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Hi! I'm kettlecooked, but you can still call me Lordess. I am she/her, but that should not concern you and if it does you are weird and creepy >:( and also I'm sorry to you because i am ficto-straight, look it up.
I LOVE Bluey and have evidence that it is not a kid's show: Frisky runs away from her wedding in The Sign (Season 3 ep. 49). I am also I HUGE Potterhead and I love Percy Jackson. My fave characters are Luna Lovegood and Leo Valdez (HIS REAL NAME IS ACTUALLY LEONIDAS!!!) I am a Ravenclaw and would soooo be a daughter of Hecate. I am on a mission to replace all this "rizz" nonsense with the word McShizzle: noun, adjective: Your ability to be awesome, the ability to make people listen when you talk, the ability to MAKE THINGS A PARTY!!!! and also awesomeness :) Anyway, thanks for reading!!! Please check out Stickford and the story I made up!


Love, your fave storytelling GoDdEsS, (not really)

kettlecooked (aka Lordess)