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ITT: Play-by-play super battle; example:
[GenericUserName2]:"I shoot the giant crab beast in the face with my fistgun and then use it to punch [GenericUserName]"
[GenericUserName]:"I dodge [GenericUserName2]'s fist and use my power monocle to fire a battery of laser fire back at him"
I'll narrate. Here I go!
A titanic crab beast emerges from the inky depths of the sea, crushing buildings underfoot, which is something you should put a stop to!
[GenericUserName2]:"I shoot the giant crab beast in the face with my fistgun and then use it to punch [GenericUserName]"
[GenericUserName]:"I dodge [GenericUserName2]'s fist and use my power monocle to fire a battery of laser fire back at him"
I'll narrate. Here I go!
A titanic crab beast emerges from the inky depths of the sea, crushing buildings underfoot, which is something you should put a stop to!
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It's not sarcasm, now everyone talk on the official sequal.
OMG the trailer sounds awesome, great that im the generic hero!
I hope that's not sarcasm. Now go over to the new thread and show 'em yer heroics.
Here it is:
super-ultra-battle-battle-harder-t14019.html
super-ultra-battle-battle-harder-t14019.html
Ok, I'll go make the thread. BRB.
BTW Rewind to the start of this topic and read through the topic and try to imagine the whole thing as a movie.
And sure why not Wox! (I got lazy typing your name, is that ok?)
And sure why not Wox! (I got lazy typing your name, is that ok?)
Yeah, I prefer Wox, actually.
I then open a movie store and release the official copy of "A Minecraft Tale" (This topic but in movie form) and a premium version which includes the bonus scene and a Behind the scenes too.
Oh and (HighFives WoxandWarf)
Oh and (HighFives WoxandWarf)
I petition for you to change the name to "A Minecraft Tail" and have the cover image feature a wolf's tail.
Suddenly, Godzilla's mom's nuclear core explodes, crippling everyone!
*scene*
Stay tuned for Super Ultra Battle 2: Battle Harder
*scene*
Stay tuned for Super Ultra Battle 2: Battle Harder
Here's MY ad for it:
Godzilla's mother is BACK, and everyone has just been wounded by her nuclear core! Will BlackFTW be able to save the world this time? Will WoxandWarf succumb to the dark side of the Nether? Will GiganTron narrate the story with as much skill as he did last time? Stay tuned for Super Ultra Battle 2: Battle Harder, coming sometime later to BlackFTW's store (which isn't near you.)
Godzilla's mother is BACK, and everyone has just been wounded by her nuclear core! Will BlackFTW be able to save the world this time? Will WoxandWarf succumb to the dark side of the Nether? Will GiganTron narrate the story with as much skill as he did last time? Stay tuned for Super Ultra Battle 2: Battle Harder, coming sometime later to BlackFTW's store (which isn't near you.)
Oh and, a bonus scene,
BlackFTW: Omfg, that was a long scene.
Penguin: IKR
BlackFTW: You go on the internet too much (Makes a face)
WoxandWarf: HEY FRIENDS!
BlackFTW: HAI FRIEND!
(A epic highfive is created explodes and destroys pluto.)
THE END
BlackFTW: Omfg, that was a long scene.
Penguin: IKR
BlackFTW: You go on the internet too much (Makes a face)
WoxandWarf: HEY FRIENDS!
BlackFTW: HAI FRIEND!
(A epic highfive is created explodes and destroys pluto.)
THE END
Epic Hi-Fives FTW!
High five!
High five!
The new universe suddenly travels backwards in time for no real reason, leaving everyone back at the battle with godzilla's mom! ( Except Mallentadro, who's dead.)0
Woo! Ok, now we need a mod to lock this thread, then make it sticky or something so all can see it!
I then scream when the creeper co' credit logo appears.
Woo! It's over!
Credits
GiganTron
JustaFleshWound
minecraftpokekai
Bobbyjkk
TheAsterite
BlackFTW
xDUCTx_CHEERS
deadifyed
creeperCarole
Mallentadro
TheRealMozzie0610
Datastalker
Xazzy
JoJo850
MinerInAMine
IamNOTch
CSFirecracker
Shakraa
WoxandWarf
pownage96
End of Credits scene
*Enderman walks into middle of screen.*
*Enderman freezes, slowly turns to look at you.*
Credits
GiganTron
JustaFleshWound
minecraftpokekai
Bobbyjkk
TheAsterite
BlackFTW
xDUCTx_CHEERS
deadifyed
creeperCarole
Mallentadro
TheRealMozzie0610
Datastalker
Xazzy
JoJo850
MinerInAMine
IamNOTch
CSFirecracker
Shakraa
WoxandWarf
pownage96
End of Credits scene
*Enderman walks into middle of screen.*
*Enderman freezes, slowly turns to look at you.*
Nope.
Aww, come on! It took me like 5 minutes to track down all those names, and people posted five times while I was searching, and you just say "Nope"?!
Nope.
Double-negative FTW.
Nope.
Double-negative FTW.
Had to add the cliffhanger.
Then I falcon punch a falcon punch and make a large big boom and create the universe agian.
Suddenly, the universe disappears, leaving everyone in a boundless void!
MallentadroOK FUCK OFF THE WORLD IS DESTROYED END OF STORY K IF ANYONE ELSE POST SOMETHING I WILL RAPE THE M
Might wanna watch the inapropriate content there little 6 year old.
pownage96WoxandWarfThen, I come back to life, as the invincible Ghast King, lord of the Nether, and send my army of zombie pigmen slaves to get my revenge on the pigs, and place the sheep in command of the world.
Oh, and one of my ghasts blows up pownage96.
I did not include mah self in this battle therefore I can not die. I included the awesome pig empire against the sheep.
Fair enough.
I eat raw pork tonight.
MallentadroOK F___ OFF THE WORLD IS DESTROYED END OF STORY K IF ANYONE ELSE POST SOMETHING I WILL RAPE THE M
World ain't destroyed, bub. Sorry.
I then go all cliche and start a entire movie how I go commando and single handedly destroy the entire sheep empire and have a epic battle with the leader and have a dramatic scene where my charector's brother dies. And this happens for real.
Then the emperor of the pigs asks you to marry his little pig daughter for ur heroism.
I decline and walk off into the sunset dramaticlly while the credits roll.
The pigs were conquered by the sheep, remember? The zombie pigman army won.
But i had secretly helped blackFTW and as a super-stealthy assasin killed all the zombie pigmen and also helped save the pigs. I did not tell anyone for "virtue is it's own reward"
WoxandWarfThen, I come back to life, as the invincible Ghast King, lord of the Nether, and send my army of zombie pigmen slaves to get my revenge on the pigs, and place the sheep in command of the world.
Oh, and one of my ghasts blows up pownage96.
I did not include mah self in this battle therefore I can not die. I included the awesome pig empire against the sheep.
Then, I come back to life, as the invincible Ghast King, lord of the Nether, and send my army of zombie pigmen slaves to get my revenge on the pigs, and place the sheep in command of the world.
Oh, and one of my ghasts blows up pownage96.
And a Medic from Team Fortress 2 magically appears and, after healing him, ÜberCharges BlackFTW.
Oh, and one of my ghasts blows up pownage96.
And a Medic from Team Fortress 2 magically appears and, after healing him, ÜberCharges BlackFTW.
Then out of nowhere the awesome pig of pigs comes and eliminates all creepers and baby dragons and slaughters woxandWarf and his little enderman, therefore starting a new empire....THE EMPIRE OF PIGS! Now the pigs fight ferousiously with the sheep for control over land.
The enderman charges at it and tears it to shreads, I then put on a blind fold and commence a super awesome anime battle, where I have a awsome sword, and hold it backwards.
I stab the Terra-Dooma creeper with a diamond sword, and it dies instantly while I summon my giant pet Enderman, which is so huge, the dragon accidentally looks at it. And then...
from the ashes of the cathedral a dark figure rises a creeper with red lightning pulsating around its body, the soldiers watching realize that it is Terra-Dooma creeper only spawned when a super creeper is struck by lightning while on bed rock, sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.......
Leaving behind nuclear waste, which mutates a nearby baby dragon into a giant ferocious dragon adult thing and breathes fire at the cathredral where we all are, and hurts me. Badly. And then...
The missiles hit him, and he dies.
Which fire their own heat seeking missles at him and then....
And the fire bombs were EGGS, that hatch into minidragons. Millions of them.
the dragon turns at lighting speed, and sops flapping its massive wings, falling straight down avoiding the rocket, but then it explodes releasing heat seeking fire bombs
Notch comes down from the heavens, and revives the universe! A dragon comes flying out of nowhere, incinerating innocent villages, and out of the ashes of a burnt house rises a lone spartan soldier. He raises his M41 STS Rocket launcher, and looks through the scope. Fires at the dragon and...(you decide!)
Nerdy Trainer uses max revive.
IamNOTch was revived and uses protect.
The next attack will have no affect on IamNOTch.
IamNOTch was revived and uses protect.
The next attack will have no affect on IamNOTch.
Go! BlackFTW! Use LAZAR on IamNOTch! Super Effective! IamNOTch fainted!
A wild IamNOTch has appeared!
AND A LONE WAFFLE ACCOMINEIS GIGATRON.BUT ITS POISONOUS SO YEAH
I COME WITH MY FATHR ZUEZ RIDING ON HONEYDEW KING OF THE DWARVES THE COMBINATION OF THE THREE OF US DESTROYS THE WORLD IN A MASSIE FIRE BALL OF DEATH AND THE THEN THE FIREBALL EXPANDS LEAVING GIGANTRON SATTING THERE IN THE CORE UN ABLE TO DO ANYTHING NOT EVEN REVOKE THIS
SO HAHAAHAHAHA
MALLEN FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO HAHAAHAHAHA
MALLEN FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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