#1: Cool???
#2: The parrot's deaf
#3: Short
#4: She's your sister...
#5: Wiser with age???
#6: Well I don't know about lions, but I think I would be dead if I didn't eat for 3 years...
#7: One of those priest people at marriages.
#8: Um... Once, after you subtract 5 it's not 25 anymore...
#9: Thursday, the unicorn is lying because wednesday was NOT one of its lying days but Thursday is, and the lion is telling the truth because yesterday was one of its lying days.
#10: Probably the same as #9...
#11: A race???
#12: A hole.
#13: Corn. You throw away the husk and cook the cob. You then eat the corn on the outside and throw away the middle.
#14: I believe it is similar to the answer to #13...
#15: H1N1, flu, cold, AIDS, lots of things, mostly diseases though...
#16: Crates in a plane???
#17: Fire???