My story returns back to ~Beta 1.5, on the update that added wolves to the game.
I was swimming on a newly-created world, playing on Peaceful, when I confronted this new, weird looking, grey mob. Naturally, I hit it to listen to the newcomer's moans, only to see its siblings turn into bloody rampaging red eyes and pounce at me madly. After I died, I simply ragequitted upon Mojang and went to the wiki, only to discover this new cute mob called "Wolf".
I would act like on Slender when you meet the antagonist... stuff my pants.
No really, I would get terribly startled, like scream, pause the game and choke on, pause the game and see his reactions. If he didn't do anything, I would unpause it and hit that son of a gun with my bare fists and joke about him on the chat, like, "Don't you have a life, punk?".
Herobrine was a hacker dude that managed to enter on homie's worlds on singleplayer using a massively amazeing computer infiltration and IP-hacking. He's like the Illuminati. It was extinguished long ago, but paranoid people confirm they're out there.
Entity 303, if real, is the biggest no-life I will ever see in my life. Doesn't he got better stuff to do?
I didn't notice that "Creepypasta" meant it was about a history. I thought it was the block's name. How dumb am I.
Well, I have to say I actually expected that was an actual part of the mod, even the Satan's part and such, and I've only noticed this is a fake history when things began to burn. After it, I have to say that I thought it was exaggerated. It seems like you rushed an ending, without much details as on earlier occurrences. Either way, it was an enjoyable reading.
There are some things that would make the game feel nicer:
1. A form to remove decoration, or at least decrease it substantially. In this form, there would be less flowers, tall grasses, vines and such. Less blocks to render would allow the game to load quicker; 2. Applying OptiFine's description for performance options. I had no idea of what anisotropic filtering or mipmap meant before I installed that mod; 3. An update for clocks. More precision on hours counting, perhaps even a countdown for daylight/sunlight or to the moment where mobs burn/spawn.