If Disney bought minecraft you can't make a new world you can only select from worlds from disney movies and you cannot hit anything or craft you can only follow the extremely linear story without any mobs or nether because it promotes worshiping satan (obviously), no animals because it promotes killing wild animals in real life (duh) no blocky pixelated hostile mobs because they have a very high chance of giving people nightmares (0.001%). Villagers would be disney characters and they only sell disney dvds or games, there is a tutorial where mickey mouse holds your hand for the whole game and doesn't allow free roam. You can connect your minecraft account to club penguin (with parent's permission of course). They remove bows swords and you can never take any damage because it could scare the core fanbase of Disneycraft (9 year old kids), no swords, bow, tnt, armour, anything to do with PvP (because that promotes violence in real life). Achievements get even easier (one for starting a survival world) and an achievement for buying all disney merchandise from Mickey Mouse villagers.
and you need parental permission everytime you join a server, open the launcher, start a world, change an option or when it updates.
