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I Hate Cows
Cows are dumb, and their eyes annoy me. Especially their annoying 'Moo' sound. I am trying to RELAX in my home, but my animal farm won't shush. 'MOOO! MOOO! MOOO!'. I hate cows. Their face and noises make me want to torture them. I want to slaughter every last cow in Minecraft! They just don't belong. Imagine your animal breeding farm.10 Cows. You. Relaxing. Annoyed. Stupid sounds. Staring into their dimwit face. I! Hate! Cows!
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Epic FlameCows are dumb, and their eyes annoy me. Especially their annoying 'Moo' sound. I am trying to RELAX in my home, but my animal farm won't shush. 'MOOO! MOOO! MOOO!'. I hate cows. Their face and noises make me want to torture them. I want to slaughter every last cow in Minecraft! They just don't belong. Imagine your animal breeding farm.10 Cows. You. Relaxing. Annoyed. Stupid sounds. Staring into their dimwit face. I! Hate! Cows!
Nitpick Much?
Basically, a mod is the solution for cow's spawnrate. Hate the eyes? Teturepack. Think they're noisy? Turn volume down. Don't like them in general? Why do you own a Cow Farm close to your house?
I <3 Steak No cows = No steak.
But that's what makes cows cows. They're annoying as hell.
Antiqua
The piranhas on my bedside table do the same. All. Night. Long.
Wow, that is harsh...
Cows are supposed to be annoying.That way we can kill them and eat their delicious steak without feeling bad about murdering a defenseless animal.

you think COWS are bad? I had chickens in a pen beside my house, and the buggers would hop into the window and STARE at me while I was trying to sleep. Creepy.
The fish on my bedside table do the same. All. Night. Long.
Ever stared in the eyes of the cow and saw right through its empty skull?
Cows supply my wolves with meat =3
cows have souls... of burger meat
cows are lame
I don't hatee real cows thoughg they are quiet
I know right the don't freaking shut up! Cows are annoying I can't sit on te 3rd floor of my mansion trying to read my book aand then i hear MOOOOOO! It is annoying atleast pigz are quieter and chickens and sheep are too.
i think he was joking lol

I disturbed my dog because I laughed so hard.. It took me about 8 minutes to type this sentence because I was laughing......No. I was kidding. Forgive me. PLEASE! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! DON'T KILL ME I WAS LYING! AAAAAHHHHH!Anyways, I did laugh. Just not that hard.
Okay, that made me Rofl
Very well put, Paladin.
XD hahahahaha poor cows
don't like it, kill them. why have them in your animal farm if they "Don't belong"?
I hate to be a blatant captain obvious here, but you CAN turn sounds off. Jussayin'.
nuff said xD
Awww... then I can't hear them die when I kill them. I like to hear MC Cows in pain. I have nothing against real cows, though.



