1: Mine Dirt
2: Craft A Super Dirt With Your Dirt
3: Throw 50 Oak Logs On That Super Dirt To Get Diamonds
4: Press The Button That Says: VILLAGE COORDINATES
5: Go To The Coordinates The Option Says
6: Punch A Villager On His Face
7: Wait For The Iron Golem To Give You Diamonds
8: Use Those Diamonds To Craft A Rocket
9: Find Green Boom Bois And Kill Them Until You Get 10 Gunpowder
10: Fill The Rocket With Gunpowder
11: Say 3, 2, 1. GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12: Wait 5 Minutes For Your Rocket To Reach Mars
13: As Youre Reaching Mars, Collect The Alien Dust The Rocket Is Gonna Give You At Any Moment
14: Drop All The Alien Dust To Mars. This Will Distract Baby Aliens
15: Once You Reach Mars, Play With The Babies For 50 Minutes Straight With No Breaks (make sure they dont get sad)
16: Dig Straight Down, Mars God Will Apear Above You
17: While Youre Mining, Collect Every Single Piece Of Marstone You Find
18: Find An Alien Village
19: Trade With The Golem For 5 Diamonds
20: Craft A Comeback Anchor With 8 Marstones And 1 Diamond
21: Fill The Comeback Anchor With 20 Marstones
22: Enter The Comeback Anchor
23: Reach The Earth
24: Find A Dungeon And Mine The Spawner With Your Fist
25: Mine 1 Stone And 1 Coal
26: Craft An XP Launcher With The Stone And Coal
27: Activate The XP Launcher And Then Quickly Switch To An Empty Hotbar Slot
28: Now Your Own XP Will Be Making You Get Bigger And Bigger
29: When You Reach Double The Height Of Clouds, Turn Off The Launcher
30: As Youre Gigantic, Make Sure To Destroy The Entire Earth To Beat The Game