Dear Notch, I wish Minecon is free because I don't care *sneeze*, excuse because of the dead creepers eating my grandma *Evil Laugh*. Goodmorning Endermen, Notch is destroying crocodiles on Minecraft's deserts. "SSSSSsssssss" {boom} Welcome to Hell, now we burn in LAVA! *Respawn* UNICORNS ARE SEXY! And Steven fell under three diamonds in lava because water dies. Poop is stopping organs and pooping. Angry sausages sleep in my bed. Men like Bacon creepers! Giant hotdog is yummy! TXboxGuY sucks grapefruit. gaven117 ate my WAFFLES! while mark916 fell on CREEPERS!. cyprezz pwns tomatoes and grapefruit while, emilios1310 likes s3x falafels. How does herobrine kill little pixel rabbits eating dirty dishes? I'm surrounded by freaky emails and Luthery on my tootoo. Skonth is sleepy while having boner which jumps up, munching onions on a stick. I_Modz_Codz is confused in Diamonds. Notch, digging a waffle and pigs, eats BlackFTW. How does Minecraft pwns your tater tots? I shoot. G6 like whoa that tank blew rainbows! hamsters now fart blood. Lord_Morgo licks lava cakes
