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Hello, I am currently 16 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to the Arctic; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I have also learned how to type with my nose. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.
Thanks
PS - If anyone is reading this who has a kind heart. It would be greatly appreciated if you could make donations to help me pay for the air fare to get to the Arctic.
Thanks
PS - If anyone is reading this who has a kind heart. It would be greatly appreciated if you could make donations to help me pay for the air fare to get to the Arctic.
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Question: Whats the difference between yo momma and a walrus?
Answer: One smells like fish and has whiskers.
The others a walrus.
Answer: One smells like fish and has whiskers.
The others a walrus.
Too many people have posted this same exact post all over youtube and facebook for me to actually give 2 *poops about what you have to say.
I don't comprehend your reaction? Is there a problem?
I've seen this post on youtube before..
I did too except with becoming a penguin. . . same date, though. December 14th. Cutting off arms. Sliding around.
Ahh yes.. People are following a trend it seems.
Of course I must get the word out dear chap!
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I am in the process of making a PayPal Donation Link.. It will be complete within the next 2-3 days. I will also look into giving out gifts for donations. Such as my personal belongings. Xbox 360 games. My appendages and much more!
FYI inuit people still eat walrus regularly.
O.o
Is this a serious thread?
Is this a serious question?
Yes.
(But now I understand that this thread is not serious)
(But now I understand that this thread is not serious)
Ignore that other person. Yes it is indeed.
Of course it is!!! this man just wants to become a walrus!! (no)
I am still in dire need of assistance.
I appreciate the feed back..I will look into that.
Call Animal Rescue, they will get you to the Arctic FOR FREE!
Like I said I must train and slide on my stomach. I no longer use my feet. I am now contemplating on removing my legs as well.
How you do on your feet?
