Dear esteemed gentlemen of the Gentlemanly Gentleman Club, (and madams),
Salutations!
I have had the pleasure and honor of receiving a notice about your esteemed club from non other than the most honorable and esteemly esteemed (and steamed?) Head Gentleman, Saltash. And I say, jolly ho!, what an delight!, and what a marvelous club it is. Indeed! Hmm Hmm!
But before futher ado please allow me to introduce myself. I am d3rrida. And although I am not new to MC I am indeed new to PMC. With great fortune I have been absolutely delighted to find that there exists herein a likeminded gentlemanly gentlemen group of fine chaps and ladies with whom I might enjoy participation of worthwhile causes and honorable activities. By Jove old chap, I SAY! Harumph Harumph.
I would be delighted to partake in your fine discussions of the grand and gentlemanly matters that is most dear to my heart in life. May I offer you a sherry monocle? Oh, help yourself, sir! Sherry monocles for all! HUMMHARRUMPHMMPHPMHHMH!
Oh, excuse me, I seem to be choking on my top hat. Jolly old chaps, it's delightful!