You all are banned (including me) for excessive lying the most popular lie being banning people when you do not have the power to do so goodbye everyone!
Endermen! Your probably thinking "why Endermen!? There soooooo easy! all you need is a space they can't fit in or a pool of water!" But I don't hate them because there hard to kill or they kill me a ton I hate them because there rare! You want an enderpearl? To bad!!! We only appear when you DON'T NEED US!!!!!!! well... I guess I'm not getting any ender pearls today... and of course when I do get to the end there are three billion Endermen. SO THATS WERE YOU'VE BEEN HIDING!!!!