How to remove a ring

Just stick your finger in your...you know, that greasy part of your body....
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i finally got it off. olive oil, and dental floss. anyway, thanks for the help anyway guys.

just blow torch it off!

1.) Hook up a car battery with jumper cables to the ring.
2.) ????
3.) PROFIT!

1

Lather soap all over your finger. Put your finger under warm water. Pull on it until it slips loose.

2

Envelop your finger from the ring up as tight as you can with clingy plastic food wrap. Grease up the ring and your swollen finger below the clingy wrap. Wait a couple of minutes ,then pull the ring and the clingy wrap at the same time.

3

Spray window cleaner on the ring. This works better than lotion because it doesn't damage the precious stones and leaves the ring shiny when you finally get the ring off your swollen finger.

4

Wrap tape around your finger just past the ring. Leave the tape on for 30 minutes. Ice your hand while holding it above your heart for another 15 minutes. Take off the tape and spray window cleaner on your finger. Twist the ring around your finger while pulling it off.

5

Take a piece of thick string and wrap it very tightly down to the ring starting from the top of your finger. Put the end of the string under the ring then pull up slowly working up over the top of the string.

Do what I do and de-activate your finger in the options, be sure you've made sure not to delete the drivers. Then, remove the finger and grab a new one and make sure you have the usb male connector aligned correctly with the female, and attach the finger to your hand. Afterwards, go back to your command line and re-activate the finger. Run some tests to see if it works. If not, try re-installing your drivers.

That helps if you are a robot.

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its funny how so many people care and its not even about minecraft

LARD! JK but i agree with Ryu that is the best bet.....

Ahh, I have had this problem many many times. What I find works every single time is to pull the ring up to the knuckle and twist it at the same time. Works like a charm! Hope it helps

i have no idea what oil try combining as many as you have

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do them again.
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Kill a Grue
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OR

You could put a rag in your mouth, find an object your finger can fit into, but not the ring, preferably round, make it so that the ring is on the opposite side like diagram 2:13, pull, try not to break anything.

Diagram 2:13

_=Finger
O=Ring
|=Object

_ | O

I wouldn't suggest using a knife either...that would just hurt

Okay, good night everybody! MERRY CHRISTMAS! I might be on a little tomorrow, but I won't be on on Christams Eve or Christmas day.

Alright enough with the fapping,use a thin but hard object that can fit under the ring,then pull it upwards and then put some lubrication on the object and do the same thing again....


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its already swollen enough as it is. i think im going to wait for the swelling to go down first.

I once got a ring off with super glue.


works like a charm!

Get somebody to put thread around the ring with a needle or something and then tie the other end of the thread to a doorknob. and get the other person to close the door. Works with teeth.

too many fap answers. and thanks stretchy, i'll try those

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I can read it now. That might just work!

Place your index finger gently on the stuck ring, and thumb under, then start twisting the ring gently back and forth, while slowly pulling the ring out.

Make sure that you don't pull and tug too much. It could cause additional swelling and make it even harder to remove the ring.

Here are some things that may work if that doesnt

Vaseline
Windex or other window cleaners
(professional jewelers often use this and make sure its safe on skin read the bottle first)
Hand lotion
Hair conditioner/shampoo
Petroleum jelly or antibiotic ointment
(the best choice if the skin is broken)
Cooking spray, soft butter, or cooking oil
Shortening (lard)
Peanut butter -smooth, not chunky!! (may be a little sticky but works to get the ring off)
Soap and water
Baby Oil
RingRelease

Good Luck

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Will... Fapping work?

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Mayonaisse!

my mum uses oil

Cut off your finger? No? Have someone else cut off your finger. Yeah!