1. I get a check for 1 million dollars, and its delivered with a brick so when it comes through the window it hits me and i die.
2. You get to become Salman of Saudi Arabia! (Aren't you glad you have power in this world?) But 1 hour later, an angry mob of women surrounds your palace, and when you come out they revolt and kill you and take over the country.
3. Congrats! You got 1 Billion dollars! come outside your house to claim it! you step outside and theres nothing there, but then you see a plane with a crate. The crate drops onto you and you die.
P.S. Fred recently apologized for virtually killing you with a crate.
