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I Farted.
It stinks in here.
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I burped and it tasted like pecan pie!
*appears in a club bouncers outfit* sir you are in the wrong thread you must be looking for the "I burped thread". I am going to have to escort you out...
I hate it when walruses fart in my bedroom. Why me?
I didn't know that walruses could fart.
I see what you did there.
Well. I don't know what to... Ermm... Think about this.
Fucking gross.
I farted it tickled my butt cheeks wiggled then I pooped out a pickle and found a nickel in the pickle WOO!!!
Me too.
