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    lezam
    05/21/2014 7:42 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    TRANSLATION:

    Is you pc running with too much hard drive space? Is it more responsive than it once was? A malware infection could be just the thing it needs. I will remotely connect to your computer and fill your PC with viruses, non-essential startup programs, old programs, temporary caches, and I will format your hard drive. All of those services will cost you quite a bit at staples but I will do it $69.99! I can guarantee it will cost you 250GB of hard drive space and 250 minutes of speaking to a real computer technician afterwards and see many performance reductions.

    If you are interested in having your computer tuned up do not add me on Skype; instead reply to this post.

    I will look forward to destroying your computer!

    day of the wrapped
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    lezam
    05/11/2014 9:43 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    HA, HUT. Just so you know Blockhead is a mod, you NEED to have Minecraft in order to install Blockhead. Otherwise how do you think I have it? My friend actually did try to download it on his First Gen iPhone and he said he couldn't, I even told him it was even for because that he didn't have the original Game (Minecraft)
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    lezam
    05/11/2014 9:11 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    Ladies, ladies! Please calm down.

    sarcastic_ninja FACEPLAM, SERIOUSLY? FACEPLAM? Well I respond with a triple faceplant.

    Also are you doubting my knowledge because I know very well how to get a game for free and also how to mod a game and make mods for a game and put it on the App Store for Ipod Tuch. FOR EXAMPLE: The game Blockhead is a mod for Minecraft on the app store. I can just ask the developer how did he get the app on the app store and why it was a mod for Minecraft and btw, it's actually a free mod so there you go.

    I disagree with shadow destroy 6 because I think the app store and ipod touc is a great platform and you just dont know how to put apps on it. I mean it may be expensive, $1999 yeah it is sort of expensive :/ :/ :/ but then again the new generation is $2999 and it is VERY expensive from this point, but my point is, the point is that, my point is I DONT CARE. I onestly dont care about the price only if the thing actually works, because my parents have a lot of money and we can buy a lot of stuff with my $100 allowance each day.
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    lezam
    05/11/2014 8:20 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    HUT! What did you just say, you insulted me and you can not do that or the cyber police will come and arrest you because they know your i p. (also known az ipv5)

    Also I am not trolling, derp. Im simply trying to make people give me some money and a find a quick way to get some free money for free, that's all. I see no intention of copyright infringement wahtsoevera.
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    lezam
    05/11/2014 5:46 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    WOT ARE YOU SAYING
    BECUZ I MEAN LIKE SERLY I AM 9 AND I AM GOING TO BE A CHINCHILLAIONANIRE WHEN I GROW UP.

    anyways sorry about that... im just a little kid so plzzzzzz forgive me if i get banned im going to like sue your ointnip off. anyway... i think i will make millions and i am entitled to my own opinion because uuuh HUT! my parents actually do have $4 million dollars in derp the bank so uhbhhh yeahhhhhh.

    but aside from that, i will make mlilions because some stupid developer guy is going to come along an see this thread and what he is going to do is that he's going to do that he's gonanaanaa say that sure lezamsam i'll accept your offer, and then once i do what i'll do is that i'll do that and i'll start devloping your app righ taway,. and then when he does does do that dat, i'll sell it on the app store for $1 each

    so say it gets famous and 1 million people buy it.. well guess what you motheroinmenter, i've just made $1 million.

    vegeta, what does the scooter say about his money level?
    its ovrar nine sousend.!!!!!

    and if you'r egoing to judge me by my age which you sohuldnt but if your going to be ike youtube or facebook and youre going to be like 'oh if ur under 13 im not ur friend' well in that case i was borin in 1900.

    TDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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    lezam
    05/11/2014 5:36 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    Oh and btw guys, sorry for bumping this topic but I just wanted to add and clarify the requirements for this mod. We are actually going to have this mod MUST**** be called "Betterstone for Minecraft" and it must be available on the Apple App Store. Please do not make it available for PC or Android and if it is available on those **** platforms, we WILL sue you. Because that would be piracy and pc gamers suck.

    And one last thing.. this mod must be paid, and like i said before, we get 99% of the credit and the income.. actually we get ALL the credit and 99% of the income. to be nice and generous to you, we will give you a share of the income: you get 1%

    honestly it sounds like a good deal to me because we actaully came up with the idea and if you want to steal our idea then we will sue you. and btw guys that is piracy which is why i lik econsole gaming instead of pc gaming because pc can get mall ware and PLUS +++++ PLUS PLUS PLUS !!!! you can actually pirate and kill companies. so please do not pirate my mod guys. ... but other than that, i just wanted to tell you that you cant steal this idea because if you don't want to make the mod, then it's ok with us. we don't really want you to make the derping mod anyway, because there are millions and over 9000 other devleopers out there that will GLADLY (o rly?) take this offer and do it for free under the conditoins and requirements set out forth by ointnip.

    so yeah there we go, that's the reqiurements and what u need to know, all u mod developers, before you actually goahea dand start developing or hwatever that means t oyou, my mod.
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    lezam
    03/11/2014 2:36 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    How do you guys recommend getting rid of a laptop? Smashing or burning it? I can't give to charity or give away to anyone because that would be boring.
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    lezam
    03/11/2014 2:33 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    This may be due to User Account Control (UAC). However you are on Windows XP, where there is no UAC. Check that in your PATH statement, it says %systemroot%\system32 before it says C:\WINDOWS\SysWow64. It could be due to low or failing RAM. Run a test and check for bad sticks, replace if found.
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    lezam
    03/11/2014 2:28 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    I can't help you make a skin, but here's a way you can make one yourself. Right-click and Save image as... then save it to somewhere to your computer. Get Paint.NET if you don't already have it, and up the image using Paint.NET. Replace the squares with the skin you want. If you want something to be invisible, use selection tool (highlight a blue square) and press the Delete key.



    There are also programs that can create skins, you can find those on Google.
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=minecraft+skin+creator
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    lezam
    03/11/2014 2:22 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    Make sure your keyboard input language is set to US English. Try these combinations to change layouts: Ctrl+Space, Ctrl+Shift, Alt+Shift, Windows Key+Space. Also make sure US keyboard layout is the default keyboard layout. If that doesn't work, force update Minecraft. Try pressing keys with another Java program. Otherwise you may have malware on your computer, scan with bootable anti-virus disc like Windows Defender Offline or Bitdefender Rescue
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    lezam
    03/11/2014 2:17 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    Because:
    1. I'm a pro haxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxor
    2. I know how to hack optifine and use virus mode
    3. Optifine is a virus. only a hacker would know
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    lezam
    03/11/2014 2:16 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    #helpful

    Might as well ask my rich friend for another laptop then, throwing this one out because it can't be fixed.
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    lezam
    03/11/2014 2:12 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    Actually, I was on other threads. But now I'm back.

    Hacking hacking....
    HA!

    Anonymous, what's lezam's hacking level?
    It's over 0010001100101000!
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    lezam
    03/11/2014 12:40 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    Do u even hax?

    01010101010110010101100101011010010010101010101010010101011001010SYSTEMFAILURE01010101010110010101100101011010010010101010101010010101011001010SYSTEMFAILURE01010101010110010101100101011010010010101010101010010101011001010SYSTEMFAILURE01010101010110010101100101011010010010101010101010010101011001010SYSTEMFAILURE01010101010110010101100101011010010010101010101010010101011001010SYSTEMFAILURE01010101010110010101100101011010010010101010101010010101011001010SYSTEMFAILURE0101010101011001010110010101101001001010101010101001010101100010SYSTEM FAILURE101011`111001010111

    Hut, just hacked you. lets see you try to break my defeses, i have a norton antivirus cd in my drive. badass.
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    lezam
    03/11/2014 12:37 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    and guess what guys? not everyone has just ONE laptop i have up to 17 including appliances in my house, some of them arent even mine in fact.

    And wow guys see this is why i dont do forums a lot because u guys r so mean in fact im going to calll the cops right now
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    lezam
    03/11/2014 12:35 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    Guys, not everyone can edit their registry. You never know where the virus is hiding and might make the infection worse. In fact the guy deleted my entire eighkey local machine because he said that was the best way to do it.

    Hut.

    I have windows xp pro which makes me a pro but guess wot else?
    I ALSO HAVE WINDOW 8 ENTERPRISE. Hahaha its better than pro because its enterprise, an the best part? i have blinds for my windows. yes, i have windowblinds. duh duh duh duhut.

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    lezam
    03/11/2014 12:28 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    What do you think, I already said I turned it off, turned it on and while it was loading at saying ALienware i tried pressing every F-followed-by-a-number key and it didnt work.

    Hut, no.

    Which is why I am thinking this is unrepairable without either buying a new computer or finding the hut disc
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    lezam
    03/11/2014 12:26 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    Well guess what. on one of my desktop computers (aka 'tower' by other technicians) it' has Windows 8 Pro. Which stands for professional. and guess what... on my aliewnare which is in the process of professionally being repaired right now, it has Windows 8Enterprise. oooooohhhhhhhhhh get pwnd.
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    lezam
    03/11/2014 12:22 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    Actually my argument is valid and n fact iw asnet even arguing.


    Btw sgtbauws thanks i tried that but it didnt work, nothing happened when i pressed the key.
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    lezam
    03/11/2014 12:19 pm
    Level 3 : Apprentice Miner
    HUT, NO! its not considered a fail because i did manage to fix my computer in the end. hut. and btw yes i am a computer pro..... i have 9 years of experience with internet. wbu?
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