I would be a rogue hiding in the shadows of the jungle. You couldn't kill me but if fate turned its head, I would drop leather armor and a steel dagger. (all impossible to find muahahaha)
My immediate reaction when I started playing was (after being afk for about 10 minutes) "Is that supposed to be a zombie? BOOM, WHAT WAS THAT!?" That's not a joke either, I literally was blown up by that creeper before I even punched a tree.