Dad joke of the day (this isn’t supposed to be racist):

Where do bodybuilder genetics come from? A country called Chad

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Dad joke of the day (if you're negative about anything in this, back off):

Did you know that AI was made artificially?

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Dad joke of the day (hungry yet?):

What type of music do lollipops like to do? They like to rap

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Dad joke of the day (i’ve seen many rooms doing this):

What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner!

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Dad joke of the day (forgot to do this yesterday):

I'm afraid of the calendar. The days are numbered

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Dad joke of the day (this will light your day):

If you take a lighter, and use it on the end of a string sticking out of a wax stick, it becomes a candle. If you put gasoline on the end of a stick from the outdoors, and have it touch the candle's flame, it becomes a torch. But if that end of the stick has a string covered in gasoline on it, leading to the woods, it becomes torch-er for the wildlife.

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Dad joke of the day (I did this remotely):

A friend was at my house the other day, and he said the universal remote didn’t work. So I say “well I tried it too, and it did not control the universe. Not even remotely”

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Dad joke of the day (tell your geography teacher about this):

What state in America is most known for writing? Pennsylvania

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Dad joke of the day (you didn’t sneak past this):

What type of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers

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it's okay, jeff. you're alright. just get your owner to give you yarn to play with

Dad joke of the day (cold yet?):

Is your refrigerator running? You better go get it

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Dad joke of the day (hungry yet?):

What do you call lettuce when a chicken stares it down? Chicken caesar salad

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does this mean i'm a grandfather now???

Dad joke of the day (goin time traveling):

What was the name of the person who invented the Victorian era? Victoria

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Dad joke of the day (i'm eating pizza):

Did you hear the joke about mozzarella sticks? If you didn't that's good, because it's too cheesy

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Dad joke of the day (this should spread):

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not gonna spread it

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do you have any oc's with a hair color that people would think it's not their natural hair color, but in reality it is?

ik i do, i has alot

Dad joke of the day (be ready for this):

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

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