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Aj: What does “take out” mean?

Ayano: Food.

Patience: Dating.

Tyger : Murder.

Asher: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.






Asher: There's no meeting today because Patience is at the police station.

Tyger : They're in jail?!

Aj: We have to get them out!

Ayano: Jailbreak! I'm in!

Aj: I'll dress up and distract the guard!

Ayano: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!

Tyger : I guess I could bring my frying pan in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot-

Asher: No! Patience wasn't arrested! They're undercover, taking the system down from the inside. They don't need our help!






Patience: What do rainbows mean to you?

Tyger : Gay rights.

Asher: There's money.

Ayano: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.

Aj: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.






Aj: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Patience: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Asher: Drunk.

Tyger : Wasted.

Ayano: Dead.






Ayano: Alright Asher, Aj. Let's go over this one more time.

Ayano: If something breaks?

Asher: We try to fix it before Tyger gets home.

Ayano: If it doesn't work?

Aj: We blame Patience.

Patience: Seriously guys, what the hell?






Asher: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Tyger : Several traffic violations.

Ayano: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Patience: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Aj: Also, that’s not our car.






Aj: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Patience: Why?

Aj: Ayano fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Tyger : Asher doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"






Aj: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Patience: IT.

Ayano: Annabelle.

Tyger : Paranormal Activity.

Asher: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.






Patience: Where’s Tyger ?

Aj: Doing stuff.

Patience: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Asher?

Aj: Trying to stop Tyger from doing the stuff.

Patience: And Ayano?

Aj: Trying to stop Asher from stopping Tyger from doing the stuff.

Patience: I see. And what are you doing here, Aj?

Aj: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Ayano from stopping Asher from stopping Tyger from doing the stuff.