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Help/JavaEdition Help I cant get on servers!!!!
Materite
• 09/21/2013 4:16 pm
• Level 1 : New Crafter

We've found it out. Thank you. Now, we know.
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Help/JavaEdition Help I cant get on servers!!!!
Materite
• 09/21/2013 3:59 pm
• Level 1 : New Crafter

A random guy walked into the Mojang office. He started the harlem shake.
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/imag ... hVujwegl-Q
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Help/JavaEdition Help I cant get on servers!!!!
Materite
• 09/21/2013 3:53 pm
• Level 1 : New Crafter

Does anyone have a shotgun I can borrow? I'm going to find this hacker guy and kill him...


Okay, maybe not that much. But he/she's going insane with these hacks, eh?
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Help/JavaEdition Help I cant get on servers!!!!
Materite
• 09/21/2013 3:49 pm
• Level 1 : New Crafter

Random phrases to say as of now:


Nobody panic!
Cry a river!
Just keep calm...and FLIP YOUR COMPUTER DESK.
God help us.
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Help/JavaEdition Help I cant get on servers!!!!
Materite
• 09/21/2013 3:46 pm
• Level 1 : New Crafter

This explains my day.


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Help/JavaEdition Help I cant get on servers!!!!
Materite
• 09/21/2013 3:37 pm
• Level 1 : New Crafter

God save us.
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Help/JavaEdition Help I cant get on servers!!!!
Materite
• 09/21/2013 3:35 pm
• Level 1 : New Crafter

...Aaaand it's down again.
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Help/JavaEdition Help I cant get on servers!!!!
Materite
• 09/21/2013 3:30 pm
• Level 1 : New Crafter

...I'm so gullible.


Me: Hey, look! It's back up!

Server: Failed to login: blahblahblahblahblah. Please refer to the guide here: How to get Trolled

Me: ...FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Help/JavaEdition Help I cant get on servers!!!!
Materite
• 09/21/2013 3:26 pm
• Level 1 : New Crafter

...These guys are SERIOUS trolls.
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Help/JavaEdition Help I cant get on servers!!!!
Materite
• 09/21/2013 3:25 pm
• Level 1 : New Crafter

Mojang:


Players:
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Minecraft/Discussion What Do YOU Want In Minecraft?
Materite
• 06/15/2013 9:44 am
• Level 1 : New Crafter

More ranged weapons. I mean, come on...
Maybe magic scrolls you can find in dungeon chests, then you can make spells with them. That would be awesome...
A multitool. You would make a pickaxe, but with an axe, a shovel and a pick at the top.
Science!
Maybe guns? I don't know, I think a musket with a bayonet would be cool, but it might be too advanced.
More mobs. Bears, ACTUAL fish, birds, more sea mobs, etc
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Minecraft/Discussion Herobrine Sighting + Fight *Close-Up*
Materite
• 06/13/2013 8:07 pm
• Level 1 : New Crafter

I don't understand why people even try... One word for you.OBJECTION!
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