Clearly you're wrong.
When big bad greek titan Kronos ate his yummy tummy kids, they were in there for a while. Suddenly, the big bad tummy acids of big bad greek titan Kronos started to make everything bad, such as poor little Hephaestus getting tangled in Hera's hair, or Zeus and Hades having a rumble and ended up somehow summoning (How?) Bast, the egyptian cat god, into Kronos's big bad tummy bummy.
If you want, you can add the pasta bit.
I don't care.
