I use a tartar sauce cannon to spray the crab! Then seafood fanatics everywhere start eating it slowly!

The crab beast roars and leaps into space, trailing crab-crazed citizens. Upon exiting the atmosphere, the beast laughs and begins A CHARGIN ITS LAZOR!

The LAZOR is dangerously charged and poised to destroy the planet! If not stopped soon, the crab beast will eradicate mankind, which is not good!

I FIRE MA LAZA!

The crab beast A FIRES ITS LAZOR, but minecraftpokekai's LAZA intercepts it at the last second deflecting it harmlessly into the sun! The crab warms it's thrusters as it prepares to space-charge minecraftpokekai!

i do a flying ninja kick to its eye but then it closes it's eye trapping me inside of it

I get sucked into its eye juice and almost drown buut...... (say what happens next)

You drink the eye juice so quickly you manage to stay alive. You stay for a quick cup of tea, then realize you have no one to drink the tea with. So you call... (who do you call)

The crab beast's now-dry eyes cause it considerable discomfort, so it retreats to its home. Suddenly, a space Godzilla leaps out from behind the moon!

Me, Being ina EVA spartan suit, Jump out of my Captured Serph Fighter, and throw 6 nades at it, and shoot my spartan lazer as well as my Assault rifle at it!

I then take a waffle and throw it at one of it's eyes causing infection, and....

The Godzilla is agitated by gunfire and blinded by a waffle, enraging it! It leaps at BlackFTW and TheAsterite, snatching them up in its titanic claws!

The Black Knight (me) throws his extra limbs at Godzilla, distracting it with the meat. BlackFTW and TheAserite escape safefully. Meanwhile, the Crab monster returns home because of a serious pink eye infection that came from a waffle.

Godzilla goes running to his mommy like a little betch! Godzilla's mom emerges, breathing some kind of radioactive fire laser at JustaFleshWound, TheAsterite, and BlackFTW!

Godzilla's mommy is enraged by PMS!

Godzilla's mom swallows xDUCTx_CHEERS!
(You'll have to get rescued, escape, or die a hero)

I jump into godzilla's mom's mouth sacrificing myself for xDUCTx_CHEERS.

But wait, theasterite(me) grabs a near by marine and throws him into the gigantic mouth saving the live of a dear friend!

I come in, riding on the back of GAMERA, FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN. Flying space turtles ALWAYS win....

Oh no! Godzilla's mom has used a special ability! Spin attack! Creepercarole is dazed. Space turtle faints! Dun dun don!!!!!!

I piss in the air and my father zuez hits the stream with lightning friying my buisness off and super charging the urine hitting creeper carole in the face, killing her.

Godzilla's mom's nuclear core detonates, mortally wounding everyone but the narrator! Who will rescue them by transporting them to the nearby space hospital?!

On a last ditch effort, i selflessly put my friends before everyone else, and use my main air canister to push my friends away to the hospital, leaving only me in space with my backup air.......

And my my magical piss saves you
DISSMISSED PEEPS

I come along as Mr.troll and UMAD BRO the enemys!

TheAsterite suffocates, his self-destruct system ensuring he goes out with a really cool explosion. A moment of silence.

Suddenly the hospital is attacked by mutant zombie termites, and all the patients are comatose, active only mentally!

The godzilla moma is confused..now to FINISH IT....PROBLEM!!!!!

Suddenly i attack gigantron cause im bored.! no not rweally

GiganTron is the narrator and can undo your actions if provoked!

The termite attack continues!

Out of the deep dark corners of space, comes an advanced race of humanoids, who take the pieces of my body on board thier advanced ship for study... And then fly away into a slipspace rupture, leaving behind my dog tags for my friends to find.....

Silence suddenly falls and you see a dark figured man like character with 3 swords slowly walking in space. He suddenly stops infront of godzilla's mom, nothing happens for 3 seconds. He turns and walks backwards at the same speed he arrived. Godzilla's mom suddenly splits in half and her blood fills the endless empty space for eternity.

Suddenly mozzie trolled 5 termites!

Suddenly, Luffy of the straw hat pirates accidentally punches the man named "zoro" who carries the three swords. KERPOW! -luffy- oops!

i accidentaly ate the waffle and got a throat.......INFECTION OF TROLLED NESS!!!! + 500 hp..YAYAYAY

Five termite's fall to mozzie's troll! Suddenly, thousands of them!
Mozzie is knocked unconscious and taken prisoner by over 9000 mutant zombie termites!

I LIKE THIS THREAD NOW......i mean where else can you be a troll for realz with no getting troublez?

Mozzie uses TROLL TROJAN AND ALL THE TERMITES FIGHT EACHOTHER!

i will..stand there LIKE A BOSS.....100000000 termites were awed to death

THEN A GIANT NINJA PIG COMES!!!

giant ninja pig..YAMMUYAMMUY in my...troll-tummy?

But, the irony proceeds to the ninja pig eating Mozzie

Suddenly, after what seemed like seconds to the people on the station, the Advanced alien space ship comes back, with what seems to be.... What? How can this be! TheAsterite mirculously walks out of the spaceship and boards the station! It seems that the aliens actually took TheAsterites body parts forward in time to repair him! Then, they came back to allow TheAsterite to help his lifelong friends! Hurray!!!! But, as soon as TheAsterite boards, he is atacked by the termites! Using the mini rocket pods imbedded on his shoulder, he fights his way to where his friends are!

The pig is eaten by termites!
What's this? The termites are Jewish and cannot eat pork! They all die from sin overdose!

but then i realise..ninja pigs.........my A*s meaning..BAD GrAMmEr TROLl AtACK!

and gigantron....racist
DONT DO IT...you may troll but dont be racist to jews.....(and no im not jewish..im christuian) notice the affects from bad grammer atck still afect me
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