Jabbed it in the eye with a umbrella toothpick I took out of a drink. She's like Oh I got that on video, then when she was going to upload it, I was like: Nawp, chuck testa and deleted the vid and pics o' meh.
Hey, turns out it's not a pet, it's some robotic animal thing which makes creepy noises whenever I go near it, probably a prank, but I almost lost a nice pair of under wear. Lol, now it's scratching on the door.
