3 million suckers that have been sucked into the gravitational pull of the black hole formally called "planet minecraft"
Whoever comes within its tentacles called "player skins" and "forums" will be sucked in, and all their minecraft knowledge will be sucked out of them and posted to be scrutinized by others.
Their knowledge will be sucked dry and there will be nothing left of them... NOTHING!!!
After the creepy process they will turn into "The scrutinizers" and the loop continues....
planet minecraft, more like black hole minecraft!!
p.s. this is a joke :)