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I Hate Cows

Epic Flame 11/27/11 7:42 pm
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11/28/2011 10:05 pm
Cows are dumb, and their eyes annoy me. Especially their annoying 'Moo' sound. I am trying to RELAX in my home, but my animal farm won't shush. 'MOOO! MOOO! MOOO!'. I hate cows. Their face and noises make me want to torture them. I want to slaughter every last cow in Minecraft! They just don't belong. Imagine your animal breeding farm.10 Cows. You. Relaxing. Annoyed. Stupid sounds. Staring into their dimwit face. I! Hate! Cows!
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Epic Flame
Level 30 : Artisan Dragon
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Blues
11/28/2011 6:43 pm
Level 20 : Expert Archer
Epic FlameCows are dumb, and their eyes annoy me. Especially their annoying 'Moo' sound. I am trying to RELAX in my home, but my animal farm won't shush. 'MOOO! MOOO! MOOO!'. I hate cows. Their face and noises make me want to torture them. I want to slaughter every last cow in Minecraft! They just don't belong. Imagine your animal breeding farm.10 Cows. You. Relaxing. Annoyed. Stupid sounds. Staring into their dimwit face. I! Hate! Cows!


Nitpick Much?
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Poke
11/28/2011 6:24 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Loremaster
Basically, a mod is the solution for cow's spawnrate. Hate the eyes? Teturepack. Think they're noisy? Turn volume down. Don't like them in general? Why do you own a Cow Farm close to your house?
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Epic Flame
11/28/2011 10:05 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Dragon
I <3 Steak No cows = No steak.
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Ventragon
11/28/2011 6:15 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Narwhal
But that's what makes cows cows. They're annoying as hell.
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Epic Flame
11/27/2011 9:05 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Dragon
Antiqua
The piranhas on my bedside table do the same. All. Night. Long.

Wow, that is harsh...
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Red_Glory
11/27/2011 8:31 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
Cows are supposed to be annoying.That way we can kill them and eat their delicious steak without feeling bad about murdering a defenseless animal.
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Shadow The Wolfa
11/27/2011 8:19 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Warrior
dragorex i clicked each egg :3 click mine pleeease
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Squidfather
11/27/2011 8:10 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Demolitionist
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mommaCarole
11/27/2011 8:09 pm
Level 54 : Grandmaster Witch
you think COWS are bad? I had chickens in a pen beside my house, and the buggers would hop into the window and STARE at me while I was trying to sleep. Creepy.
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Antiqua
11/27/2011 8:57 pm
Level 28 : Expert Elf
The fish on my bedside table do the same. All. Night. Long.
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Epic Flame
11/27/2011 8:13 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Dragon
Ever stared in the eyes of the cow and saw right through its empty skull?
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FoxOfDoom
11/27/2011 8:07 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Taco
Cows supply my wolves with meat =3
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Bonnefoy
11/27/2011 8:07 pm
Level 22 : Expert Prince
cows have souls... of burger meat
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The Herobrine
11/27/2011 8:05 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
cows are lame
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Kat
11/27/2011 7:59 pm
Level 41 : Master Sweetheart
I don't hatee real cows thoughg they are quiet
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Kat
11/27/2011 7:55 pm
Level 41 : Master Sweetheart
I know right the don't freaking shut up! Cows are annoying I can't sit on te 3rd floor of my mansion trying to read my book aand then i hear MOOOOOO! It is annoying atleast pigz are quieter and chickens and sheep are too.
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ItzCoD4
11/27/2011 7:48 pm
Level 5 : Apprentice Crafter
i think he was joking lol
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RhomBustion
11/27/2011 7:46 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Lumberjack
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PaladinPinto
11/27/2011 7:49 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Ranger
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ParkouringPanda
11/27/2011 9:16 pm
Level 26 : Expert Nerd
I disturbed my dog because I laughed so hard.. It took me about 8 minutes to type this sentence because I was laughing......No. I was kidding. Forgive me. PLEASE! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! DON'T KILL ME I WAS LYING! AAAAAHHHHH!Anyways, I did laugh. Just not that hard.
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RhomBustion
11/27/2011 7:56 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Lumberjack
Okay, that made me Rofl
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Epic Flame
11/27/2011 7:54 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Dragon
Very well put, Paladin.
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HOTDOGMAN
11/27/2011 7:48 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Hunter
XD hahahahaha poor cows
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Dagorex
11/27/2011 7:45 pm
Level 47 : Master Necromancer
don't like it, kill them. why have them in your animal farm if they "Don't belong"?
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Antiqua
11/27/2011 7:44 pm
Level 28 : Expert Elf
I hate to be a blatant captain obvious here, but you CAN turn sounds off. Jussayin'.
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LOL89078
11/27/2011 7:46 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Miner
nuff said xD
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Epic Flame
11/27/2011 7:49 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Dragon
Awww... then I can't hear them die when I kill them. I like to hear MC Cows in pain. I have nothing against real cows, though.
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