As a semi-omniscient being flying through the field of time, space, and the 467 dimensions of the universes, I have seen a beacon of distress here which has somehow negated my powers leaving me desperately stranded here trying to find a way out of this piece of rock, yet masquerading as a 17 year old male. My true age does not exist whatsoever as us Gods do not feel the concept of mortal "Time".
