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SharKevan37 posted to guest book of Seashell Jam
Public • January 22, 2024, 12:43 pm

She sells seashells by the seashore,
While the waves gently crash against the shore.
The shells are a beauty, they gleam and shine,
With the sunlight dancing off of their shine.
Now the seagulls fly up above the seas,
And the smell of the salty-sea air is free.
But soon another scent wafts through the air,
The smell of something that shouldn't be there....
A fishy smell, not quite a breeze,
Is a smell much more unpleasant than those....

The smell has only worsened, it's now a stench
So what could it be? Where is it coming from?
But just as this smell had become nearly unbearable,
With just a little curiosity, I went to investigate the matter.
I look all around me, in every nook and cranny
This smell is only getting stronger, it must be something pretty nasty

I search high and low, but this smell is still lingering
It's getting really unpleasant and beginning to sting.
Then in the corner of my eye, I notice something strange.
There's a fish there, but not just any fish.
This fish stands on two feet, like me and you.
But he isn't just any old fish, nah he has a secret too.
It's the famous puffer fish who sells RPGs!.

And as I get close, he speaks so mysteriously
He says to me, "You smell that? That's no mystery."
"This smelly stench is something I can fix
If you have a few bucks, then I have a trick!"

The puffer fish explains,
He has a solution that's all-encompassing.
Then he reaches into a pouch under his fin
And out he pulls a shiny black bomb.
He gives me a wicked grin, and whispers in a raspy voice,
"This'll blow away that smell for sure, without a trace or any trace of fuss."

I'm hesitant at first, but the fish reassures me,
With just a few words, he puts my mind at ease.
The fish says, "Look buddy, I've done this before
This black bomb is my stock-in-trade, and it has never failed to work.

"The fish's words had convinced me,
And I had finally come to a decision.
I told the fish that he could have my money,
As long as he made sure this stench was gone
The fish nodded and smiled,
And a wicked glint entered his eyes.
He said, "My friend, you made a good decision,
Let me just throw this bomb outside, and then you'll be the best off.

The puffer fish threw the bomb outside,
But it didn't explode or make a sound.
The fish started laughing and then he laughed some more,
When I asked him for a refund, he yelled "no refunds!"
The fish explained to me,
That he had tricked me, and that he had conned me.
He had stolen my money, and now I was broke,
As the puffer fish ran off, he said, "you sucker, you're a dope!"

And as he ran away with my money,
A feeling of dread washed over me.
I felt defeated and stupid for believing his lies,
But what could I do, except accept my loss?
The only thing I was left with now,
Was the awful stench that I couldn't endure or get rid of.

She sells seashells, by the smell shore
-AI
- 1 Comments
Team UNNAMED • 2024-06-01 16:01:10

what
dancing reaper posted to guest book of Seashell Jam
Public • January 17, 2024, 12:47 pm

I am sad that this jam will end soon. pls make a new one!
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Team UNNAMED • 2024-08-17 15:53:14

maybe.
WillTheWise11 posted to guest book of Seashell Jam
Public • January 14, 2024, 8:50 pm

She sells seashells by the seashore,
While the waves gently crash against the shore.
The shells are a beauty, they gleam and shine,
With the sunlight dancing off of their shine.
Now the seagulls fly up above the seas,
And the smell of the salty-sea air is free.
But soon another scent wafts through the air,
The smell of something that shouldn't be there....
A fishy smell, not quite a breeze,
Is a smell much more unpleasant than those....

The smell has only worsened, it's now a stench
So what could it be? Where is it coming from?
But just as this smell had become nearly unbearable,
With just a little curiosity, I went to investigate the matter.
I look all around me, in every nook and cranny
This smell is only getting stronger, it must be something pretty nasty

I search high and low, but this smell is still lingering
It's getting really unpleasant and beginning to sting.
Then in the corner of my eye, I notice something strange.
There's a fish there, but not just any fish.
This fish stands on two feet, like me and you.
But he isn't just any old fish, nah he has a secret too.
It's the famous puffer fish who sells RPGs!.

And as I get close, he speaks so mysteriously
He says to me, "You smell that? That's no mystery."
"This smelly stench is something I can fix
If you have a few bucks, then I have a trick!"

The puffer fish explains,
He has a solution that's all-encompassing.
Then he reaches into a pouch under his fin
And out he pulls a shiny black bomb.
He gives me a wicked grin, and whispers in a raspy voice,
"This'll blow away that smell for sure, without a trace or any trace of fuss."

I'm hesitant at first, but the fish reassures me,
With just a few words, he puts my mind at ease.
The fish says, "Look buddy, I've done this before
This black bomb is my stock-in-trade, and it has never failed to work.

"The fish's words had convinced me,
And I had finally come to a decision.
I told the fish that he could have my money,
As long as he made sure this stench was gone
The fish nodded and smiled,
And a wicked glint entered his eyes.
He said, "My friend, you made a good decision,
Let me just throw this bomb outside, and then you'll be the best off.

The puffer fish threw the bomb outside,
But it didn't explode or make a sound.
The fish started laughing and then he laughed some more,
When I asked him for a refund, he yelled "no refunds!"
The fish explained to me,
That he had tricked me, and that he had conned me.
He had stolen my money, and now I was broke,
As the puffer fish ran off, he said, "you sucker, you're a dope!"

And as he ran away with my money,
A feeling of dread washed over me.
I felt defeated and stupid for believing his lies,
But what could I do, except accept my loss?
The only thing I was left with now,
Was the awful stench that I couldn't endure or get rid of.

She sells seashells, by the smell shore

- GPT
- 1 Comments
Team UNNAMED • 2024-06-01 16:01:56

wait this is the same this as that last one
GladiosAnim posted to guest book of Seashell Jam
Public • January 11, 2024, 12:29 pm

She sells seashells on the seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step one: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bear with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island
Stockpile 'em high until they’re rarer than a diamond
Step two: gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man
Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
Four: expand, expand, expand
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hands
Five: why just shells? Why limit yourself?
She sells seashells, sell oil as well
Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks
Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
Then run to be the president of the United States
Eight: big smile mate, big wave, that's great
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine: Polarise the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause
You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore
And you sell seashells on the seashore
Team UNNAMED • 2024-06-01 16:02:05

there's another version?
dancing reaper posted to guest book of Seashell Jam
Public • January 9, 2024, 7:19 pm

pls dont disqualify my clone scuba trooper!
worked 4 hours on it!
- 1 Likes
- 1 Comments
Bowguy1234 posted to guest book of Seashell Jam
Public • December 7, 2023, 10:26 pm

The C418 Skin Competion Jam
- 1 Comments
Team UNNAMED • 2023-12-17 13:43:18

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
rain_cloud posted to guest book of Seashell Jam
Public • December 4, 2023, 7:32 pm

Why the heck would you make this in winter??
- 1 Comments
Team UNNAMED • 2023-12-04 21:43:02

idk
Nac Moonsilver posted to guest book of Seashell Jam
Public • November 15, 2023, 8:56 am

fish🐟
- 2 Comments
Aspirin60 I have made some fishy mob content and can't enter this jam, ooops.
Leaf4e • 2023-12-03 00:19:27

if they're mob skins you could make a texture pack with multiple of them together? that's what other people here suggested

Aspirin60 • 2023-12-02 06:22:11

I have made some fishy mob content and can't enter this jam, ooops.
-ghoul- posted to guest book of Seashell Jam
Public • November 5, 2023, 1:35 pm

Can you allow mob skins to be enetered?
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- 5 Comments
blank3times • 2023-11-17 12:03:24

You're gonna have to make two related mob skins and package them together in a resource/texture pack :3

Team UNNAMED it isn't?
-ghoul- • 2023-11-12 12:29:36

Well the rest of guest book agrees wirth me

-ghoul- Idk bc maybe people aren't doing time to put skins jn jams and you'll get more entries bc it's easier to make a mob skin
Team UNNAMED • 2023-11-12 12:25:30

it isn't?

Team UNNAMED why
-ghoul- • 2023-11-12 09:51:04

Idk bc maybe people aren't doing time to put skins jn jams and you'll get more entries bc it's easier to make a mob skin

Team UNNAMED • 2023-11-12 09:49:45

why
wafflejuiced posted to guest book of Seashell Jam
Public • October 29, 2023, 12:20 pm

can you please allow mob skins and 3d models? designing fish and new mobs with animations and rigs would be really fun and would add a lot to the contest
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TaxesAreGarbage posted to guest book of Seashell Jam
Public • October 21, 2023, 11:44 am

can you maybe allow mob skins to be entered? i was thinking of making a skeleton one.
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MLG_Zombie posted to guest book of Seashell Jam
Public • October 19, 2023, 11:56 am

fish🐟
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TheCreeper100 posted to guest book of Seashell Jam
Public • October 19, 2023, 10:41 am

how can i participate?
- 1 Likes
- 1 Comments
TaxesAreGarbage • 2023-10-21 11:06:12

it starts on 11/1/23

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