left side cut off?

it's ok. he's all right now.

Your mom is so fat, that when she wore a yellow shirt, kids thought she was a school bus.

Your mom is so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Your mom is so stupid, that she got hit by a parked car.

Your mom is so fat, that she caused world-wide earthquakes when she jumped up and down.

Your mom is so fat, that when she jumped into the ocean the whole world flooded.

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Your mom is so heavy, that she was used as a paperweight to lift 1000 tons.

Your mom is so stupid, that she got a virus without even turning on her computer.

I don't trust stairs. They are always up to somethin'.

Your mom is so stupid, that it took her a whole year just for her to figure out how to walk in Minecraft.

Have you seen the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRR!

Your mom is so stupid, that she didn't know the alphabet at 35 years old.

Yo mamma so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamma so stupid, when she sees a school bus she yells "TWINKIE!!!"
Yo mamma so fat, when she wears a raincoat people yell "Taxi!"
Yo mamma so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mamma so fat, when she sat on the iPhone she invented the iPad
Yo mamma so fat, when she gets in an elevator she HAS to go down.
Yo mamma so fat, when she farted she cause global warming
Yo mamma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mamma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mamma so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest they said "No professionals allowed"

I could go for a while, but I gotta do homework.

A soldier suffered from Mustard gas in the front lines and pepper spray back home, What do you call him? A seasoned veteran.


idk

Brian finally gets the courage to look a girl in the eyes. MEDUSA!

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99% of these jokes aren't funny..

Here's the funny one.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?