Custom Texture Pack?

Ok, so i realize that this could be one heck of a request, and I dont expect anyone to reply right away, or possibly at all but I want to give it a shot anyway. I would like to request a simple custom texture pack. The only things I want changed are the wheat to look like a pot plant, and the bread to be changed into pot brownies. Don't ask why, im not even really sure i know why myself, but i think it would be hilariously epic. Also, if you want to, you can change one random item into something you think is funny as well, but dont tell me what it is lol. So there is my request, I know it might be strange but I figured it would be worth a try! Thank you to anyone who attempts! Please E-mail me if you decide to take on the project!